*Sends them to the TSP gov't*
Thank you for paying your taxes!
Proctethia, Iym winterless, and Melicorium
Yes. Would you like a sampling pack of Pacifican Espresso Eggnog? (Try not to think about the acronym)
We would like to congratulate you on the achievement and wish you our regards of regret for your shortcomings. May the good will of our Lord(s) find you well, and may your nation rise to prosperity and peace once more.
We of the Free Irish Provinces would like to come unto the stage and properly introduce ourselves beyond such as a mere greeting. We of the Confederated States of the Free Irish Provinces have shown ourselves to this world as an Ethnically and Linguistically Irish nation that embraces Laissez-Faire Capitalism, Anti-Corporatism, Staunch Representative Democracy, and a Nationalist-Conservative outlook on Society in the Social means; we lack any intention to Social Welfare but instead emphasize privacy in economy, low-taxes, and a system built to aid the middle-class. We are not expansionist, but see ourselves as Hawks to foreign Policy, with our ideology revolving around the Gadsen: "Don't Tread On Me." We denounce the evils of Collectivism and Authoritarianism, and would like to extend our hand to those who stand for the will of their people in truth as a free-market of peoples rather than a free Gulag of enslaved peoples. We hope this may clear up our stances on future matters, and that we may one day work towards a symbiosis in this place of existing.
Proctethia, Melicorium, The great parkguinius, and Nova kobol
*Fires R-91 in air*
*Noisily pops open can of SPIT*
BTW Aumeltopia, this TP guy is trying to copy SPIT. Are you gonna do anything?
Hi, did you see my Polandball thing yet? It has you in it!
Polandballs representing select nations from The South Pacific and The Pacific, and Deruuu Durnil, a psychotic dictatorship infamous for indirectly crashing NS on Weed Day 2020.
From left to right, top to bottom:
Aumeltopia - TSP's glorious WA Delegate; major seller of cookies and South Pacific Iced Tea
Iym winterless - Guy who is currently writing a typical fantasy about saving the world
Pencil Sharpeners 2 - One of TSP's glorious CRS members; a cute P A N D A
South Caleblan - Can't even decide which country to roleplay as
Eskvenn - Basically a stereotypical agrarian American conservative
Moialia - He just asked me to make him as a Polandball, that's it
Penguinya - He just asked me to make him as a Polandball, that's it
Ngasha - He just asked me to make him as a Polandball, that's it
Dukin Donuts - He just asked me to make him as a Polandball, that's it
Concrete Slab - A slab of concrete, known for being a mighty building material
Naukratis - He just asked me to make him as a Polandball, that's it
Courletnia - He just asked me to make him as a Polandball, that's it
Weryalachiressaraxiatopia - Archipelago nation whose queen, for some reason, is obsessed with bacteria
Melicorium - ME; basically the USA but it's a welfare and military focused socialist republic
The filippinas - He's just the Philippines but it's bigger and better, that's it
Steampunk engineers - Sky pirates that can fly but only use steam-powered technology
Mozanic hand - He just asked me to make him as a Polandball, that's it
Western Fardelshufflestein - A guy who is so obsessed with flamethrowers that a war once started over it
Xaojie - He just asked me to make him as a Polandball, that's it
FiHami - She's just a phoenix.
Proctethia - One of TSP's glorious Local Councillors; a cute fox (The hat being worn is Beepee)
Agalaesia - Inhospitable ski slopes.
Mapico - Some guy who is very paranoid about passing the endorsement cap and so is rioting for an increase of it
The jesstown islands - She just asked me to make her as a Polandball, that's it
Belugas - Belugas.
Cheesy Cheese Island - C H E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E S E
Apabeossie - He just asked me to make him as a Polandball, that's it
Auphelia - One of TSP's glorious Local Councillors; also TSP's master of evil and malice
Aidenfieeld - He's just an owl.
Rabbitz - One of TSP's glorious Local Councillors; a cute rabbit
Cohuila Y Tejas - My great IRL friend who I met in English class in 8th grade; also exists in my alternate timeline
Deruuu - See introduction.
I am not taking any more requests.
Here is my speech:
No! You naughty thing! Stop burning perfectly good food! *snatches box away from you*
Well, really, I can't say much more than that it's much less about me and much more about the amazing work that has been put into the SWAN initiative over the past year or two (plus a smattering of luck). The only reason our endorsement numbers have grown so much is because of the endorsement culture we've managed to instill. United States of Vietnam gets a whole lot of the credit there. I'm just truly honored to have been delegate at the right time and part of a cohort of TSPers who really care about this project.
And my endorsement level isn't the only (or even the main) important number. Let's get the endorsements of the CRS-- that's Tsunamy, Amerion, Farengeto, Sandaoguo, Kringalia, Pencil Sharpeners 2, and Erinor -- up as well!
We've been able to climb so many endorsements in the past few days because of a massive influx of new nations. 1,000 isn't set in stone -- in 20-something days, it's likely a whole bunch of nations will cease to exist. If we step up integration right now, we can get as many of those new nations as possible to stick around and keep our numbers up.
Finally: TNP, here we come! >:)
*Gives you can of Aumeltopian SPIT that I stole from his cooler*
I don't have to tell you what we're celebrating, just celebrate with us.