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Jaxon wrote:And that folks is how you stay alive in TSP. Just shut up and pretend you’re not there. Which is probably why TSP is always so inactive.

*looks at Auphelia*

And why I should probably run away right now.

Too late.

*tosses you in her torture labyrinth*

Midand wrote:*clutches wound*
I should probably go to a hospital.

*dons her doctor outfit*

How can I help you today at TSP Hospital and Tetanus Emporium?

Si-topia wrote:The college fair I went to had at least 40 booths and only one of them offered vet tech classes. One. Out of all of them. Where do veterinarians even go to school!?

Veterinarian schools? Butcher shops? Pet semataries?

Auphelia wrote:Oh, we're doing it Saw style?

The floor is covered in nails with pools of salted lemon juice and you have not been given any clothes. Drops of acid periodically fall from the ceiling, and one side of the room is on fire. Once the sprinklers go off from detecting the fire, they will spray gasoline and propane all into the room, so you have to quickly find the apple that has the key to the door in it, though the knob of the door will be heated unbearably by a blowtorch and the apples will be filled with razors and "floating" in pools of used needles and barbed wire. That's just my initial plan though. It's not very well thought out.

Pain has diminishing returns; too much and the mind just shuts it down (which its own disturbing sensation). Plus, you don't want them to give up... The movies are about creating challenges that make people appreciate life or learn to overcome their faults; success is the balance of making it as painful as possible without causing them to fail.

Jaxon wrote:And that folks is how you stay alive in TSP. Just shut up and pretend you’re not there. Which is probably why TSP is always so inactive.

*looks at Auphelia*

And why I should probably run away right now.

thankfully I created an rp character that can't be killed so I don't have to worry ;) (on the other hand I have no excuse for being inactive :p)

Auphelia wrote:

*dons her doctor outfit*

How can I help you today at TSP Hospital and Tetanus Emporium?

Hmmm...
Seems legit.
I just need a wound patched up; that's all.

Delthorensdale wrote:Pain has diminishing returns; too much and the mind just shuts it down (which its own disturbing sensation). Plus, you don't want them to give up... The movies are about creating challenges that make people appreciate life or learn to overcome their faults; success is the balance of making it as painful as possible without causing them to fail.

Learning!? You really are evil!

But the point of my scenario was certainly to kill them! How else will I get my death count up?

If you really want to torture them without death, psychological is the best way to go.

Midand wrote:Hmmm...
Seems legit.
I just need a wound patched up; that's all.

Midand no! as a certain admiral said "it's a trap!"



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Sunday, February 17th, 2019
➤ RMB topics include: (starting from this post)
⡇Naming Olleian Island Antarctic Territory's capital
⡇Typical RMB hugging
This discussion
⡇The Daytona 500
Challenge of the Day (Rules / Leaderboard)
➤ General Assembly: Command Responsibility
⡇For: 11082
⡇Against: 2449

Saturday, February 16th, 2019
➤ RMB topics include: (starting from this post)
⡇Typical RMB hugging
⡇Flag quiz
⡇LC elections
Dancing / ballet
Challenge of the Day (Rules / Leaderboard)
➤ General Assembly: Command Responsibility
⡇For: 9177
⡇Against: 2164

Friday, February 15th, 2019
➤ RMB topics include: (starting from this post)
⡇Typical RMB hugging
⡇Page 16,000
⡇Suppressed sexuality-based insults
⡇LC elections
Challenge of the Day (Rules / Leaderboard)
➤ General Assembly: Command Responsibility
⡇For: 7354
⡇Against: 1792

Thursday, February 14th, 2019
➤ RMB topics include: (starting from this post)
⡇Typical RMB hugging
⡇Valentine's day
Auphelia making people female
Auphelia marrying Coco (the Discord bot)
⡇Upcoming LC elections
Quote of the Day
➤ Regional poll: Are you excited for the upcoming Cabinet/Local Council elections?
⡇Yeah!: 39
⡇Im running, so of course!: 20
⡇Nah: 17
⡇I couldnt care less.: 25

