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Concrete Slab wrote:You running, dog?

Of course I am I always do lol.

Peismatarika wrote:omg youre so cuuute when you blush :33333
*grabs you* NOT SO FAST!!!

*blushes even more intensely* staaaaap... :3

Peismatarika

Commonwealth Of Astoria wrote:Of course I am I always do lol.

Ayyyyyyyyy... experience? XD

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Peismatarika wrote:*giggles and falls over of cuteness* ommmmgggg youre so cuute :D

*covers face* Staaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap!!

Peismatarika

Sword of summer

Peismatarika wrote:omg youre so cuuute when you blush :33333
*grabs you* NOT SO FAST!!!

AHHH i has been grabbed

Peismatarika

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Concrete Slab wrote:Ayyyyyyyyy... experience? XD

I was a delegate in tep and I did actually make my own region for a brief period. I've not held a lower role. It would be nice to have something to do other than be the great and fantastic Astoria.

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Peismatarika wrote:*giggles* ITS TOOO CUTEEEEE

*picks you up and puts you over the shoulder, spinning* Baaaaabe...

Commonwealth Of Astoria and Peismatarika

Sword of summer

Peismatarika wrote:*hugs and snuggles* :3

*Put me back in TSSS*

Peismatarika

Commonwealth Of Astoria wrote:I was a delegate in tep and I did actually make my own region for a brief period. I've not held a lower role. It would be nice to have something to do other than be the great and fantastic Astoria.

Indeed

Kerlodia did you drop your campaign?

Hello and welcome to Local Council Elections of February 2019!

In accordance with the Local Council regulations

Prior to the opening of the first voting period of the LC election, there will be a period of 4 days where residents can nominate candidates, and candidates can accept nominations, which will commence after a region-wide telegram sent by the Election Commissioner. This will be followed by 4 days where candidates can accept nominations, and can campaign, which will commence after the Election Commissioner has notified every nation that has been nominated
the schedule will be as follows:

Nominations: 9a Feb. 15 - 9a Feb. 19
Nominations/Campaigning: 9a Feb. 19 - 9a Feb. 23
Voting Round 1 will begin at 9a Feb. 23 and run through 9a Feb. 26.
Voting Round 2 will begin at 10a Feb. 26 and run through 10a March 1
Voting Round 3 (if needed) will begin at 11a March 1 and run through 11a March 4

**All times are Central U.S. Time (GMT -6)

Please TG me with nominations!


Confirmed Candidates
(Updated 5p Feb. 22)

Candidate

Conflict of Interest

Campaign

Aidenfieeld

My main nation is Aidenfieeld, and I have ten puppet nations in either TSP or my puppet storage region, Owl World. More information available upon request.

Campaign

New Haudenosaunee Confederacy
*withdrew 2/28

See campaign thread

Campaign

Volaworand

See Campaign

Campaign

Hanguk-Nippon

Former Legislator in TSP

No affiliations in other regions

Ghost-Yōkai Katana, S-Rank Sushi chef, Folding Screen, RMB Ninja, Language Designer, 1-Day Milkman, Gadgets Creator, Defender of the RMB, Tea Sipper, and Dedicated 3rd Time LC Runner

Campaign

Islas tualua

My other nation is Islas Aaland They're in Donjia

Campaign

The sakhalinsk empire

I am currently the Vice Delegate of New UOMB, the Founder of The Earth Empire, and a diplomatic officer in Nasunia. I also have made numerous nations in different regions, though they have all ceased to exist and have not held anything of note.

Campaign

Concrete Slab

The Western Concrete Slabian Isles - Psomewhere moderator
Totally Not An Artificial Furry - RP nation in TSP
Code to the Universe and Code to the Universe 2 - Card Farmers in TSP
The Poker through The Poker 9 - Card Farmers in TSP
The Crossed Blades - Ambassador Nation in The LCRUA

Campaign

Auphelia

Main nation: Auphelia
WA nation: Auphelia
Other aliases: Not Auphelia, Puddles the Puppy, various inhabitants of the Boneyard.
Positions held in other regions: None

Campaign

Saciu

All of my other nations reside with in isles_of_stationaria. They are Greater reglistan, the founder, and the four nations which are impossible to pronounce, which are the Vice-Delegates.

TKTK

Tamil cholan

My Current WA nation is Tamil CholanI have two puppet nation. I am active in TSP and not in any other region

Campaign

Commonwealth Of Astoria

I have no other Nations Commonwealth Of Astoria is my sole nation. And The South Pacific is my only home.

I have absolutely no ties with other regions.

TKTK

Nominated Candidates Awaiting Final Steps


Feel free to reach out with any questions, ideally via TG or be sure to tag me on the RMB.

Good luck to all!

