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Soviet-socialist republics- wrote:Hello!

I am definitely not Melicorium trying to create a stereotypical communist country.

I'll make a stereotypical Chinese country then

Just kidding, I'm too civilized for that

Proctethia, Melicorium, Jammlandia, Purple Hyacinth, and 1 otherSoviet-socialist republics-

Kerlodia wrote:C-cute.... *pat*
N-not a siscon though!

Haha not a siscon either

Proctethia, Melicorium, Purple Hyacinth, and Soviet-socialist republics-

Oh really? A shrimp fried that rice?

Proctethia, Melicorium, Purple Hyacinth, and Soviet-socialist republics-

Iym Winterless wrote:Oh really? A shrimp fried that rice?

Yes, it did

Proctethia, Iym Winterless, Melicorium, Purple Hyacinth, and 1 otherSoviet-socialist republics-

PENGUINPIES FOR DELEGATE

Proctethia, Melicorium, Purple Hyacinth, and Soviet-socialist republics-

Xarbraden wrote:PENGUINPIES FOR DELEGATE

No! I hate pies, biased media writer!

And you know that everyone is Amerion’s dear minion!

Amerion, Siyania, Proctethia, Purple Hyacinth, and 1 otherSoviet-socialist republics-

Urgh, Will you keep it down? I'm trying to make Biscuits here while Experimenting on the Prisoners Of War by that Country that tried to Assassinate me, Blackacre I think it was called?

Proctethia, Melicorium, Jammlandia, Purple Hyacinth, and 1 otherSoviet-socialist republics-

My Soviet puppet is 21st in income equality in TSP...
Very amazing...

O.O

Siyania, Proctethia, Iym Winterless, Purple Hyacinth, and 1 otherSoviet-socialist republics-

Melicorium wrote:My Soviet puppet is 21st in income equality in TSP...
Very amazing...

O.O

.....COMRADES.
Hamlet: *Emo blink*

If the Delegate want our vote let them approach us individually. Do not cower to their lifeless dispatches.

Saint Cinder wrote:If the Delegate want our vote let them approach us individually. Do not cower to their lifeless dispatches.

The recommendation is determined by popular vote, not the Delegate.

United States of Vietnam wrote:The recommendation is determined by popular vote, not the Delegate.

If they want my vote the unholy Penguin and the uncharitable Amerion will have to crawl on their knees. Writing this I realize penguins lack knees. So Amerion will have to be on his knees while Penguin does the worm.

SOUTH PACIFIC INDEPENDENT NEWS NETWORK

Today in the Weekly News...
• Amerion and Penguin run to succeed Somyrion as Delegate
• Assembly resumes debate on the Whistleblower Act
• Special Forces report 251 operations since June 27
• Qwert announces Nation Showcase Week

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Good, Insightful and Timely | Year 18 | 06 July 2020
SOUTH PACIFIC INDEPENDENT NEWS NETWORK

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ELECTIONS
AMERION AND PENGUIN RUN TO SUCCEED SOMYRION AS DELEGATE

Amerion and Penguin are running in the election to succeed Somyrion as Delegate of the South Pacific. Amerion is running on a platform of strengthening the region's WA efforts and bridging the gap between gameside and offsite. Penguin has highlighted their years of experience in the region, including in executive office, and has promised to be a steady and trustworthy presence. The election will consist of a forum voting round and a subsequent gameside voting found, with the top two candidates of the first round.

ASSEMBLY
ASSEMBLY RESUMES DEBATE ON WHISTLEBLOWER ACT

The Assembly has resumed its debate on a proposed Whistleblower Act. The bill, which has not yet been motioned to a vote, would make revealing the identity of a whistleblower a crime of espionage. The bill, which was proposed following the alleged disclosure of a whistleblower's identity during the recent Cabinet election, would protect whistleblowers from facing any repercussions for reporting illegal actions. While legislators have expressed support for the bill, some have expressed over classifying the outing of whistleblowers under espionage, rather than as a separate crime.

MILITARY AFFAIRS
SPECIAL FORCES REPORT 251 OPERATIONS SINCE JUNE 27

The Special Forces have reported having participated in 251 operations since June 27, an average of 21 operations per update. This was communicated in the second weekly report that has been published since Phoenix assumed the office of Minister of Military Affairs. The report, written by Omega, listed 106 defences and 145 detags, operations that were conducted alongside fellow defender partners The Grey Wardens, the Rejected Realms Army and the Ten Thousand Islands Organisation.

