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Quiescent wrote:Not scared. Just so disappointed in you.

*sighs heavily and shakes head in a disapproving way. Mutters under her breath.*

After everything we've done for you. The votes, the light hearted hijjnks! At least Auphelia is performing up to her potential. Where did we go wrong?

*collapses dramatically onto a pile of blankets*

awww! Sorry I had real life stuff that slowed us down.

*adds a few decorative throw pillows to your blanket fort, pressing them down directly over the space I assume your head is located*

Hmmm... Quient's being awfully quiet... I'm not even hearing breathing.

*whistles innocently*

Quiescent, Auphelia, Beepee, and Poleande

The Solar System Scope wrote:You... passed out.

Also, wow Auphelia didn't burn me at the stake, phew.

All I remembered was Si choking me.... then passing out.... *snuggles*

The Solar System Scope, Volaworand, Yeet and retreat, and Poleande

Auphelia wrote:I know, right?

Especially when it comes to my ideas of deregulating RP on the RMB.

*stares at you with uncomfortably intense eye contact*

BURNITWITHFIRE!!!!

*stabs the marsupial scum*

Begone, foul creatures of the night, ye of Demonic Pouches!

What you see as cringe, others may see as simple fun.

You see, Voly, you'd be killing two stones with one bird.

No silly person, we burn the marsupial haters...

Let me measure you for a stake while I’m at it.

You do realize the irony of using the two birds analogy with a penguin, right?

Volaworand wrote:well on the upside the lick/tickle fest has dropped off a lot, making the main RMB way less "cringe worthy" (though we've scared off Drystar news and Curly's 3 stooges greetings) … We'll find the medium at some point.

Oh, I’m not scared off oily one, I’m just giving you a chance. Do you think I picked a pirate flag for no reason?

Quiescent, Auphelia, Volaworand, and Poleande

Yeet and retreat

Kerlodia wrote:All I remembered was Si choking me.... then passing out.... *snuggles*

WHAT!!!!!

Volaworand and Poleande

Drystar wrote:You do realize the irony of using the two birds analogy with a penguin, right?Oh, I’m not scared off oily one, I’m just giving you a chance. Do you think I picked a pirate flag for no reason?

Well, I supposed scared was the wrong choice of words... annoyed would be better? Anyways, thanks for the patience. I appreciate it. *hugs*

Quiescent, Auphelia, Beepee, and Poleande

Volaworand wrote:awww! Sorry I had real life stuff that slowed us down.

*adds a few decorative throw pillows to your blanket fort, pressing them down directly over the space I assume your head is located*

Hmmm... Quient's being awfully quiet... I'm not even hearing breathing.

*whistles innocently*

*struggles to extract herself from the pile of coziness*
There now, was that so hard?
All we asked for was a little light homicide and RP. What a good little penguin.

*Collapses back under the weight of the pillows*

Drystar, The Solar System Scope, Auphelia, Volaworand, and 2 othersYeet and retreat, and Poleande

Yeet and retreat wrote:WHAT!!!!!

Why are you screaming? *yawns* I should get to sleep soon.

Yeet and retreat and Poleande

Yeet and retreat

Kerlodia wrote:Why are you screaming? *yawns* I should get to sleep soon.

SI HURT YOU!!!!!

Poleande

Quiescent wrote:Not scared. Just so disappointed in you.

*sighs heavily and shakes head in a disapproving way. Mutters under her breath.*

After everything we've done for you. The votes, the light hearted hijjnks! At least Auphelia is performing up to her potential. Where did we go wrong?

*collapses dramatically onto a pile of blankets*

FEE FIE FO FUM!

I smell the RP of a sleeping woman!

*stomps around loudly*

But thanks for believing in me!

Though I have to wonder how low you see my potential as if I've already reached it.

The Solar System Scope wrote:You... passed out.

Also, wow Auphelia didn't burn me at the stake, phew.

Well I would have if Drystar hadn't used all of our wood to build that pirate ship.

Drystar wrote:No silly person, we burn the marsupial haters...

Let me measure you for a stake while I’m at it.

You do realize the irony of using the two birds analogy with a penguin, right?

First of all, you used all of our wood!

Second of all, notice my wording.

Pebbles beware when Volaworand is there!

Yeet and retreat wrote:SI HURT YOU!!!!!

She probably didn't mean to do it, don't overreact like that.

The Solar System Scope, Quiescent, Yeet and retreat, and The Filippinas

Yeet and retreat

Kerlodia wrote:She probably didn't mean to do it, don't overreact like that.

Didn't mean to do it really? -.-

Quiescent and Auphelia

Yeet and retreat wrote:Didn't mean to do it really? omg

Anyways, i'm gonna go to sleep now, don't go killing Si and random dragons! *waits for someone to tuck me in, as I curl up, ready to sleep*

Yeet and retreat

Auphelia wrote:FEE FIE FO FUM!

I smell the RP of a sleeping woman!

*stomps around loudly*

But thanks for believing in me!

Though I have to wonder how low you see my potential as if I've already reached it.

Well I would have if Drystar hadn't used all of our wood to build that pirate ship.

First of all, you used all of our wood!

Second of all, notice my wording.