Wednesday, February 13th, 2019
➤ RMB topics include: (starting from this post)
Couples and ships of TSP
⡇Typical RMB hugging
Size
⡇Killing attempts
➤ Regional poll: Are you excited for the upcoming Cabinet/Local Council elections?
⡇Yeah!: 27
⡇Im running, so of course!: 12
⡇Nah: 10
⡇I couldnt care less.: 17

Tuesday, February 12th, 2019
➤ RMB topics include: (starting from this post)
⡇Typical RMB hugging
...this
Trying to explain what Linux is
⡇NHC tryharding NS trading cards
Quote of the Day
➤ Regional poll: Are you excited for the upcoming Cabinet/Local Council elections?
⡇Yeah!: 6
⡇Im running, so of course!: 3
⡇Nah: 2
⡇I couldnt care less.: 1

Monday, February 11th, 2019
➤ RMB topics include: (starting from this post)
⡇Typical RMB hugging
⡇TSSS being a plush
Bun Queen having the hottest buns in NS
SilenceBreaker
➤ General Assembly: defending the rights of sexual and gender minorities
⡇For: 8696
⡇Against: 7325

Sunday, February 10th, 2019
➤ RMB topics include: (starting from this post)
⡇Typical RMB hugging
⡇Clerihews and roses are red poems
⡇Valentine's day being a lie
The Forest: A TSP Musical
➤ General Assembly: defending the rights of sexual and gender minorities
⡇For: 7832
⡇Against: 5888

Saturday, February 9th, 2019
➤ RMB topics include: (starting from this post)
⡇Praising Bun Queen
⡇Typical RMB hugging
...this
⡇Shipping / couples of the RMB
➤ General Assembly: defending the rights of sexual and gender minorities
⡇For: 7475
⡇Against: 4423

Friday, February 8th, 2019
➤ RMB topics include: (starting from this post)
Kerlodia playing with guns (shooting people)
⡇Typical RMB hugging
Kerlodia remembering nothing
⡇Ongoing cabinet eletions
➤ Regional poll: What is Your Favorite Month of the Year?
⡇January: 5
⡇February: 9
⡇March: 12
⡇April: 10
⡇May: 6
⡇June: 14
⡇July: 25
⡇August: 13
⡇September: 10
⡇October: 18
⡇November: 8
⡇December: 15
➤ General Assembly: defending the rights of sexual and gender minorities
⡇For: 5096
⡇Against: 3688

Thursday, February 7th, 2019
➤ RMB topics include: (starting from this post)
⡇Typical RMB hugging
Lily being a cookie
Kerlo and Peisma arguing
⡇Ships and couples of TSP
➤ Regional poll: What is Your Favorite Month of the Year?
⡇January: 2
⡇February: 2
⡇March: 8
⡇April: 4
⡇May: 7
⡇June: 8
⡇July: 20
⡇August: 5
⡇September: 6
⡇October: 7
⡇November: 2
⡇December: 10
➤ General Assembly: Right to self-defense
⡇For: 5510
⡇Against: 10449

Wednesday, February 6th, 2019
➤ RMB topics include: (starting from this post)
...this (TSSS not wearing clothes)
⡇Slab having no memory
⡇Typical RMB hugging
Dan garalia spamming
➤ Regional poll: What is Your Favorite Month of the Year?
⡇January: 0
⡇February: 0
⡇March: 2
⡇April: 2
⡇May: 2
⡇June: 1
⡇July: 0
⡇August: 2
⡇September: 2
⡇October: 1
⡇November: 0
⡇December: 1
➤ General Assembly: Right to self-defense
⡇For: 4977
⡇Against: 9696

Tuesday, February 5th, 2019
➤ RMB topics include: (starting from this post)
⡇Typical RMB hugging
⡇NS trading cards
⡇Nation-based RP
NHC's LC campaign
➤ I apologize for the lack of WA and regional poll votes today, for some reason the script isn't generating those.

