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Concrete Slab wrote:Wowzers. Even tho that was about me, that made ME feel depressed. You gotta have faith in yourself! You're an amazing person! You're well known! Everyone loves you!

Just like everyone loves good old Astoria.

Zess wrote:Yeah! I'll do that! Concrete Slab!

You're...

Uh...

Only mostly really cool!

Got him!

Dang Zess. I didn't know you could hit that hard.

Commonwealth Of Astoria wrote:Just like everyone loves good old Astoria.

Indeed!

Concrete Slab wrote:Dang Zess. I didn't know you could hit that hard.Indeed!

Glad you are active again Mr slab

Auphelia wrote:I think he wants to kill the poors.

For once, I'm ahead of the trends. I was murdering poors before it was cool.

You're always ahead of the trends!

...although sometimes you're so far ahead, it looks as if you're actually behind. Too bad life is just a circle...nothing new under the sun...

Quiescent, Auphelia, Aidenfieeld, Abarri, and 1 otherProctethia

Commonwealth Of Astoria wrote:Glad you are active again Mr slab

Me too bro :D

Land Without Shrimp wrote:You're always ahead of the trends!

...although sometimes you're so far ahead, it looks as if you're actually behind. Too bad life is just a circle...nothing new under the sun...

I see you follow the Discworld Golem school of thought?

Oh. 140 posts in the last 8 hours.

Whee! It's finally active!

Land Without Shrimp wrote:You're always ahead of the trends!

...although sometimes you're so far ahead, it looks as if you're actually behind. Too bad life is just a circle...nothing new under the sun...

Indeed.

*adjusts her hoop skirts and finishes her treatise on the benefits of patriarchal constructs in protecting women from their own hormonal incompetence, caused by a natural imbalance of the humours that can easily be alleviated by allowing leeches to remove the excess of black bile from their blood*

Aidenfieeld wrote:Yep. But politicians are the puppets of corporations here, so simple things like free college and single-payer healthcare have yet to be implemented. And it doesn’t help that a good portion of the population thinks that these corporate goons are helping them. I was lucky to not be born into poverty here, but I still recognise that the people who are, are in a hopeless position.

So Lazarus is just the United States?

Hm.

Zess wrote:Yeah! I'll do that! Concrete Slab!

You're...

Uh...

Only mostly really cool!

Got him!

Hm.

A sub-par performance. You'll receive a whipping after dinner for this.

Commonwealth Of Astoria wrote:Glad you are active again Mr slab

I'm quite glad that you call him mister.

It'll make him feel older.

Agalaesia wrote:I'm quite glad that you call him mister.

It'll make him feel older.

I’m older, no one calls me Mister. Actually, Auphelia calls me stuff, but none of that is good for impressionable young ears. Sometimes even I blush when I hear her expanded vocabulary, but I do take notes in case I need to use some.

Auphelia, Aidenfieeld, Zess, and Proctethia

Drystar wrote:I’m older, no one calls me Mister. Actually, Auphelia calls me stuff, but none of that is good for impressionable young ears. Sometimes even I blush when I hear her expanded vocabulary, but I do take notes in case I need to use some.

Wait drystar learning something I thought you knew everything

Drystar wrote:I’m older, no one calls me Mister. Actually, Auphelia calls me stuff, but none of that is good for impressionable young ears. Sometimes even I blush when I hear her expanded vocabulary, but I do take notes in case I need to use some.

Sadly, I don't know what those words mean, but, I do have a dictionary in my room used for reference purposes, Master Drystar; and I'm sure that yourself and Auphelia would be more than willing to come with me to my office to help me expand my...

...lexicon.

Agalaesia wrote:Sadly, I don't know what those words mean, but, I do have a dictionary in my room used for reference purposes, Master Drystar; and I'm sure that yourself and Auphelia would be more than willing to come with me to my office to help me expand my...

...lexicon.