Pebbles beware when Volaworand is there!

Pebbles should NEVER be used for killing birds. (That's what wood chippers baited with birdseed are for). Accually just don't kill birds... especially not the cute flightless aquatic birds. Just let them bedazzle their rocks, and write up RMB moderation guidelines in crayon in peace.

Quiescent, Auphelia, and Beepee

Yeet and retreat

Kerlodia wrote:Anyways, i'm gonna go to sleep now, don't go killing Si and random dragons! *waits for someone to tuck me in, as I curl up, ready to sleep*

No I will have a word with her!! -.-

Yeet and retreat wrote:Didn't mean to do it really? -.-

You know how it is.

I can't tell you how many times I've just been walking down the street, trip, and three hours later I'm in the middle of the jungle burying a body!

Volaworand wrote:Pebbles should NEVER be used for killing birds. (That's what wood chippers baited with birdseed are for). Accually just don't kill birds... especially not the cute flightless aquatic birds. Just let them bedazzle their rocks, and write up RMB moderation guidelines in crayon in peace.

Voly.

Look at my wording.

Honestly, you're more dense than that lemon sponge cake I tried to make.

Quiescent and Yeet and retreat

Kerlodia wrote:All I remembered was Si choking me.... then passing out.... *snuggles*

*cuddles* Aw, I'm sure she didn't want to hurt you...

Auphelia wrote:Well I would have if Drystar hadn't used all of our wood to build that pirate ship.

First of all, you used all of our wood!

Second of all, notice my wording.

Well... I didn't believe you needed wood to do that, to think who you are? :P

Auphelia and Yeet and retreat

Quiescent wrote:*collapses dramatically onto a pile of blankets*

GASP!!!! Volaworand what have you not done? Our poor guardian of the coziest blanket fort has crumpled like, well, a poorly constructed blanket fort.

That’s it I’m taking theses.

*Frantically starts grabbing pebbles. Looks for somewhere to store them, sees TSSS trying to hide by Si’s tail and gets an idea....

Starts stuffing the pebbles up Si’s nose*

Auphelia wrote:FEE FIE FO FUM!

I smell the RP of a sleeping woman!

*stomps around loudly*

But thanks for believing in me!

Though I have to wonder how low you see my potential as if I've already reached it.

Well I would have if Drystar hadn't used all of our wood to build that pirate ship.

First of all, you used all of our wood!

Second of all, notice my wording.

Pebbles beware when Volaworand is there!

We are the Inquisition, we don’t make mistakes. Are you perhaps suffering a relapse?

Volaworand wrote:Well, I supposed scared was the wrong choice of words... annoyed would be better? Anyways, thanks for the patience. I appreciate it. *hugs*

Eww.. hugs. I’m not a touchy-feely person. Maybe a nice fruit basket next time, okay.

Quiescent, Auphelia, Volaworand, and The bay

The Solar System Scope wrote:*cuddles* Aw, I'm sure she didn't want to hurt you...
Well... I didn't believe you needed wood to do that, to think who you are? :P

Goodnights, Senko! *snuggles and curls up, tail by my side, waiting for you to tuck me in*

The Solar System Scope and Yeet and retreat

Yeet and retreat

The Solar System Scope wrote:*cuddles* Aw, I'm sure she didn't want to hurt you...
Well... I didn't believe you needed wood to do that, to think who you are? :P

I'm having a word with her!!

Quiescent and The Filippinas

Linguiniland wrote:GASP!!!! Volaworand what have you not done? Our poor guardian of the coziest blanket fort has crumpled like, well, a poorly constructed blanket fort.

That’s it I’m taking theses.

*Frantically starts grabbing pebbles. Looks for somewhere to store them, sees TSSS trying to hide by Si’s tail and gets an idea....

Starts stuffing the pebbles up Si’s nose*

OMG you are so evil! Pebbles must be cherished/hoarded/bedazzled!

Drystar wrote:Eww.. hugs. I’m not a touchy-feely person. Maybe a nice fruit basket next time, okay.

oh sorry... Instead I'll just vomit up some nice fresh fish for you! Enjoy!

Drystar, The Solar System Scope, Quiescent, Auphelia, and 2 othersYeet and retreat, and The bay

Yansu wrote:Ah dangit, today wasn't a good day. Almost everything costs more to do than usual except cooking and carcass cleaning. Ah well, I knew thhe risks when I chose to go Joker.

Nevermind, the card mechanic makes up for the terrible stats-of-the-day.

Yeet and retreat wrote:I'm having a word with her!!

Whao chill Yeet...
You know Si is a very kind dragon. This is totally unecessary (O_O ;)

The Solar System Scope, Volaworand, Yeet and retreat, and Nieznan

Yeet and retreat

The Filippinas wrote:Whao chill Yeet...
You know Si is a very kind dragon. This is totally unecessary (O_O ;)

Really then who did it then hmmm?

Auphelia wrote:

Voly.

Look at my wording.

Honestly, you're more dense than that lemon sponge cake I tried to make.

It's a good thing I'm cute. I don't need to be smart.

Quiescent, Auphelia, Beepee, Yeet and retreat, and 1 otherThe Filippinas

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