ROLEPLAY
QWERT ANNOUNCES NATION SHOWCASE WEEK

Qwert, one of the more prominent participants of forumside roleplay, has announced the second ever Nation Showcase Week, an event where gameside roleplayers will be encouraged to expand on their worldbuilding according to themes set for each specific day. Themes often range from sharing news to detailing each nation's government, history, artwork and even its geographic features. While the event has been announced, there are no specific dates for it yet.

The South Pacific Independent News Network (SPINN) is an independent news organisation established in 2003 whose goal is to provide good news, insightful commentary and timely information for the citizens of the South Pacific. The opinions expressed in this publication do not necessarily reflect the views of the Editorial Board. Content is published anonymously, unless is the author requests otherwise. The SPINN is in no way, shape or form associated with the Government of the South Pacific.

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Unfortunately, Eurovision 2020 was cancelled. Fortunately, that doesn’t mean we have to wait a year for some lovely songs. Enter Eurovision Song Contest: The Story of Fire Saga. Helmed by the comedian Will Ferrell and the always brilliant Rachel McAdams, this film not only gave a touch of silliness, but several excellent (mostly fictional) songs to assuage the agony of going an entire year without ruthlessly tearing down other nations (“Arcade” should never have won) have been granted to us. The only question now is this: which song reigns supreme?

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Norta italian

Hi.🤗 Doves & Humanity.

Post self-deleted by Melicorium.

Western Fardelshufflestein wrote:What kind of Wests are Alaska and Hawaii?

I originally read that as 'waste' and nodded along in agreement ^_^

Amerion wrote:I originally read that as 'waste' and nodded along in agreement ^_^

Good evening, Supreme Leader!
My congresspeople love you!

On Monday, July 6, 2020, members of the Melicorian National Congress discussed their opinions on who shall be voted as the World Assembly Delegate of the Coalition of the South Pacific, when they will start voting on Saturday, July 11. As of the time of this report, the two candidates are Admiral General Stewie G, leader of Amerion, and Penguin, Empress Queen Princess Lady of the South Pacific, leader of PenguinPies.

When asked who they will likely be voting for, an overwhelming 1,490 of the 1,537 MCs leaned towards Stewie, while only 47 favored Penguin.

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Melicorium wrote:Good evening, Supreme Leader!
My congresspeople love you!
On Monday, July 6, 2020, members of the Melicorian National Congress discussed their opinions on who shall be voted as the World Assembly Delegate of the Coalition of the South Pacific, when they will start voting on Saturday, July 11. As of the time of this report, the two candidates are Admiral General Stewie G, leader of Amerion, and Penguin, Empress Queen Princess Lady of the South Pacific, leader of PenguinPies.

When asked who they will likely be voting for, an overwhelming 1,490 of the 1,537 MCs leaned towards Stewie, while only 47 favored Penguin.

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Their families will be so relieved! >:)

The greenlandic east

Wintreath

Amerion wrote:I originally read that as 'waste' and nodded along in agreement ^_^

Hawaii is the fun one with the beaches and volcanoes and whatnot, yes?

And Alaska is the lovely one with the gorgeous, rocky coasts, glaciers, and glorious tundras? They sound lovely darling.

Now Australia, that was a waste of resources. The land is constantly trying to kill you, and not in the fun Auphelia way.

Melicorium wrote:My Soviet puppet is 21st in income equality in TSP...
Very amazing...

O.O

technically 6th, as many nations are joint first.
Rich to Poor Income Ratio: 1.00

The greenlandic east wrote:sup bois

sdown?

Norta italian wrote:Hi.🤗 Doves & Humanity.

and others.

I simply cannot believe how many commas have been dropped in the poll. This new computational device is quite difficult to master. Drystar will never allow me to forget this.

The oncoming mental infirmity might.

*Studies the silence*
Hamlet: *Is asleep in a corner*
oooooOOOooOOoOOoooo.....

At some point in the past, tropical trees grew in Alaska and it was a humid 24C on the regular. So global warming is more like going back to normal...

Sometimes you just gotta go with the flow.

#RON4LC

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