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google images is my friend :-)
Kentucky Fried Penguin used to be a key part of my nations SPIT-based roleplay last year. :-)
Krill Grill, Inc CEO Maddie Hildegard on "Southern Nougat-Orange Treacle™".
Just two years ago trade was bustling between the tropical island paradise and the Antarctic dominion. At the Aumeltopian Business Roundtable, Krill Grill's CEO used a prime speaking spot to tout "the blossoming Volaworand/Aumeltopia business relationship." Volaworandian ice clinked in almost every glass of Aumeltopian South Pacific Ice Tea.
Those days are gone.
On Thursday, Hildegard took time out of her Spa week at Shackleton Mountain Resort to address Krill Grill's investor video conference. Initially ignoring the Aumeltopia story, she highlighted the strong quarterly results, the VWP/Kentucky Fried Penguin's "SPIT is a Special Treat" campaign, the hot new Pokemon toy promotion with Kids SNOT Meals, and the company's growing international expansions in North prarie, Techganet, and Martigues. But she didn't include Aumeltopia in that group, unlike the big deal she used to make about their work together.
The SPIT wars have a complicated history. As the wild Ice Age came to an end, a more civilized Volaworand emerged and started making, and then exporting, its own more refined variety of SPIT. Volaworandian South Pacific Iced Tea was indeed based off the sweeter, tropical Aumeltopian South Pacific Ice Tea, but has always been a smoother, less pulpy drink.
The ice trade went into meltdown and trouble was brewing in Tea market. Internet conspiracy sites stirred the pot by trying to tie Aumeltopia to the Uranium One deal, but those stories were rightly debunked by the mainstream media. Aumeltopia made some moves of its own, rebranding the original logo and introducing health-conscious versions of SPIT, and even issued a RMB coupon to address weak tea market share. It wasn't until they opened a subsidiary in nearby Techganet that the SPIT dispute boiled over into a hot mess.
When the Volaworand Antarctic College released a study showing dangerous levels of bacteria and contamination in Aumeltopian SPIT and other imported food, the Aumeltopian spin doctors attacked the venerable institution and announced a their own knock off of the Southern Nutty Original Treat, a Volaworandian favorite.
"At we wish to reaffirm and reassure to our subsidiary in Techganet that Aumeltopian SPIT contains no health or any other hazards, and that recent studies by the so-called "Volaworand Antarctic Collge" are complete nonsense. If that 'collge' cannot even spell their name correctly, they cannot be a trusted source. Clearly, with their recent attacks on Techganet and Aumeltopia, their only aim is to denigrate nations and corporations not buying Volaworandian SPIT and force them into a Volaworandian penguinite monopoly. We welcome Techganet's officials to anytime visit our domestic Aumeltopian factories to see for themselves what ridiculous claims Volaworand has been making."
"Finally, today we are introducing a competitor to Volaworand's Southern Nutty Original Treat, which as its own study suggests has not fared well in contamination tests. Our new Southern Nougat-Orange Treacle™ is guaranteed to be the stickiest, chewiest, syrupiest goodness you have laid your mouth on yet."
The comments outraged the Volawrandian Society of Cunning Linguists, who defended the spelling in Old Volawor as perfectly acceptable in Volaworandian Academia. Scientists protested that Aumeltopia misrepresented the results, pointing out the clear evidence of dangerous contamination of imported Aumeltopian products. Angry citizens in Faraday threw Aumeltopian SPIT into the harbor, demanding "a halt to dangerous imports". The Government is convening an emergency session to find a way to cool the tempest of the teacup .
Hildegard concerned about high Dolphin Fecal Content in Aumeltopian SPIT.
During the investor call, Kirs Matterne asked Hildegard if it would be possible for Aumeltopia and Volaworand to "come back together on behalf of customers."
Hildegard said Aumeltopia has "lost it's magic" and reiterated her concerns over the safety of Aumeltopian South Pacific Iced Tea.
"It's not the exciting place it used to be. It still has great energy; I still put my finger in the socket. But it doesn't feel alive, cracking with that synergy between the art world and music world and fashion world that was happening in the 80s. A lot of people have died."
She then launched the next salvo in the SPIT war, a splashy television ad campaign during 'NationStates 79th World Cup' with Bigtopia superstar Manelle Jonae. She implied Aumeltopian SPIT was a historical footnote.
"While we respect and admire their pioneering development of the local SPIT trade, the markets are telling us that Volaworandian SPIT is the choice of a new generation. Krill Grill's focus is on introducing the cuisine of the South Pacific to the global market. We believe our aggressive business plan is the right choice for our customers, investors and business partners."
She paused and added "Our SPIT is a Special Treat".
For more information about Kentucky Fried Penguin, please visit Kentucky Fried Penguin on the Global Economics and Trade Board.
Hi! *hands Nueland and Ufero obligatory lampshade and South Pacific Iced Tea, plus TSSS complimentary hug*
Welcome to the South Pacific, and enjoy your stay! (⌒∇⌒)
Si-topia, Midand, and Lily pad nation
Why are we getting endorsements? We are not giving a favor back...