Monday, February 4th, 2019
➤ RMB topics include: (starting from this post)
⡇Nation-based RP
⡇Typical RMB hugging
...this
⡇Love potions
Quote of the Day
➤ Regional poll: Do you think marijuana should be legal?
⡇Yes: 56
⡇No: 27
⡇I have no opinion: 17
➤ General Assembly: Right to self-defense
⡇For: 2571
⡇Against: 7293

Sunday, February 3rd, 2019
➤ RMB topics include: (starting from this post)
Fried chicken
⡇Typical RMB hugging
Kerlodia not remembering anything
⡇Death
⡇Burgers made of TSSS meat
➤ Regional poll: Do you think marijuana should be legal?
⡇Yes: 38
⡇No: 18
⡇I have no opinion: 11
➤ General Assembly: Repeal "Safeguarding Nuclear Materials"
⡇For: 4800
⡇Against: 10777

Saturday, February 2nd, 2019
➤ RMB topics include: (starting from this post)
United Confederate States warring against Poleande
⡇Typical RMB hugging
NHC's lyric challenges
Torturing TSSS
➤ Regional poll: Do you think marijuana should be legal?
⡇Yes: 15
⡇No: 3
⡇I have no opinion: 6
➤ General Assembly: Repeal "Safeguarding Nuclear Materials"
⡇For: 4358
⡇Against: 9826

Friday, February 1st, 2019
➤ RMB topics include: (starting from this post)
War declaration
⡇RIP Techolandia
⡇Typical RMB hugging
⡇LC elections / Slab's corruption
⡇TSSS being removed from existence
Everybody in TSP vs. TSP Region
➤ Welcome to TSP! Read this dispatch for information!
9th reich
Potion Of Love
Potion of Poison
Selega Salvatoros
➤ Regional poll: Cake or Pie
⡇Cake: 66
⡇Pie: 42
➤ General Assembly: Repeal "Safeguarding Nuclear Materials"
⡇For: 4021
⡇Against: 8942

Thursday, January 31st, 2019
➤ RMB topics include: (starting from this post)
⡇Seraph's delegacy
⡇Typical RMB hugging
⡇Death
⡇Nation-based RP
PRUSSIAN GRAND EMPIRE trolling the RMB and being racist
➤ Welcome to TSP! Read this dispatch for information!
Yevreskan
Dynamvexia
Erinor is now our delegate.
SWAN notice.
➤ TSP is closing embassies with Kennan.
➤ Regional poll: Cake or Pie
⡇Cake: 41
⡇Pie: 35
➤ General Assembly: Repeal "Safeguarding Nuclear Materials"
⡇For: 2709
⡇Against: 6299

Wednesday, January 30th, 2019
➤ RMB topics include: (starting from this post)
⡇Typical RMB hugging
⡇Death
⡇Endorsing Seraph
➤ Welcome to TSP! Read this dispatch for information!
Dynamvexia
Ver Blue
Some Open Land
➤ Regional poll: Cake or Pie
⡇Cake: 26
⡇Pie: 23

Tuesday, January 29th, 2019
➤ RMB topics include: (starting from this post)
⡇Typical RMB hugging
⡇NS trading cards
PRUSSIAN GRAND EMPIRE failing to invade Kerlodia
➤ Welcome to TSP! Read this dispatch for information!
KorCina
New Islabia
TP Industries
Bonk Wes Dand
Oppailia
Quote of the Day
➤ Regional poll: Should we close embassies with Kennan?
⡇Aye: 104
⡇Nay: 16
⡇Abstain : 12

Monday, January 28th, 2019
➤ RMB topics include: (starting from this post)
⡇Typical RMB hugging
wtf is this
⡇Nation-based RP
Copy/paste things like this
➤ Welcome to TSP! Read this dispatch for information!
Bunny Empire
Fhfjifhfjfnf
McLard
➤ Regional poll: Should we close embassies with Kennan?
⡇Aye: 87
⡇Nay: 15
⡇Abstain : 9

Sunday, January 27th, 2019
➤ RMB topics include: (starting from this post)
⡇Typical RMB hugging
⡇Invading RUSSIAN GRAND IMPERIAL EMPIRE
⡇PRUSSIAN GRAND EMPIRE breaking RMB rules
⡇NS trading cards
➤ Welcome to TSP! Read this dispatch for information!
New Juan Carlos Land
Tropia Regen
Tuamot
Anklegrad
Mozai
Southest Antarctica
➤ Regional poll: Should we close embassies with Kennan?
⡇Aye: 66
⡇Nay: 11
⡇Abstain : 8

