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Lily pad nation wrote:What part was the lie?

She showed the two theories about gender: physical and metaphysical. She didn’t even pick a side in the debate...

What I mean is that there are only two genders. If you feel like something different then that's your right and opinion but your still male or female.

Lily pad nation and East lodge

The realm of the three wrote:The being drops a bed on the brick wall.

Thank you, that adds more weight onto TSSS! He's probably dead now!

Hokoan wrote:What I mean is that there are only two genders. If you feel like something different then that's your right and opinion but your still male or female.

*you're

Hokoan

New Haudenosaunee Confederacy wrote:*drops a brick wall on the bed-frame*
*the bed falls on TSSS*
*drops a brick wall on the bed*

*runs over and blocks the brick wall with a sword*
*approaches you and uses my dragon breath to ignite you*
*You die because of frostbite.*

New Haudenosaunee Confederacy wrote:*throws the room across you*

Um >.>

The Solar System Scope wrote:Yes, indeed! *wags tail enthusiastically and pulls you closer* 😍

Yay!
*wraps wings around you and snuggles*
😚

Techolandia wrote:*runs over and blocks the brick wall with a sword*
*approaches you and uses my dragon breath to ignite you*
*You die because of frostbite.*

The brick wall would quite obviously break the sword. I'm immune to dragon breath btw, how do you think Si hasn't killed me?

Lily pad nation

New Haudenosaunee Confederacy wrote:*kicks the bed onto you*
Don't ask how I flipped it, screw logic.

Techolandia wrote:*The mattress is held over The Solar System Scope by the bed-frame.*

New Haudenosaunee Confederacy wrote:*drops a brick wall on the bed-frame*
*the bed falls on TSSS*
*drops a brick wall on the bed*

The realm of the three wrote:The being drops a bed on the brick wall.

I'm sick, can you show some respect? *backs up so that Si-topia can spoon me*

Si-topia and Lily pad nation

New Haudenosaunee Confederacy wrote:The brick wall would quite obviously break the sword. I'm immune to dragon breath btw, how do you think Si hasn't killed me?

(The point was that the sword is a defensive weapon.)
*forces you to drink a lot of water*
*You die because of dehydration.*

Lily pad nation

Techolandia wrote:(The point was that the sword is a defensive weapon.)
*forces you to drink a lot of water*
*You die because of dehydration.*

Wait. Wouldn’t everything be made out of antimatter and the expandy mc expand molecule made out of matter?

We should all be exploding.

The realm of the three

The Solar System Scope wrote:I'm sick, can you show some respect? *backs up so that Si-topia can spoon me*

NHC deliberately misinterprets other's posts while waiting for someone else to do the same to him. In the case of my post, I was seeing if doing that would work. Eh, I'll know better next time.

Lily pad nation wrote:Wait. Wouldn’t everything be made out of antimatter and the expandy mc expand molecule made out of matter?

We should all be exploding.

(Please do not overthink the roleplay.)

Lily pad nation

The realm of the three

Lily pad nation wrote:Wait. Wouldn’t everything be made out of antimatter and the expandy mc expand molecule made out of matter?

We should all be exploding.

*due to the expansion of the antimatter, you implode*

Lily pad nation

Techolandia wrote:(The point was that the sword is a defensive weapon.)
*forces you to drink a lot of water*
*You die because of dehydration.*

I don't die from dehydration, I'm 80% Jesus.

Techolandia

New Haudenosaunee Confederacy wrote:I don't die from dehydration, I'm 80% Jesus.

That is how important water is to humans. To lose only a small fraction of it is fatal because they need so much water.

The Board is in a sorry state again... *sigh*

Midand and Lily pad nation

Techolandia wrote:That is how important water is to humans. To lose only a small fraction of it is fatal.

I'm not human, I'm a weird 3-handed thing that's perfect with an N64 controller.
*forces a large tank of SPIT down your throat*
Drunk yet?

The Solar System Scope wrote:I'm sick, can you show some respect? *backs up so that Si-topia can spoon me*

You're asking the wrong person to be respectful. NHC doesn't respect anyone's requests.
*snuggles closely to you*

The realm of the three

Techolandia wrote:(Please do not overthink the roleplay.)

*overthinks overthinking the roleplay*

New Haudenosaunee Confederacy wrote:I don't die from dehydration, I'm 80% Jesus.

*you die from drowning*

The realm of the three wrote:*you die from drowning*

What am I drowning in?

Si-topia wrote:NHC doesn't respect anyone's requests.
*snuggles closely to you*

Technically, you don't respect my requests.

Can you choose issues?

The realm of the three

New Haudenosaunee Confederacy wrote:What am I drowning in?Technically, you don't respect my requests.

Liquefied dehydration.

Wyvern iii wrote:Can you choose issues?

No, they are selected randomly based on what makes sense for your nation (like how you won't get an issue about banning cars if cars are already illegal).

Lily pad nation

Wyvern iii wrote:Can you choose issues?

You can write an issue and that’ll be the very next issue you’ll get to answer!

Outside of that, no. Not really.

Si-topia wrote:You're asking the wrong person to be respectful. NHC doesn't respect anyone's requests.
*snuggles closely to you*

I know, just wanted to make a point... *nestles and cosies up* 😘

Si-topia

New Haudenosaunee Confederacy wrote:Technically, you don't respect my requests.

Your request was to snuggle, correct? And I said no because I don't want you touching me.

The Solar System Scope wrote:I know, just wanted to make a point... *nestles and cosies up* 😘

Okiedokie.
*cuddles and burrows into your floof*
😊

Felis silvestris grampia

Concrete Slab wrote:*holds you back* Woah, take it easy. I don't think that's gonna help him. Just leave him be, though your efforts are appreciated.

Si-topia wrote:*throws you out of the room and locks the door*
I'm going to take care of him, not you!

The realm of the three wrote:The dreamlike humanoid being floats forward, and lays a finger on the feline. It promptly falls into a deep sleep. You're welcome.

We are doing fine. We are the Herald of The Three. Our will is not our own.

*sleeps peacefully outside the door having nightmares of this 'taking it easy' nonsense*

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