Read dispatch

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Peismatarika wrote:*puts you back*
mah baby is too cute :3333

Lol

Peismatarika

Sword of summer

New Haudenosaunee Confederacy

Roses are red
Here's Something New
Violets are Violet
Not Ебля Blue

Sword of summer

Peismatarika wrote:*puts you back*
mah baby is too cute :3333

*Hugs*

Sword of summer wrote:Thank you

Lol

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Sword of summer

Peismatarika wrote:im embarrassing the cutie :3

*is embarrassed*

Roses are Red
Voilets aren't Blue
You Smell Like Pear rust
And Embarrass me Too

Peismatarika

Peismatarika wrote:im embarrassing the cutie :3

Nice, :) I like drama.

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I have three epic cards and 4 ultra rare cards

Well lookie at what we have here!

Auphelia For TSP City Council





Hello, Citizens of Pawnee . . . I mean TSP! How are you feeling today? Good? Great!

My name is Auphelia, and I hereby announce my candidacy for the TSP Local Council! Now, some of you were not around for my first (and only!) term as a Local Councillor of TSP, so let me give you a quick summary of where everyone was at, emotionally, during my tenure!

T h e C i t i z e n s

T h e R e s t O f T h e G o v e r n m e n t

M e

Are you all caught up? Great! Now, I have some great new ideas for the region (and by region I do mean the RMB and whatnot) that I am sure will delight and amaze, as well as some great reasons to vote for me, which I am so excited for you to hear! Or read. As this is a dispatch.

Are you ready for my list? Okay then!



One

My history in the LC is still spoken of today . . . in positive ways, I am sure. And if not, well . . .

In my last term as LC, back in the storied time known as Spring of 2018, the RMB was a different place. Erinor was Delegate, lampshades and SPIT were distributed to all new nations, and . . . well it wasn't that different.

Regardless of any similarities between then and now, I was a champion against the scourge of double posting, was on the front lines of nearly every conflict against spammers when they dared tread within our RMB, helped drive our RMB posts to new heights (good or bad, who's to say?), and managed to scare new nations with my tentacular awesomeness!

The other candidates, on the other hand . . . weeeelllll . . . it's not that I don't trust the other candidates . . . it's just that I don't have faith in them. Also, I'm beginning to forget who the other candidates are.

Now, I do know I was accused of such things as overly harsh enforcement and corruption in my last term, but I would like to point out that those charges were dropped and one of my main detractors CTE'd in a very non-suspicious way, so it's all fine. Everything is fine.

I am usually active or observing the RMB at some point or another, and in the event of a troll raid or a spam session, no one has ever accused me of being a hesitant suppressor, if you know what I mean.

But don't worry.

I can be calm.

Cool.

Collected.

So vote for me.

It's all right.



Two

Activity is key to a healthy region, and TSP has plenty of it! In fact, we have so much that encouraging people to join in is like encouraging small children to eat sweets! The LC has no need to encourage people to be more active. Instead, we need to focus and direct existing activity into productive outlets.

I am really good at making things sound good! You should just go ahead and stop reading now, go vote for me, and call it a day! After all . . .

Polls, for one, are one of the best ways to get people to talk!

What option did you pick? Why did you pick it? Well that's interesting, but . . .

Luckily for all of you, I am the self-described Queen of Polls! In my tenure as LC, there was not a single day that the region went without a poll! I can guarantee that a vote for Auphelia is a vote for more polls! I was an excellent Local Councillor in terms of polling! I was a poll icon!

I have to admit, though, I don't have many ideas beyond that. I do think games like geography or cinema trivia are fun, and as an LC I would like to run some, but life can be so hectic and player schedules so disparate that I think it would be wrong of me to promise something like that when I don't know I can deliver.

I can, however, promise to work with the ideas of any citizen or work with a fellow LC member on their ideas into something feasible we can do for the region!

Some may say that this means I am simply stealing their idea, but I prefer to think of it a different way.



Three

I absolutely love the RMB, and there is not much more I can say about that.

This RMB is like the waffles of TSP, the people are the friends, and the Forums are the work. The RMB or the people are the best, and the Forums are definitely third. I mean, I could definitely do well in the Forums. I could crush the Forums under my heel and become the Diabolical Dictator of TSP.

After all . . .

However, in the waffles, friends, work balance of TSP, one thing stands true.

This section doesn't really have a point, I just wanted to point out that the RMB is the best, and therefore being an LC is the greatest thing that could ever happen to me in NationStates.

No pressure.



Four

Now, here is a list of things I like.