Lol agalaesia

*peeks*

Si-topia, Aidenfieeld, and Proctethia

Agalaesia wrote:Sadly, I don't know what those words mean, but, I do have a dictionary in my room used for reference purposes, Master Drystar; and I'm sure that yourself and Auphelia would be more than willing to come with me to my office to help me expand my...

...lexicon.

I’m well past the Master term, that’s only good until your 12-13 years old.

Yansu wrote:I see you follow the Discworld Golem school of thought?

Speaking of Golems...........

*The great monster golem Curlyhoward rises from the stygian depths to fight the evil carbon b*stard known as Choke*

Curlyhoward: "Stop the fires now you blackhearted son of a b*tch! The freaking universe hangs in the balance!"

Choke: "I will finish the forest later. I want you now...."

Curlyhoward: "Just so you know, I didn't washa where the Sun don't shiiiiiiiiiiine!"

Choke: "Nooooooooo! !!!!!!!"

Curlyhoward: "Works alllllll the time...."

Alice Parker, Drystar, Quiescent, Auphelia, and 4 othersAidenfieeld, Yansu, Qawe, and Proctethia

Drystar wrote:I’m well past the Master term, that’s only good until your 12-13 years old.

Hmm then how do we address you

Commonwealth Of Astoria wrote:Hmm then how do we address you

You may address me as the Count of Monte Cristo, but on less formal moments, you may address me as Your Grace.

Drystar wrote:I’m older, no one calls me Mister. Actually, Auphelia calls me stuff, but none of that is good for impressionable young ears. Sometimes even I blush when I hear her expanded vocabulary, but I do take notes in case I need to use some.

Excuse me, mister, you've got it all wrong! You make it feel like a crime. So don't confuse me, mister, I've known you too long. All I need is to call you what I want.

Agalaesia wrote:Sadly, I don't know what those words mean, but, I do have a dictionary in my room used for reference purposes, Master Drystar; and I'm sure that yourself and Auphelia would be more than willing to come with me to my office to help me expand my...

...lexicon.

Ugh, I can't even tell you the last time I went into a man's office to expand something of his. It feels like The First Wive's Club all over again.

Drystar wrote:I’m well past the Master term, that’s only good until your 12-13 years old.

I believe you're fond of "daddy", if Reykjavik was any indication.

Auphelia wrote:Excuse me, mister, you've got it all wrong! You make it feel like a crime. So don't confuse me, mister, I've known you too long. All I need is to call you what I want.

Ugh, I can't even tell you the last time I went into a man's office to expand something of his. It feels like The First Wive's Club all over again.

I believe you're fond of "daddy", if Reykjavik was any indication.

And she wasn’t even a real redhead. Cuffs and collar didn’t match.

The Filippinas wrote:I'm doing alright, thanks, you? ^-^

I'm doing alright I guess. I spend my holiday time with learning Java and drawing :')

The Solar System Scope wrote:Well, many blame the immigrants, others blame the government for not integrating them and taking more than they could handle. Either way, few countries do not have any such problems, mostly tiny ones like Liechtenstein.

More people, more crime-

Hmm...

Land Without Shrimp wrote:You're always ahead of the trends!

...although sometimes you're so far ahead, it looks as if you're actually behind. Too bad life is just a circle...nothing new under the sun...

I assume Auphelia has time travel to play trendy games before they're trendy. Another good explanation is Auphelia.

The Solar System Scope wrote:*peeks*

Hi!

The Filippinas wrote:Ah, you like being the Nordic person you are don't you. Interesting... *pokes your flag*
Hmm... what does that mean?

Only Greek-speaking Whovians really have a chance at understanding this. ΘΣ=Theta Sigma, Ω=Omega.

Theta Sigma was a nickname of The Doctor and Omega was a villainous Time Lord.

...

If you're not a Whovian, you probably have no clue about what I'm rambling on about...

Aidenfieeld wrote:Hmm...

Hi!

Lily pad nation

Seems like most everyone is having a bad Monday, if only would could get rid of Mondays...
But if we do that then Tuesday would be the new Monday, oh! Solution time! Get rid of working.

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