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*wanders in from that door over there*

Yo TSP'er's how be your day/night/whatever?

*wanders out the door going that way*

LadyRebels wrote:*wanders in from that door over there*

Yo TSP'er's how be your day/night/whatever?

*wanders out the door going that way*

Good evening, LadyRebels!
I just spent some time chilling in my living room.
How are you?

Shia kaskaktan wrote:My night has been boring so far, hbu?

Going alright, just decided to stop by and say hey to everyone.
Anything interesting going on?

Shia kaskaktan wrote:Absolutely nothing that peaked my interest has been going on.

Well that could be a bad thing....
have you read any good books lately?

what kind of books do you like to read?

Shia kaskaktan wrote:No :(

TODAY'S FEATURED REGION HAS 69 NATIONS.

Melicorium wrote:Good evening, LadyRebels!
I just spent some time chilling in my living room.
How are you?

I am doing alright, just went through some old mail from back in '04 related to NS, it was a bit fun going down memory lane.

Shia kaskaktan wrote:History

That can certainly be a very fun subject. Currently I am reading The Bear and The Nightingale, a book that I got from our family book exchange. Loving it so far.

Western Fardelshufflestein wrote:TODAY'S FEATURED REGION HAS 69 NATIONS.

I think it is cool that NS features the smaller regions and not just the big ones.

Hallshirean explorers

The Rejected Realms

Potat-. . . I mean Hallshirean News!

*Continues eating a potato*

A potato upri-. . . I mean a rebellion has started in the rural villages and towns of the region of Parshe.

It's a rebellion in an attempt to let the potat-. . . I mean it's a rebellion in an attempt to bring full capitalism to the nation.

*Finishes eating a potato then starts eating another one*

The supporting potato part-. . . I mean political parties are:
The Capitalist and Free Market Party and the Anarcho-Capitalist Party.

The rebellion is also quite violent with dozens of police officers and rebels injured.

We will update you with potato ne-. . . I mean news later.

*Finishes eating a potato*

Well this is a problem.

Unfortunately, I have to resign from the World Assembly once again for reasons.
Remember to VOTE Beepee FOR DELEGATE!
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VOTE BEEPEE FOR DELEGATE


Beepee Runs for Delegate.

This year is no exception.

So I'm asking you all...

And vote Beepee for Delegate.

So why should you vote for me...

Well... I really want it, please

And have you seen the competition

No, seriously, I'm the best we have...

Getting me as delegate is like

And remember,

Oh and

VOTE BEEPEE FOR DELEGATE

Read dispatch

The Sakhalinsk Empire wrote:I will now dance for your pleasure

*light sounds of shoes squeaking against the floor can be heard*

I remember you...

You played chess in Siberia, n'est-ce pas ?

Turkish peoples democracy wrote:Timezones in my country suuucks!

Care to elaborate?

Hello Everyone!

Vote Beepee for Free SPIT!

I don't keep the promises, I just make them.

Art is subjective.
Good night.

Hallshirean explorers

The Rejected Realms

Someone help me.
My potato self can't handle the amount of puns in the comment section of this video:
https://youtu.be/PY5jb9vLCtI

Somebody from the shadows: You know it's time to togo home right?

My potato self: Aaahhh!

*Falls unconsious*

Shia kaskaktan wrote:History

what kind of history?

The Worst army of wrote:Megrim is the greatest font ever

hyroglifics are still my favorite font

Saint Cinder wrote:what kind of history?

hyroglifics are still my favorite font

Mine is windings.

☟︎☜︎☹︎☹︎⚐︎ ❄︎☟︎☜︎☼︎☜︎

Shia kaskaktan wrote:Any

I suggest if you want a nail biter pre world war you will like to read about the peloponesian war

Bear Connors Paradiso wrote:Mine is windings.

☟︎☜︎☹︎☹︎⚐︎ ❄︎☟︎☜︎☼︎☜︎

A person of culture that is for sure! ;D

What is the pestilence that scp 049 keeps talking about? We interview him to find out.

What is the pestilence? Scp 049 has been trying to cure it for centuries but we still don't know what it is. We have interviewed him to find out.

Reporter Jackson: So tell me, doctor, what exactly is the pestilence?

Scp 049: Are you feeling well, sir? I think you need curing.

Reporter Jackson:No No NOO!

Scp 049: Do not be afraid, I have the cure.
...

Due to the unfortunate incidents in our initial interview we have tried again...

Reporter Ward: So tell me, doctor, what exactly is the pestilence?

Scp 049: The pestilence is a great disease, many people suffer from it, including your last reporter, sir. Thankfully, you do not seem to have it.

Reporter Ward: Well that's a relief.

Scp 049: Indeed it is. It would be most unfortunate if another reporter had to suffer from the pestilence.

Reporter Ward: So, you haven't given us much of an explanation, we already know that it is some kind of illness but can you be more exact.

Scp 049: The pestilence causes great suffering. Thankfully, I am getting closer to a perfect cure.

Reporter Ward: Will the perfect cure make them zombie-like and aggressive?

Scp 049: No it would not, sir. The cure will be the cure to end all cures, the great cure to the great dying.

Reporter Ward: That's nice to know, but what are you curing us of? Don't say the pestilence or the great dying, but what does it do to us? What are the symptoms?

Scp 049: You are a curious man, one that will fit well into science but I can tell you nothing more than that I am working on a great cure. Once I cure everyone, the world would finally be without the mass suffering and the mass dying. My cure is nearly finished. It is not perfect but it can cure people. My cure is most... effective.

Reporter Ward: I don't think many people will say that.

Scp 049: They do not realise what I am curing. But I am curing something. They may not realise it, but my cure is of great importance to them, to humanity.

Reporter Ward: Anyway, based on what you have told us in the past, we have had this pestilence for centuries, even millennia, yet we have been perfectly well since that time.

Scp 049: I do not expect you to understand. You see, you people have not been perfectly well in that time. You have been suffering and dying from it. I am working to put an end to that.

Reporter Ward: We can explain those deaths. They died from other causes. We do not have any proof that the pestilence even exist. We do not have any proof that you cure is a cure. It is in fact the opposite. I am sure many people will agree.

Scp 049: MY CURE IS A CURE, sir.

Reporter Ward: Sorry, didn't mean to make you angry, but based on what you have done, most people believe that you are not curing but in fact harming and killing.

Scp 049: I will never harm a human. I cure them. You do not understand, but they felt better after I have cured them. They were happier.

Reporter Ward: They didn't look happy. They looked angry and they were violent.

Scp 049: They were happy. If you keep sending me those animals, I will progress in making an even better cure, one that does not cause violence. But that progress will be very slow. Very slow. I need live human subjects to work on. It seems that you rarely give them to me. The orangutans were good but more live humans would be better. After I cure everyone, they will be content. They will be happy that I cured them My cure is most... effective.

As you can see, Scp 049 didn't do anything except repeat what he said multiple times. Although we did gather some information. His next 'cure' will be better than his present one.

Read factbook

Good morning/afternoon/night TSP!

Saint Cinder wrote:I suggest if you want a nail biter pre world war you will like to read about the peloponesian war

A person of culture that is for sure! ;D

You should be lucky you don't have to read my actual writing, it's about as legible as wingdings. I don't think I've had to actually physically write anything down in like, months ??? No wait, xmas cards. Probably the only things I've physically written down are bday/xmas cards since the plague started.

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