- More fox parks
- Senior citizens' rights
- Safe streets
- Safe sidewalks
- Safe Torture Labyrinths
- Better schools
- Lower taxes
- Better parks
- More polls
- Better Better Better Business Bureau
- Less blood on the streets
- Less blood on the sidewalks
- Less blood on the vegetation
- Less blood on the children
- Less blood out of doors
- Less blood indoors
- Less blood outside of bodies
- More lampshades
- Protecting TSPers
- Taking the awesome term "Grand Wizard" back from the racists
- Improving tourism (NOT inter-regional)
- Energy-efficient street lights
- RMB Detoxification and Revitalisation Project
- More teachers
- More libraries
- Fewer librarians

- Improve intergovernmental agency communication
- Clean-up TSP
- Passing Volaworand Jobs Bill P-129.4
- Playgrounds in every park
- Playgrounds in every schoolyard
- Playgrounds in every residential block
- Playgrounds in every commercial block
- Playgrounds in every house
- Playgrounds in every sewer drain in the event of another Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle-type situation
- Clean energy
- More baths and showers for our energy
- One Local Councillor for every 5 citizens
- One executioner for every 10,000 raccoons (I'm coming for you, Somyrion)
- Start talking to NHC again (JK, not going to happen)
- Emergency Evacuation Drills (JK again, if TSP dies we're all going down with the ship)
- Murder for Charity
- Forming an Ad Hoc Sub-Committee Oversight Committee for the Sub-Committee of Committee Oversight
- Challenging the norm
- Finally Passing PR-61, formally recognising the (admittedly false) Erinor regime
- Official peace treaty with TNP
- Ten-way stops at every intersection
- Unionising ice cream workers
- Get Europe out of debt
- Loan Europe money
- Conquer Europe
- Conforming to the norm
- Free trade with the Forums
- Declare war on the Forums
- Enact RRP - Raccoon Relocation Project (I'm not kidding, Aumeltopia)
- Freedom from the Torture Labyrinth in exchange for an endorsement of Erinor
- Doubling TSP Hospital and Tetanus Emporiums's nurse staff (Love ya', Beepee)

- Legalise Korean . . . people
- Lower the obesity level
- Stop terrorism from UCR's
- Re-open the toucan exhibit at the Volaworand Zoo
- Find Gabe the Toucan
- Budget Reform
- Cut the budget on the SPSF
- Beat obese children
- Better retirement benefits for government employees
- Fudgetopia Senior Centre Remodelling
- Speed bumps in front of primary schools
- Unemployment benefits
- Employment benefits
- Eliminate the SPSF
- Re-instating Tsunamy as delegate
- No turtles as pets
- Find a replacement for Gabe the Toucan
- Eating the new toucan item at KFP
- New uniforms for nurses
- Free Public Wi-Fi
- Updated fox facilities
- Shutting down the Child Left Behind program
- Handicap parking placards for the obese
- Cleaner drinking water
- BANNING SALADS

- Total control of government functions by LC members with nation names starting with "A"
- Regulate heights of trampolines
- Memorial for those lost in the trampoline "incident"
- Control the floods
- Funding for public art commission
- Fencing in correctional facilities
- New police patrol cars
- Non-cholera polluted water
- Pro-tentacle Legislation
- Funding overtime hours for police
- Rebuilding the Ministry of Regional Affairs
- Prosecuting former MORA Beepee for crimes against humanity
- Profitable government organisations
- Eliminating the MOFA
- Shutting down underground shooting ranges
- Keeping TSP for TSPers
- Water without lead
- Providing more economic development grants and micro-loans to small businesses
- Cut ties with all other regions
- More buses to speed up morning commutes and run over the raccoons
- Free Private WiFi
- More streets to accommodate additional buses
- Working sewers
- More parades
- No repercussions for crimes committed while in positions of power in government

- Getting rid of lead pipes
- Grants for scientists to discover new forms of energy
- Leave a lasting impression on all visitors
- Ban/execute all visitors
- Challenge the norm
- Finish the statue of Erinor
- No more conflict diamonds
- Bulletproof glass everywhere
- Keeping TSP Hospital and Tetanus Emporium open 24/7 to deal with the cholera epidemic
- Free chocolate at every street corner
- One school for every student
- Saying no to Men's Rights Activists

- Require flattering mirrors in public restrooms
- Enforce existing speeding and noise ordinances
- Upgrade existing parks
- More knives
- Create an anti-graffiti, youth outreach program
- Free cake when it's your birthday
- Find oil in TSP
- Join OPEC
- Making it illegal to refuse a hug
- Make downtown more people-friendly
- Sell sweets in government buildings to pay down the debt
- Get TSP a licensed pharmacy
- Better screening processes at local adoption agencies
- Finding homes for the abused children of Day Labor Corp.
- Remove the bear traps from downtown
- Prop 6A: To Recognise All Seven Food Groups (Adding Chocolate, Marshmallows, and Caramel; Removing Vegetables)
- Shut down the unlicensed pharmacy that prescribed cyanide to all of those people
- Replacing all glass with plastic at Pawnee Psychiatric Clinic


Just remember, TSP, I love you and most of all . . .

Read dispatch

Volaworand and Jaxon

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