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Auphelia wrote:How lovely!

This doesn’t preclude your following our rules, though, my dear.

What rules?
Also, you used the wrong form of "you're".

Si-topia wrote:What rules?
Also, you used the wrong form of "you're".

Auphelia used the right form. She is talking about your practice of following the rules.

Rule XIV, which prohibits one word posts (except for forms of "hello", "yes", or "no").

Si-topia wrote:What rules?
Also, you used the wrong form of "you're".

This doesn’t preclude you are following our rules, though, my dear.

Really, darling?

Tsk. You’re fortunate I enjoy you, or your response would not be treated so kindly. You’re off on a grand, happy holiday, a very rejuvenating vacation, and thus you are forgiven.

Pencil Sharpeners 2 wrote:Oof. Auphie laying down the law.

It was getting a bit tiring, carrying this region on my back.

Saint Cinder wrote:The Gods tell me it is best to remain reclusive lest you be tormented by the social.

i sent you a telegram days ago, did it arrived?

Auphelia wrote:It was getting a bit tiring, carrying this region on my back.

Well don't worry Auphie, just pass the region over to me. It will be perfectly safe, I promise ^_^

Auphelia, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Proctethia, Briteannia, and 2 othersMelicorium, and Purple Hyacinth

What is this SPIT everyone is talking about?

(I'm not good with acronyms...)

New Saharia wrote:What is this SPIT everyone is talking about?

(I'm not good with acronyms...)

South Pacific Iced Tea.
There are many variants of SPIT from the various nations of TSP.
Here, try a can of Melicorian SPIT! (It's more like soda than iced tea, though. Many other variants of SPIT are alcoholic.)
*Gives you can of Regular Sweetened Melicorian SPIT*

Pencil Sharpeners 2 wrote:Well don't worry Auphie, just pass the region over to me. It will be perfectly safe, I promise ^_^

I have mild memory loss and arthritis, darling, not stupidity.

Auphelia wrote:It was getting a bit tiring, carrying this region on my back.

So now you're Atlas?

Melicorium wrote:South Pacific Iced Tea.
There are many variants of SPIT from the various nations of TSP.
Here, try a can of Melicorian SPIT! (It's more like soda than iced tea, though. Many other variants of SPIT are alcoholic.)
*Gives you can of Regular Sweetened Melicorian SPIT*

It's not Long Island Iced Tea

Drystar wrote:Hello and welcome to TSP Expose News, I’m your host Rough Slipshod. We’ve decided to give some air time to our candidates running for Delegate, and we’ve flipped a coin to see who goes first. Since Amerion couldn’t make a snap decision and wanted to focus group which selection he should choose, we went with the charming as ever PenguinPies.

I’m hoping you’ve managed to financially recover from that massive pie fiasco after your plant manager mistakenly ground up hundreds of Beepee’s smurfs, under the impression that they were the key ingredient in your line of home bake Smurfberry pies? It’s one of our stations favorites, regularly featured in the home office cafeteria.

Do you have any major plans for the Delegate office, perhaps some new interesting initiatives to indoctrinate our newer viewers into the Way of the Pie?

There’s also been some disquieting rumors, supposedly spread by your opponent, about corruption and pie payoffs to some of our more distinguished governmental offices. Would you care to comment on these allegations?

Firstly - Thank you for taking the time to speak with me. I'm sorry for the delay but when you manage as much as I do... things tend to get added in the pies. BUT ONLY GOOD THINGS!! Like Vitamins - have to keep the populace healthy. That being said I have NO idea what you are referring to and if you keep spreading these lies I will have to get my Lawyer involved. That was a nasty rumor to discredit my PIES and my campaign and while I don't know who started it, I have some ideas... I can offer you a year supply of Smurfberry Pies if you'd like. Made with our secret recipe. ;-)

My plans for the Delegacy are to be JUST LIKE THE QUEEN. With all of her Powwah and Grace. To sit and watch the peasants - I mean people love TSP as much as I do. Work on welcoming the Newest members of our community and continue to build our friendships with those not lucky enough to call TSP Home. I will offer everyone their first PIE free and it is so good they will just keep coming back for more. I won't have to do anything but LOVE.

I know nothing except the rumors I have heard. Like this one about the graphics? Come have some pie and we can talk......

Auphelia wrote:I have mild memory loss and arthritis, darling, not stupidity.

Aww, the old dear thinks she still has any sort of mental capacity left. How sweet.

Pencil Sharpeners 2 wrote:Aww, the old dear thinks she still has any sort of mental capacity left. How sweet.

I have as much mental acuity left as you have muscle, so puzzle that one out, dear.

Auphelia wrote:I have as much mental acuity left as you have muscle, so puzzle that one out, dear.

