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Lily pad nation

New Haudenosaunee Confederacy wrote:*steals your hamsters*
*steals your lily pads*

Without those I’m nothing! I’d be only a nation, and that’s not what this game’s about.

East lodge wrote:My observations show you should feed an animal... okay.
*pets hamster*

...Hamsters are animals? I thought they were little balls of joy.

Lily pad nation wrote:Without those I’m nothing! I’d be only a nation, and that’s not what this game’s about.

That's exactly what the game's about. But...
*takes your nation*

Lily pad nation wrote:Hamsters are animals? I thought they were little balls of joy.

What if I told you . . .

. . . they were both?

*minds across the world explode*

Auphelia wrote:What if I told you . . .

. . . they were both?

*minds across the world explode*

*dies in a pool of brain guts and blood*

Auphelia wrote:What if I told you . . .

. . . they were both?

*minds across the world explode*

What if I told you . . .
You can actually divide numbers by zero and get a legit answer!
*everybody laughs at me*

Techolandia wrote:*You contract food poisoning.*

It's poor design that lets an android contract food poisoning *shakes her head at technology these days*

The Solar System Scope, Auphelia, and East lodge

Lily pad nation wrote:Without those I’m nothing! I’d be only a nation, and that’s not what this game’s about....Hamsters are animals? I thought they were little balls of joy.

I guess they are... i guess I have a lab rat now... I'll name it Teddy.

East lodge

073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121 wrote:It's poor design that lets an android contract food poisoning *shakes her head at technology these days*

yes?! Oh... my circuits again!!

073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121 wrote:It's poor design that lets an android contract food poisoning *shakes her head at technology these days*

*You wake up in a hospital with a severe pain in your stomach and intestines. You feel somewhat nauseated.*

Lily pad nation

East lodge wrote:I guess they are... i guess I have a lab rat now... I'll name it Teddy.

Don’t you dare.

If you give that little joy-ball-animal fluffy scruff anything other than love, I will hunt your entire species.

East lodge wrote:yes?!

no?!
maybe?!
*is confused*
what are you saying yes to?

Imperial snasdep

Si-topia wrote:Wow, thanks.
*starts gushing blood*
Oh no, have you taken any medicine? Maybe you should go to bed, that usually helps.

Well I'm not sick, just dealing with sinuses acting up, but I did take some Claritin d. And I would if I could, but I probably won't be able to go to sleep intentionally yet

Lily pad nation wrote:If you give that little joy-ball-animal fluffy scruff anything other than love, I will hunt your entire species.

*gives the little joy-ball animal fluffy scruff my heart
.
.
.
literally*
*dies*

Lily pad nation wrote:Don’t you dare.

If you give that little joy-ball-animal fluffy scruff anything other than love, I will hunt your entire species.

Lots of love... and I am not part of a species... I am a non-organic piece of intelligent machinary.

073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121 wrote:no?!
maybe?!
*is confused*
what are you saying yes to?

I heard "android". This planet is too hot... *zzz* *zzz* *buzzes*

New Haudenosaunee Confederacy wrote:*gives the little joy-ball animal fluffy scruff my heart
.
.
.
literally*
*dies*

*arrests the rodent because of murder*

Lily pad nation, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, and East lodge

Techolandia wrote:*You wake up in a hospital with a severe pain in your stomach and intestines. You feel somewhat nauseated.*

*incinerates the the insides of her artificial stomach and purges her system*
I should be good now ^-^

*...also leaves for a while irl to go eat*

The Solar System Scope and East lodge

Techolandia wrote:*arrests the rodent because of murder*

It didn't murder me-
Oh wait, I can't talk, I have the dead.

New Haudenosaunee Confederacy wrote:*gives the little joy-ball animal fluffy scruff my heart
.
.
.
literally*
*dies*

*joins your ghost*

Techolandia wrote:*arrests the rodent because of murder*

Don't take my floof ball! I need Teddy!

Midand wrote:*joins your ghost*

Hi Midland

073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121 wrote:*incinerates the the insides of her artificial stomach and purges her system*
I should be good now ^-^

*The hospital staff notice this and realize that you are not a human.
You are given to robotic engineers in order for them to examine you.*

Imperial snasdep wrote:Well I'm not sick, just dealing with sinuses acting up, but I did take some Claritin d. And I would if I could, but I probably won't be able to go to sleep intentionally yet

Aww, well I hope you feel better soon ^-^

What do you do when someone has spears? Simple. Chaka Chaka Pata Pon~!

Techolandia wrote:*The hospital staff notice this and realize that you are not a human.
You are given to robotic engineers in order for them to examine you.*

I'm good with computers!
*takes out the storage drive*
*replaces it with a different one with Linux Mint installed on it*
*throws the other one where it belongs (the trash can)

Proobscis wrote:What do you do when someone has spears? Simple. Chaka Chaka Pata Pon~!

...what?

Proobscis

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