Saturday, January 26th, 2019
➤ RMB topics include: (starting from this post)
Durian Fruit becoming a melon
...this
⡇Nation-based RP
⡇Typical RMB hugging
➤ Welcome to TSP! Read this dispatch for information!
Brahemia
➤ Regional poll: Should we close embassies with Kennan?
⡇Aye: 34
⡇Nay: 6
⡇Abstain : 8
➤ General Assembly: Freedom to Seek Medical Care II
⡇For: 8004
⡇Against: 7749

Friday, January 25th, 2019
➤ RMB topics include: (starting from this post)
⡇Potatoes
⡇Typical RMB hugging
⡇Soup
⡇Nation-based RP
Auphelia's concert
Trump
➤ Welcome to TSP! Read this dispatch for information!
Russian grand imperial empire
St Hilda
Caedes Gallorum
➤ Regional poll: Amendment to Article 3 of the Elections Act (Delegate Election)
⡇Aye: 47
⡇Nay: 3
⡇Abstain: 27
➤ General Assembly: Freedom to Seek Medical Care II
⡇For: 7209
⡇Against: 6727
➤ Security Council: Liberate Politics Amino
⡇For: 9937
⡇Against: 4489

Thursday, January 24th, 2019
➤ RMB topics include: (starting from this post)
⡇Killing attempts
⡇Typical RMB hugging
⡇TSSS and PS2 being female now
⡇NS trading cards
➤ Welcome to TSP! Read this dispatch for information!
Osage River
➤ Regional poll: Amendment to Article 3 of the Elections Act (Delegate Election)
⡇Aye: 45
⡇Nay: 3
⡇Abstain: 26
➤ General Assembly: Freedom to Seek Medical Care II
⡇For: 5987
⡇Against: 6280
➤ Security Council: Liberate Politics Amino
⡇For: 9097
⡇Against: 4321

Wednesday, January 23rd, 2019
➤ RMB topics include: (starting from this post)
⡇Death
Schools
⡇TSSS refusing to speak to anybody who posted on page 15,000
NHC's challenge
⡇NS trading cards
➤ Welcome to TSP! Read this dispatch for information!
Ho1iness
DRSHERMIT
Kazu Nestio
0000000000000000000 0000000000000000000
Hangeada
Challenge of the Day results - Conjactulations to Estantia, Concrete Slab, East Lodge, and Lily Pad Nation.
Quote of the Day
Obituary: NHC is absolutely mad.
➤ Regional poll: Amendment to Article 3 of the Elections Act (Delegate Election)
⡇Aye: 40
⡇Nay: 1
⡇Abstain: 24
➤ General Assembly: Freedom to Seek Medical Care II
⡇For: 4004
⡇Against: 4785
➤ Security Council: Liberate Politics Amino
⡇For: 7042
⡇Against: 4043

Tuesday, January 22nd, 2019
➤ RMB topics include: (starting from this post)
⡇Typical RMB hugging
⡇Killing attempts
⡇Upcoming elections
⡇NS trading cards
...this
➤ Welcome to TSP! Read this dispatch for information!
Toilet city USA
Republic of scince
Lost Stars
Serbo slavia
➤ Regional poll: Amendment to Article 3 of the Elections Act (Delegate Election)
⡇Aye: 32
⡇Nay: 1
⡇Abstain: 23
➤ General Assembly: Repeal "Debtor Voting Rights"
⡇For: 10854
⡇Against: 5046
➤ Security Council: Liberate Politics Amino
⡇For: 4553
⡇Against: 3227

Monday, January 21st, 2019
➤ RMB topics include: (starting from this post)
⡇Typical RMB hugging
...this
Concrete Slab asking people about the upcoming LC elections
➤ Welcome to TSP! Read this dispatch for information!
Tryma
Quote of the Day
➤ Regional poll: Amendment to Article 3 of the Elections Act (Delegate Election)
⡇Aye: 18
⡇Nay: 1
⡇Abstain: 11
➤ General Assembly: Repeal "Debtor Voting Rights"
⡇For: 9868
⡇Against: 4744

