Just because cows are painted into unicorn colors with fake horns doesnt mean its real! They dont even talk or do magic
"This message is to South pacific belschaft, the nation that helped me to start playing NationStates and answered many questions I asked him. If you are reading this I want you to know that I will remember you till the end of NationStates. Thank you for everything you've done! I may leave the South Pacific, because without you, my stay in the South Pacific is worthless. It's time to find my own way through the world of NationStates."
And you claim to love TSP!
This is false news!