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Aidenfieeld wrote:Good night TSP! (^-^)

Goodnight ^_^

Weryalachiressaraxiatopia wrote:*Accidentally finds you*

Hello!!!

*Puts a traditional Weryalachiressaraxiatopian headband on your head*

*immediately takes it off* Don’t. Please don’t.

Volaworand, Proctethia, Western fardelshufflestein, and Purple Hyacinth

Weryalachiressaraxiatopia

Kaeyoku wrote:*immediately takes it off* Don’t. Please don’t.

O, aogo.

Oh, sorry.

Volaworand, Proctethia, Western fardelshufflestein, and Purple Hyacinth

Weryalachiressaraxiatopia wrote:Lia, jku ran Katan'ch gaji ki.

Bye, have a good afternoon.

Katanuku, aniike okinae kara’ayorii!

Bye, have fun pulling an all-nighter!

Post by Kaeyoku suppressed by Proctethia.

Weryalachiressaraxiatopia wrote:O, aogo.

Oh, sorry.

Ei, katari shino. Kasu aji ya.

Oh, it’s ok. I forgive you.

Kaeyoku wrote:It’s a metal detector! And I’m undetectable- Wait, is that a northerner detector you’re holding?!

ទេវាជា

No, it's not

Weryalachiressaraxiatopia

Kaeyoku wrote:Katanuku, aniike okinae kara’ayorii!

Bye, have fun pulling an all-nighter!

I can stay up 25 hours straight almost anytime I want.

Who-knows-where

Weryalachiressaraxiatopia wrote:I can stay up 25 hours straight almost anytime I want.

that sounds extremely unhealthy

Shangyuen wrote:ទេវាជា

No, it's not

Kiyoshu. Ahaji kara yoni.
Good. At least it’s not.

Weryalachiressaraxiatopia

Who-knows-where wrote:that sounds extremely unhealthy

I rarely do such feats, I can do it though, and when I do, I wake up 8 hours later quite energetic. I knows it's unhealthy, which is why I rarely do it, but when I need to stay up awake, I stay up awake.

Volaworand, Proctethia, Western fardelshufflestein, and Purple Hyacinth

Weryalachiressaraxiatopia wrote:I rarely do such feats, I can do it though, and when I do, I wake up 8 hours later quite energetic. I knows it's unhealthy, which is why I rarely do it, but when I need to stay up awake, I stay up awake.

I've done 36 hours before, but I practically died.

Volaworand, Proctethia, Western fardelshufflestein, and Purple Hyacinth

Who-knows-where

Weryalachiressaraxiatopia wrote:I rarely do such feats, I can do it though, and when I do, I wake up 8 hours later quite energetic. I knows it's unhealthy, which is why I rarely do it, but when I need to stay up awake, I stay up awake.

well at least you don't do it very often! you need that beauty sleep

Shangyuen wrote:I've done 36 hours before, but I practically died.

I've also stayed up around 36 hours straight before, and I totally regretted it... so I'm talking from experience lol

Volaworand, Proctethia, Western fardelshufflestein, and Purple Hyacinth

Weryalachiressaraxiatopia wrote:I rarely do such feats, I can do it though, and when I do, I wake up 8 hours later quite energetic. I knows it's unhealthy, which is why I rarely do it, but when I need to stay up awake, I stay up awake.

*Puts a traditional Kaeyokuan scarf on you*

Weryalachiressaraxiatopia

Shangyuen wrote:I've done 36 hours before, but I practically died.

Wow, impressive indeed, but humans can only survive 3 days without sleep, and during the two last days they start hallucinating and find weird things funny because they're starting to dream while they're awake and this puts most people to sleep, like me.

Volaworand, Proctethia, Western fardelshufflestein, and Purple Hyacinth

Weryalachiressaraxiatopia wrote:The closest thing to 666 is 665.9999999999999(infinite 9's).

No, the closest thing to 666 is my first ex wife.

Auphelia, Volaworand, The Filippinas, Proctethia, and 3 othersWestern fardelshufflestein, Purple Hyacinth, and King Canute

Drystar wrote:No, the closest thing to 666 is my first ex wife.

No worries! I've had her "taken care of" - I've got you back as long as the bedazzling supplies keep coming.