Sunday, January 20th, 2019
➤ RMB topics include: (starting from this post)
Durian being 'normal'
⡇Typical RMB hugging
⡇NS trading cards
⡇Death, feat. Auphelia's torture labyrinth
➤ Welcome to TSP! Read this dispatch for information!
Christopheria
Kinpsy
Webrea
Obituary: Oh dear god… yeah… uh… Auphelia killed everybody.
➤ General Assembly: Repeal "Debtor Voting Rights"
⡇For: 8623
⡇Against: 4146
➤ Security Council: Repeal "Commend Imperium Anglorum"
⡇For: 3435
⡇Against: 11294

Saturday, January 19th, 2019
➤ RMB topics include: (starting from this post)
⡇Suicide
⡇Typical RMB hugging
Killing
Codalonia breaking into multiple nations
➤ Welcome to TSP! Read this dispatch for information!
The orientation isles
FunkyFreshh
Joning
South commission
Ancap deltia
Ussr of youtube
Obituary: Kerlodia, Altion, TSSS, Yansu, and Estantia all died today. Yansu, Estantia, and NHC were the only people to get kills.
➤ General Assembly: Repeal "Debtor Voting Rights"
⡇For: 7730
⡇Against: 2255
➤ Security Council: Repeal "Commend Imperium Anglorum"
⡇For: 3177
⡇Against: 10785

Thursday, January 17th, 2019
➤ RMB topics include: (starting from this post)
⡇Typical RMB hugging
⡇NS trading cards
...this
Lenny faces
➤ Welcome to TSP! Read this dispatch for information!
Honigland am Viktoria
Builderland
➤ Regional poll: Delegate Election: Round 2
⡇Beepee: 63
⡇Erinor: 105
➤ General Assembly: Debtor Voting Rights
⡇For: 9510
⡇Against: 6934
➤ Security Council: Repeal "Commend Imperium Anglorum"
⡇For: 2414
⡇Against: 6289

Wednesday, January 16th, 2019
➤ RMB topics include: (starting from this post)
⡇Typical RMB hugging
UwU fines
Metal dog East Lodge
Arguing
⡇Killing
➤ Welcome to TSP! Read this dispatch for information!
Builderland
Heinzenbourg
Zatorion
Odisiland
Quote of the Day
Obituary: 3 deaths occurred today.
➤ Regional poll: Delegate Election: Round 2
⡇Beepee: 61
⡇Erinor: 98
➤ General Assembly: Debtor Voting Rights
⡇For: 9453
⡇Against: 6481
➤ Security Council: Commend Paffnia
⡇For: 11391
⡇Against: 2527

Tuesday, January 15th, 2019
➤ RMB topics include: (starting from this post)
⡇Delegate elections
⡇Typical RMB hugging
⡇People committing suicide
⡇Discussion about Techolandia leaving NS
MURICA
➤ Welcome to TSP! Read this dispatch for information!
Solondor
Fegelshithole
Neidderlanland
Breezylandlol
Random Choice
Sodor and Mann
Sodor and Mann
Areheim
Roctu
➤ Regional poll: Delegate Election: Round 2
⡇Beepee: 58
⡇Erinor: 77
➤ General Assembly: Debtor Voting Rights
⡇For: 8868
⡇Against: 5686
➤ Security Council: Commend Paffnia
⡇For: 10521
⡇Against: 2382

Monday, January 14th, 2019
➤ RMB topics include: (starting from this post)
⡇Typical RMB hugging
Kerlodia running for LC
⡇Delegate elections
jobs
➤ Welcome to TSP! Read this dispatch for information!
Goodmorningville
Breezylandlol
San andreas county
Latsinova
Listoria
Kennedy Republic
Gavmonte
Mollist
Sutr
Fat yoshi
Soviet union antarctic territory
Animus matrix
Jisq
Quote of the Day
➤ Regional poll: Delegate Election: Round 2
⡇Beepee: 56
⡇Erinor: 70
➤ General Assembly: Debtor Voting Rights
⡇For: 7742
⡇Against: 4017
➤ Security Council: Commend Paffnia
⡇For: 8863
⡇Against: 2010