Oh, and now she's confusing muscle and fat. Don't worry Auphie, just put your feet up with a mug of warm cocoa. And try not to put cocaine in instead of sugar this time.

Auphelia, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Proctethia, Briteannia, and 2 othersMelicorium, and Purple Hyacinth

Pencil Sharpeners 2 wrote:Oh, and now she's confusing muscle and fat. Don't worry Auphie, just put your feet up with a mug of warm cocoa. And try not to put cocaine in instead of sugar this time.

Where’s the fun in that?

Honestly, if laziness weren’t so easy, I’d give you what for. But I do enjoy sitting around and doing nothing . . . decisions, decisions.

PenguinPies wrote:Firstly - Thank you for taking the time to speak with me. I'm sorry for the delay but when you manage as much as I do... things tend to get added in the pies. BUT ONLY GOOD THINGS!! Like Vitamins - have to keep the populace healthy. That being said I have NO idea what you are referring to and if you keep spreading these lies I will have to get my Lawyer involved. That was a nasty rumor to discredit my PIES and my campaign and while I don't know who started it, I have some ideas... I can offer you a year supply of Smurfberry Pies if you'd like. Made with our secret recipe. ;-)

My plans for the Delegacy are to be JUST LIKE THE QUEEN. With all of her Powwah and Grace. To sit and watch the peasants - I mean people love TSP as much as I do. Work on welcoming the Newest members of our community and continue to build our friendships with those not lucky enough to call TSP Home. I will offer everyone their first PIE free and it is so good they will just keep coming back for more. I won't have to do anything but LOVE.

I know nothing except the rumors I have heard. Like this one about the graphics? Come have some pie and we can talk......

I wish you were winnnnning! Sad my vote doesn't count for about...35 votes instead of 1.

Thank you dear- I appreciate that greatly. And at least we know Amerion is pretty cool.

Auphelia, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Proctethia, Briteannia, and 2 othersMelicorium, and Purple Hyacinth

Land Without Shrimp wrote:I wish you were winnnnning! Sad my vote doesn't count for about...35 votes instead of 1.

We all wish she was winning, dear. Now I’ll just have to illegally pilfer the regional art galleries.

PenguinPies wrote:Thank you dear- I appreciate that greatly. And at least we know Amerion is pretty cool.

This is a true statement. Of course, as a penguin, you are quite an expert on the matter of relative termperature.

Land Without Shrimp wrote:I wish you were winnnnning! Sad my vote doesn't count for about...35 votes instead of 1.

Without disclosing who I cast my vote in favor of, perhaps we could institute a secondary position of power for the runner-up... as well as maybe a cease-and-desist policy so those who oppose Amerion are not... viciously punished once the election inevitably ends in their favor?

New Saharia wrote:What is this SPIT everyone is talking about?

(I'm not good with acronyms...)

There's also SPOT, SPEND and SPRITED.

073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Proctethia, Steampunk engineers, Melicorium, and 2 othersWestern fardelshufflestein, and Purple Hyacinth

Melicorium wrote:South Pacific Iced Tea.
There are many variants of SPIT from the various nations of TSP.
Here, try a can of Melicorian SPIT! (It's more like soda than iced tea, though. Many other variants of SPIT are alcoholic.)
*Gives you can of Regular Sweetened Melicorian SPIT*

Thank you my friend!

Lily pad nation, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Proctethia, Briteannia, and 4 othersSteampunk engineers, Intergalactic Cyborgtopia, Melicorium, and Purple Hyacinth

Finally, my country returned to a democracy after weeks as a psychotic dictatorship 🥳🥳🥳

And we passed 1 billion people 🥳🙌🏽

Hi TSP ❤️

Intergalactic Cyborgtopia wrote:Finally, my country returned to a democracy after weeks as a psychotic dictatorship 🥳🥳🥳

And we passed 1 billion people 🥳🙌🏽

Hi TSP ❤️

Hello!
*hands you a warm cup of tea*

Pencil Sharpeners 2 wrote:Aww, the old dear thinks she still has any sort of mental capacity left. How sweet.

It’s a wonder, considering pandas don’t have any natural predators other then Amerion, that you can even manage such a feeble take down as that. Have you learned nothing at all from your random moments on the rmb, other then not poking the raccoon in the bottom, since he’s not fond of that.

Amerion, Auphelia, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Proctethia, and 4 othersBriteannia, Steampunk engineers, Melicorium, and Purple Hyacinth

Post by Frozeneland suppressed by a moderator.

Republoslavia wrote:i sent you a telegram days ago, did it arrived?

My apologies it did not!

073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Proctethia, Briteannia, Steampunk engineers, and 2 othersMelicorium, and Purple Hyacinth

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