SOUTH PACIFIC INDEPENDENT NEWS NETWORK

Today in Real News:
• Supporters of Volaworand, Drystar and Auphelia who had gathered at each candidate's campaign headquarters were left stunned as the victory parties had to be scrubbed at the last minute...

spinn

Year 18 | 10 August 2020

REAL NEWS
"ELECTIONS ARE SO 2019" SAYS HIGH COURT AS IT HALTS THE LOCAL COUNCIL ELECTION
Gale Weathers | News Editor

Following a late night session on August 07 the High Court issued an injunction to block the Election Commissioner from certifying the results of the Local Council election. Supporters of Volaworand, Drystar and Auphelia who had gathered at each candidate's campaign headquarters were left stunned as the victory parties had to be scrubbed at the last minute. The injunction came in response to a legal question that challenged the decision of Election Commissioner Tsunamy to discount any votes from Special Forces members in the Local Council election. The legal questions argues that the Charter guarantees the right to vote to all citizens and not just to WA members.

A number of citizens gathered in front of the High Court Building at 2504 Lampshade Street to protest the injunction, but the Chief Justice and the Associate Justices used a back entrance to avoid the protests as they exited the building. Chief Justice Kris Kringle, when asked to comment for the SPINN, simply stated that "elections are so 2019" and then explained that "the Local Council has no need for elections now that the Admiral General is taking over". When asked to clarify whether the High Court would remain neutral or support the agenda of Delegate-Elect Amerion, the Chief Justice refused to comment and got into the back of a black limousine. A recent financial report claims that the Chief Justice received the limousine to be a gift from the Amerion campaign, formally known as the Campaign to Elect the Admiral General.

Tsunamy has expressed their dismay at the Court's injunction and responded by submitting an amendment to the Judicial Act that would allow rulings to be issued in less than 72 hours. The amendment was withdrawn soon after, faced with fierce resistance from Pro-Amerion legislators. With dejected supporters of the would-be Local Councillors and a Chief Justice with questionable links to Amerion, it is unclear how the High Court will rule and whether it can be trusted to do the right thing.

The South Pacific Independent News Network (SPINN) is an independent news organisation established in 2003 with the goal of providing good, insightful and timely commentary on regional events for the citizens of the South Pacific. This publication is satirical and does not necessarily reflect the facts or the views of the Editorial Board. Content is published via pseudonyms. The SPINN is not associated with the Government of the South Pacific.

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Does anyone else ever like to check World Assembly proposals to get a laugh out of the ones ruled illegal? Some genuinely comical stuff in there from people that don't understand how it works.

Independent News Network wrote:SOUTH PACIFIC INDEPENDENT NEWS NETWORK

Today in Real News:
• Supporters of Volaworand, Drystar and Auphelia who had gathered at each candidate's campaign headquarters were left stunned as the victory parties had to be scrubbed at the last minute...

Help us gain visibility by upvoting the dispatch and quoting this post! There are new articles every Monday!

I still have not issued a victory speech for a reason. *sigh* This is more fun than Bush v Gore.

Well that and my campaign was modelled off Barry Goldwater's 1964 campaign and he lost badly... are we sure about this whole democracy thing?

Maybe there's still a surprise Melicorium upset in the cards?

Proctethia, Melicorium, and Purple Hyacinth

A tragedy, she says, sipping the blood of her slain foes from a crystal goblet as she surveys TSP from one of the many balconies on her LC Manor.

Truly, this injunction is terrible, extending my term and preventing me from starting the other one!

spinn

Year 18 | 10 August 2020

REAL NEWS
"ELECTIONS ARE SO 2019" SAYS HIGH COURT AS IT HALTS THE LOCAL COUNCIL ELECTION
Gale Weathers | News Editor

Following a late night session on August 07 the High Court issued an injunction to block the Election Commissioner from certifying the results of the Local Council election. Supporters of Volaworand, Drystar and Auphelia who had gathered at each candidate's campaign headquarters were left stunned as the victory parties had to be scrubbed at the last minute. The injunction came in response to a legal question that challenged the decision of Election Commissioner Tsunamy to discount any votes from Special Forces members in the Local Council election. The legal questions argues that the Charter guarantees the right to vote to all citizens and not just to WA members.