Sunday, January 13th, 2019
➤ RMB topics include: (starting from this post)
East Lodge putting East Sakhlin in a zoo
⡇Typical RMB hugging
⡇Delegate elections
New flags
➤ Welcome to TSP! Read this dispatch for information!
Search
Prativistan
Orgarin
Bai Stastann
Yayayeet
➤ Regional poll: Delegate Election: Round 2
⡇Beepee: 53
⡇Erinor: 61
➤ Security Council: Commend Paffnia
⡇For: 5325
⡇Against: 1360

Thursday, January 10th, 2019
➤ RMB topics include: (starting from this post)
Cookies
⡇Typical RMB hugging
Puppy Peismatarika
...this
➤ Welcome to TSP! Read this dispatch for information!
Fwebfyuwebuf
Cookiezi Snipers
Japanese anime superstars
Saliown
Balrogus the dragon
Whrine
Whrine
➤ Regional poll: I've run out of poll ideas...
⡇So...why are you making a poll?: 24
⡇No! *cries*: 26
⡇Yay, now I don't have to vote in anything! Wait...: 14
⡇I have an idea! (Please state on the RMB): 12
➤ Security Council: Commend Jutsa
⡇For: 9192
⡇Against: 1296

Wednesday, January 9th, 2019
➤ RMB topics include: (starting from this post)
Death.
⡇Typical RMB hugging
⡇People entering Peismatarika's dream
Low temperatures
➤ Welcome to TSP! Read this dispatch for information!
Bagong Estado
Mythcrest
Bellanortara
The liberated french and spanish lands
Obituary: Yes, I'm trying to make this exist again. Jaxon killed TSSS today.
➤ Regional poll: I've run out of poll ideas...
⡇So...why are you making a poll?: 16
⡇No! *cries*: 19
⡇Yay, now I don't have to vote in anything! Wait...: 10
⡇I have an idea! (Please state on the RMB): 8
➤ Security Council: Commend Jutsa
⡇For: 4210
⡇Against: 797

Tuesday, January 8th, 2019
➤ RMB topics include: (starting from this post)
⡇Typical RMB hugging
⡇People try'na kill each other
⡇NS being down
➤ Welcome to TSP! Read this dispatch for information!
Talanandharmony
➤ General Assembly: Preventing Groundwater Contamination
⡇For: 12852
⡇Against: 2099

Monday, January 7th, 2019
➤ RMB topics include: (starting from this post)
⡇National militaries
...this
⡇Typical RMB hugging
⡇People trying to kill each other
➤ Welcome to TSP! Read this dispatch for information!
Ashmore islands
Floofoland
Velderburg
Iphen
Maowi
Emerlian kingdom
Dr K Industries
Gaialand
Winter-Topia
➤ General Assembly: Preventing Groundwater Contamination
⡇For: 12129
⡇Against: 1562

Sunday, January 6th, 2019
➤ RMB topics include: (starting from this post)
⡇Silence breaking
Tea
⡇Typical RMB hugging
Amalajj wanting to die
Dragon liking/hating (w/ NHC selling dragon meat)
⡇Discussion about making another complaint against Slab
➤ Welcome to TSP! Read this dispatch for information!
Gravedig
Amalajj
Morning star syndicate
Electronic arts corporation
Vikendi
All That Jazz Nation
Plathland
➤ Regional poll: ARE YOU HYPED FOR THE DELEGATE ELECTION!!!!????
⡇YEAH BABY! DEMOCRACY! *waves TSP flag*: 42
⡇Meh, it's cool, I guess: 12
⡇I don't really care, honestly: 16
⡇NO! *turns head abruptly* : 3
⡇I SHOULD RULE WITH ULTIMATE POWER!!!!: 13
⡇*sits and cries* But- But I like Tsunamy!: 9
➤ General Assembly: Preventing Groundwater Contamination
⡇For: 9837
⡇Against: 1280

