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Albania Incarnatus wrote:

Ice cream's better than both pie and cake

I AGREE *doesn't pay at the ice cream stand*

Peoples Guerilla Armed Coalition wrote:The phone number for police is different in other countries?? what?? :scream:

????*dies in American*>>>>>>>

Inner Albania wrote:I think they meant 112.

maybe.

*blows up both pie and cake*
COOKIES ARE SUPREME

Great Britons wrote:Guys, I have 3 solutions for the pie-cake situation:

1. Mix pie and cake together
2. Eat chocolate instead
3. Have a civil war

It’s going to be 3. Every time.

Peoples Guerilla Armed Coalition wrote:The phone number for police is different in other countries?? what?? :scream:

Crying and shaking and throwing up at this.

Do they know they’re dialing the wrong number?!

Non-Believers wrote:*blows up both pie and cake*
COOKIES ARE SUPREME

Cookies are indeed not supreme, for chocolate bars are better!

Human flesh is the best dessert there is

The Polar Reigons wrote:Cookies are indeed not supreme, for chocolate bars are better!

I'll blow up your chocolate bars too!

I have started this civil war

Non-Believers wrote:I'll blow up your chocolate bars too!

At least my citizens can eat chocolate bars, yours can't even afford rent.

Post self-deleted by Inner Albania.

The Polar Reigons wrote:At least my citizens can eat chocolate bars, yours can't even afford rent.

Says YOU! Lets look at your economic output, shall we.

Non-Believers wrote:Says YOU! Lets look at your economic output, shall we.

How about we look at the economy rating.

The Polar Reigons wrote:How about we look at the economy rating.

I like the output better. Or Arms Manufacturing

Non-Believers wrote:I like the output better. Or Arms Manufacturing

Wait until sanctions hit.

The Polar Reigons wrote:Wait until sanctions hit.

Socialist Dictatorships, Unite!

Great Britons wrote:I have started this civil war

You see this everyone? Great Britons is the only reason why we fight each other. Let’s gang up on him!

Group curbstomping!

Non-Believers wrote:Socialist Dictatorships, Unite!

You'll all fight over who is in power, than destroy each other.

Non-Believers wrote:
Socialist Dictatorships, Unite!

Hurrah!

Petea wrote:
You see this everyone. Great Britons is the only reason why we fight each other. Let’s gang up on him!

Group curbstomping!

*pulls out Uno reverse card*

Great Britons wrote:*pulls out Uno reverse card*

*Stacks the uno reverse card*

Ross commonwealth

*pulls out three uno reverse cards*

Ross commonwealth wrote:*pulls out three uno reverse cards*

*full house*

Ross commonwealth

Petea wrote:*full house*

Damn it.

Nah, I'd win

Ammmericaaaa and Im sixty one year old spanish guy

Post by Shadapa you face suppressed by Drystar.

Shadapa you face

'Allo, I'm-a Giuseppe, I got-a something special-a for you, ready?
Uno, duo, tre, quatro!
When I was a boy just about the eighth-a grade
Mama used to say "don't stay out-a late with the bad-a boys
Always shoot-a pool Giuseppe going to flunk-a school!"
Boy it make-a me sick all the t'ing I gotta do
I can't-a get-a no kicks, always got to follow rules
Boy it make-a me sick just to make-a lousy bucks
Got to feel-a like a fool
And-a mama used to say all-a time
What's-a matter you? Hey! Gotta no respect?
What-a you t'ink you do, why you look-a so sad?
It's-a not so bad, it's-a nice-a place
Ah shaddap-a you face!
That's-a my mama, I can remember!
Big accordion solo!
Ah, play 'dat again!
Really nice, really nice!
But soon-a come-a day, gonna be a big-a star
Den I make-a T.V. shows and-a movies
Get-a myself a new car but still I be myself
I don't want-a to change a t'ing
Still a-dance and a-sing
I think-a about-a mama, she used to say
What's-a matter you? Hey! Gotta no respect?
What-a you t'ink you do, why you look-a so sad?
It's-a not so bad, it's-a nice-a place
Ah shaddap-a you face!
Mama, she said it all-a da time!
What's-a matter you? Hey! Gotta no respect?
What-a you t'ink you do, why you look-a so sad?
It's-a not so bad, it's-a nice-a place
Ah shaddap-a you face!
That's-a my mama!
Hello everybody!
'At's out-a dere in-a radio and-a T.V. land
Did you know I had a big-a hit-a song in-a Italy with-a dis?
Shaddap-a you face, I sing-a dis-a song, all-a my fans applaud, Dey clap-a da hands
Dat-a make me feel-a so good
You ought to learn-a dis-a song, it's-a real-a simple
See, I sing "what's-a matter you?", you sing "hey!"
Den I sing-a da rest and den at de end we can all-a sing
Ah, Shaddap-a you face!
Okay, let's-a try it, really big
Uno, due, tre, quattro!
What's-a matter you? (Hey!) Gotta no respect? (Hey!)
What-a you t'ink you do (Hey!) why you look-a so sad? (Hey!)
It's-a not so bad (Hey!) it's-a nice-a place
Ah shaddap-a you face!
That's great, we gonna do it better this time!
What's-a matter you? (Hey!) Gotta no respect? (Hey!)
What-a you t'ink you do (Hey!) why you look-a so sad? (Hey!)
It's-a not so bad (Hey!) it's-a nice-a place
Ah shaddap-a you face!
Okay, one time for mama, everybody!
What's-a matter you? (Hey!) Gotta no respect? (Hey!)
What-a you t'ink you do (Hey!) why you look-a so sad? (Hey!)
It's-a not so bad (Hey!) it's-a nice-a place
Ah, shaddap-a you face!

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