A number of citizens gathered in front of the High Court Building at 2504 Lampshade Street to protest the injunction, but the Chief Justice and the Associate Justices used a back entrance to avoid the protests as they exited the building. Chief Justice Kris Kringle, when asked to comment for the SPINN, simply stated that "elections are so 2019" and then explained that "the Local Council has no need for elections now that the Admiral General is taking over". When asked to clarify whether the High Court would remain neutral or support the agenda of Delegate-Elect Amerion, the Chief Justice refused to comment and got into the back of a black limousine. A recent financial report claims that the Chief Justice received the limousine to be a gift from the Amerion campaign, formally known as the Campaign to Elect the Admiral General.

Tsunamy has expressed their dismay at the Court's injunction and responded by submitting an amendment to the Judicial Act that would allow rulings to be issued in less than 72 hours. The amendment was withdrawn soon after, faced with fierce resistance from Pro-Amerion legislators. With dejected supporters of the would-be Local Councillors and a Chief Justice with questionable links to Amerion, it is unclear how the High Court will rule and whether it can be trusted to do the right thing.

The South Pacific Independent News Network (SPINN) is an independent news organisation established in 2003 with the goal of providing good, insightful and timely commentary on regional events for the citizens of the South Pacific. This publication is satirical and does not necessarily reflect the facts or the views of the Editorial Board. Content is published via pseudonyms. The SPINN is not associated with the Government of the South Pacific.

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Volaworand wrote:No worries! I've had her "taken care of" - I've got you back as long as the bedazzling supplies keep coming.

Darling, I don't think booking her a spa day and a meeting with legal counsel is what Drystar meant when he said "take care of".

Auphelia wrote:

Darling, I don't think booking her a spa day and a meeting with legal counsel is what Drystar meant when he said "take care of".

He didn't not say it... and you never know when we need to miraculously pull her out to swing his vote the "right" way.

#LongGame

Drystar, Auphelia, Proctethia, Melicorium, and 1 otherPurple Hyacinth

Volaworand wrote:He didn't not say it... and you never know when we need to miraculously pull her out to swing his vote the "right" way.

#LongGame

I've been considering a musical about his many wives . . . well, ex-wives, really . . .

Oh, and do you remember my jewelry collection from February, before this dreadful lockdown? I'm considering opening one of my vaults to the public instead of having select pieces of a certain kind flown in from the various vaults around the world. The poors do love to gawk at my wealth, no? I'm thinking the Hong Kong vault might work best, or perhaps Buenos Aires? Stockholm does have those lovely Worth gowns . . .

Decisions, decisions! Perhaps I'll open it closer to you so that you may go! The Vancouver collection is one of my largest North American vaults, aside from Denver. I did just get that lovely Gentileschi.

i’m ✨tired✨

Auphelia, Volaworand, Proctethia, Melicorium, and 2 othersPurple Hyacinth, and Shanghai international mandate

Auphelia wrote:I've been considering a musical about his many wives . . . well, ex-wives, really . . .

Oh, and do you remember my jewelry collection from February, before this dreadful lockdown? I'm considering opening one of my vaults to the public instead of having select pieces of a certain kind flown in from the various vaults around the world. The poors do love to gawk at my wealth, no? I'm thinking the Hong Kong vault might work best, or perhaps Buenos Aires? Stockholm does have those lovely Worth gowns . . .

Decisions, decisions! Perhaps I'll open it closer to you so that you may go! The Vancouver collection is one of my largest North American vaults, aside from Denver. I did just get that lovely Gentileschi.

Do you still have the vault of Movies and Musicals memorabilia in Sydney? that would be just lovely to poke around in.

Aylalanda wrote:i’m ✨tired✨

Maybe the fireworks are keeping you up?

Try cutting out fireworks for 30 minutes before bedtime.

Drystar, Auphelia, Proctethia, Melicorium, and 2 othersPurple Hyacinth, and Aylalanda

Shanghai international mandate

Aylalanda wrote:i’m ✨tired✨

Same

Volaworand, Proctethia, Melicorium, Purple Hyacinth, and 1 otherAylalanda

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