I'm back... I'm back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the SWAN initiative, I imagine :-)
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This is a way for you to easily get more endorsements and influence on your nation and contribute to the South Pacifc's security and activity.
Number of WA nations: 766
Number of SWAN Knights: 377
SPCG's average endorsement count: 515.57
Total number of endorsements: 92388
Cross-endorsement rate: 15.77 %
What is this?
The Southern World Assembly iNitiative (SWAN) is an initiative organized by the regional government of the South Pacific to promote the participation of nations in the World Assembly (WA) and to encourage them to endorse everyone in the South Pacific. The purpose of this initiative is to help nations in this region have voting power on the WA, more endorsements, and more influence which in turn will make the region more secure and active!
What are the World Assembly, Delegates, endorsements, and influence?
The World Assembly is an equivalent of the real-life United Nations. Although it doesn't impact your nation as much as the real-life UN it does impact regions such as this one a lot.
Endorsements are something you can give or receive from other nations. They are a little bit similar to likes on social media websites except they are far more important to a region and nation because they create the thing below.
Influence is something your nation will gain by having endorsements. Influence is very important to the security of a region as it decides how hard it is to remove or ban a nation from a region.
A Delegate or WA Delegate is a nation that has the most endorsements in a region and holds all administrative powers such as moderating the message board, banning/ejecting nations, changing the World Factbook Entry,... In the South Pacific, the Delegate is elected every 6 months by member nations of this region.
How do I participate?
Step 1: Join the World Assembly. Click here if you don't know how.
Step 2: Endorse all of these nations. To endorse a nation, click a nation name to open its page, scroll down then click the Endorse button.
WA Delegate | ||||
Member nations of the South Pacific Coral Guard (SPCG) | ||||
Step 3: Endorse all other nations in this region. Click here to know how to do this quickly and to find nations to endorse.
Why should I participate?
Participating in SWAN will give your nation benefits that you can't otherwise get:
Your nation will be able to vote on WA resolutions
This is the easiest way to get a lot of endorsements from other nations and gain influence which will help your own nation and the region in the future.
Your nation will receive awards to commend your effort of participating in this initiative! (Click here to learn more about awards)
Your nation will have a stronger voting power on the WA. (Read this for how)
Click here if you want to learn more about the benefits.
How can I do more?
You can go above and beyond and do more by:
Upvoting this dispatch.
Sending a link to this dispatch to new nations that haven't participated or encouraging them directly to do what this initiative wants via telegram.
Doing the same as above but via our Regional Message Board.
Sharing your ideas about how to improve this initiative. (How to do that here)
How do I know how well I am and the region are doing?
You can do that by looking at our censuses (Click here to view them) and our statistics page (Click here to view it). We also recommend you to check out this awesome "portrait" of our region (Click here to view it) to get a look at how large and dynamic our region is.
Where can I find more information?
Take a look at our dispatch index.
We hope you will enjoy this initiative and that you find NationStates and our community a more cheerful place because of it.
welcome back :-)
just submitted your very first location request... to operate a Jimmy's Ice Cream Parlor next to the Kids Farm and the Great Cat's habitat's in the Royal National Zoological Park of Volaworand lower zoo (green) zone.
From what? The purge?
Blessed our New Founding Fathers, a nation reborn. Thank you for your participation.
Volaworand and Greateuropa
...For like 2 months, or 4. I guess in NationStates time it would be a couple decades.
Post self-deleted by Felis silvestris grampia.
Ugh, (slaps face) I mean how long I've been inactive!
Aidenfieeld and Reichskonglomerat
*Floats in*
Yes! I’m on the election Dispatch!
*cheers*
What happened to you
Si-topia, Aidenfieeld, and Beepee
I've dressed up for Halloween... No longer am I the Mostly Harmless Domion of Volaworand … I'm now the Axe Weilding Clown Dominion of Volaworand
Si-topia, Aidenfieeld, Beepee, and Hanguk-Nippon
Theres something wrong
Aidenfieeld and Beepee
?
Aidenfieeld and Beepee
The slogan dor Jim’s ice creamz parlz is:
Fun for all the family!
Script for JICP ad
Come to Jimmy’s Ice Cream Parloor!
Fun for all the family!
Even the edgy teenager!
*peeks head in*
The Solar System Scope, Si-topia, Aidenfieeld, Volaworand, and 2 othersBeepee, and Reichskonglomerat
The Solar System Scope, are you okay sweetheart?
The Solar System Scope, Aidenfieeld, Midand, and Lily pad nation
Volaworand...
what is this flag
Si-topia, Aidenfieeld, and Volaworand
I'm back!
The Solar System Scope, Si-topia, Midand, Volaworand, and 2 othersBeepee, and Greateuropa
YAY-
The Solar System Scope, Si-topia, and Aidenfieeld
Si-topia, Aidenfieeld, Midand, and Lily pad nation
*celebrates*
The Solar System Scope, Si-topia, and Midand
*blinks*
*gets the cake*
The Solar System Scope, Si-topia, Aidenfieeld, and Volaworand
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