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Greater weimar republic wrote:why do you feel small being

Because my sweetheart was turned into a big fox and I'm usually the one holding him when we snuggle because I'm a big dragon.

The Solar System Scope wrote:Sorry, dear. >~<
*pats with oversized paw*. Sleep time soon?

Not yet, not feeling tired at the moment.
*cuddles*

The Solar System Scope, Beepee, and Lily pad nation

A free christmas turkey

New herdon wrote:*drives away*

*a large flock of turkeys chase after the moving car, going "gobble gobble gobble gobble!*

What do you do?

A free christmas turkey

Greater weimar republic wrote:Oh really did you think that would kill me

*it did*

A free christmas turkey wrote:Turkey: now that we have finished one...
We revolt against the rest of them!

*the flock of turkeys run after any visible person*
We found our next target, Comrades...

I don't eat turkey, but I eat chicken though...

A free christmas turkey

Feed the birds... twopence a bag!

The Solar System Scope, Si-topia, Lily pad nation, Poleande, and 1 otherA free christmas turkey

A free christmas turkey

Poleande wrote:I don't eat turkey, but I eat chicken though...

Oh... we eat chicken too. Bye!

*the flock waddles away, but at the same time is terrifying*

Beepee wrote:Feed the birds... twopence a bag!

Yes... food... give... us... FOOOOODD!!

Beepee, Lily pad nation, and Poleande

A free christmas turkey wrote:*a large flock of turkeys chase after the moving car, going "gobble gobble gobble gobble!*

What do you do?

*floors it and gets away from Turkeys, then runs inside house and locks door*

Poleande and A free christmas turkey

A free christmas turkey wrote:Oh... we eat chicken too. Bye!

*the flock waddles away, but at the same time is terrifying*

Yes... food... give... us... FOOOOODD!!

Erm...how do you eat chicken?

A free christmas turkey

A free christmas turkey

New herdon wrote:*floors it and gets away from Turkeys, then runs inside house and locks door*

The turkeys are BAAAAAACCCKKKK!

*They break open the windows and overpower you*

Poleande wrote:Erm...how do you eat chicken?

Like this! *eats a fellow Turkey*

Poleande

A free christmas turkey wrote:The turkeys are BAAAAAACCCKKKK!

*They break open the windows and overpower you*
Like this! *eats a fellow Turkey*

Hey listen, that was a uh...chicken burger! Yeah!

A free christmas turkey

A free christmas turkey wrote:The turkeys are BAAAAAACCCKKKK!

*They break open the windows and overpower you*
Like this! *eats a fellow Turkey*

*Shocked*

A free christmas turkey

New herdon wrote:Hey listen, that was a uh...chicken burger! Yeah!

*the turkeys morph into black shadow figures*

We can show you our real form...
*you black out*

Poleande wrote:*Shocked*

*the turkeys who are still turkeys, then chase after you*

East lodge and Poleande

A free christmas turkey wrote:*the turkeys morph into black shadow figures*

We can show you our real form...
*you black out*

*the turkeys who are still turkeys, then chase after you*

*Takes out knife*

A free christmas turkey

A free christmas turkey wrote:*the turkeys morph into black shadow figures*

We can show you our real form...
*you black out*

*the turkeys who are still turkeys, then chase after you*

*wakes up*
What the f

A free christmas turkey

A free christmas turkey

Poleande wrote:*Takes out knife*

*you wake up in a cramped tree*

New herdon wrote:*wakes up*
What the f

*you also wake up in a different tree*

New herdon and Poleande

A free christmas turkey wrote:*you wake up in a cramped tree*

*you also wake up in a different tree*

*Chops some turkeys*

A free christmas turkey

A free christmas turkey wrote:*you wake up in a cramped tree*

*you also wake up in a different tree*

Hey get me outta here!

I guess The Solar System Scope fell asleep...
*yawns and curls up on the floof*
Nighty night TSP

The Solar System Scope, Lily pad nation, and Poleande

Si-topia wrote:I guess The Solar System Scope fell asleep...
*yawns and curls up on the floof*
Nighty night TSP

Sweet dreams~
*tucks you in the floof, kisses you goodnight and turns the lights off* 💏

Si-topia and Lily pad nation

Yawn...the RMB is getting quiet.

Poleande wrote:Yawn...the RMB is getting quiet.

As is usual for this time of day.

A free christmas turkey

*It seems like the turkey reign is over. The sky is beautiful and sparkling. Millions of dead turkeys fall from the sky, knocking down everyone and setting of car alarms*

*This Turkey Rain ends the Turkey Reign*

The Solar System Scope and East lodge

The Solar System Scope wrote:As is usual for this time of day.

Yep.

I'M BORRREEEDDD!!!

East lodge wrote:Yep.
I'M BORRREEEDDD!!!

Why not write a dispatch!

I do love your stories.

The Solar System Scope, East lodge, and Hokoan

Greater weimar republic

New herdon wrote:Hey get me outta here!

*wakes up*

What happened to me

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