Saturday, January 5th, 2019
➤ RMB topics include: (starting from this post)
⡇Typical RMB hugging
Kerlodia now having a bionic arm
Brief regional descriptions
⡇Delegate elections
➤ Welcome to TSP! Read this dispatch for information!
Drone
Gileadavia
➤ Regional poll: ARE YOU HYPED FOR THE DELEGATE ELECTION!!!!????
⡇YEAH BABY! DEMOCRACY! *waves TSP flag*: 31
⡇Meh, it's cool, I guess: 8
⡇I don't really care, honestly: 13
⡇NO! *turns head abruptly* : 2
⡇I SHOULD RULE WITH ULTIMATE POWER!!!!: 10
⡇*sits and cries* But- But I like Tsunamy!: 9
➤ General Assembly: Preventing Groundwater Contamination
⡇For: 5360
⡇Against: 629

Friday, January 4th, 2019
➤ RMB topics include: (starting from this post)
Delegate elections
⡇Typical RMB hugging
⡇Kitsune MACS0647-JD
...this
➤ Welcome to TSP! Read this dispatch for information!
Sitali
Republic of pernambuco
Outer Peopist
Quote of the Day
➤ Regional poll: ARE YOU HYPED FOR THE DELEGATE ELECTION!!!!????
⡇YEAH BABY! DEMOCRACY! *waves TSP flag*: 13
⡇Meh, it's cool, I guess: 3
⡇I don't really care, honestly: 7
⡇NO! *turns head abruptly* : 1
⡇I SHOULD RULE WITH ULTIMATE POWER!!!!: 5
⡇*sits and cries* But- But I like Tsunamy!: 6
➤ Security Council: Commend Lyras
⡇For: 12571
⡇Against: 1973

2019!!!!!
➤ RMB topics include: (starting from this post)
⡇The element polls
⡇2019!!!!!
The WIP 26x TSSS RP dispatch
⡇Typical RMB hugging
➤ Welcome to TSP! Read this dispatch for information!
Gran Costa de Chile
Molossiania
Yhosa
The New Panem1
Shehraka
➤ Security Council: Commend Lyras
⡇For: 5776
⡇Against: 684

Sunday, December 30th, 2018
➤ RMB topics include: (starting from this post)
⡇LANCE (new RP alliance)
⡇Typical RMB hugging
...this
Serpesia and PS2... I ship SerpS2
➤ Welcome to TSP! Read this dispatch for information!
Greater Weimar Republic
Not erftons puppet
A free christmas turkey
Vodkaisgud
Abassyania
➤ Regional poll: What is your favorite Periodic Table element? - Poll 5
⡇Niobium: 2
⡇Molybdenum: 0
⡇Technetium: 3
⡇Ruthenium: 0
⡇Rhodium: 0
⡇Palladium: 2
⡇Silver: 12
⡇Cadmium: 2
⡇Indium: 1
⡇Tin: 2
➤ Security Council: Repeal "Commend Solorni"
⡇For: 9589
⡇Against: 2608

Saturday, December 29th, 2018
➤ RMB topics include: (starting from this post)
A lot of posts like this
⡇Aupheliaism and… this
...yeah, idk anymore… just read the linked post dammit
⡇Typical RMB hugging
Psomewhere
➤ Welcome to TSP! Read this dispatch for information!
The celestial hydra targoroth
Nawawi
Remorkia
Yuhlm
The united states of amenasia
Blue Topaz
Camelland
Ilhla formosa
➤ TSP now has an embassy with Europe.
➤ Security Council: Repeal "Commend Solorni"
⡇For: 8278
⡇Against: 2381

Friday, December 28th, 2018
➤ RMB topics include: (starting from this post)
Airport issues
⡇Petting snek (Serpesia)
⡇Typical RMB hugging
⡇Si becoming a fox
➤ Welcome to TSP! Read this dispatch for information!
Icarro
The united rim
Vacita Islands
Cyprisia
The kingdom bohemia and dutchy prague
Roman empirical republic
Kusava
Udaron
Americantopia
➤ Regional poll: What is your favorite Periodic Table element? - Poll 4
⡇Gallium: 0
⡇Germanium: 2
⡇Arsenic: 0
⡇Selenium: 1
⡇Bromine: 0
⡇Krypton: 0
⡇Rubidium: 0
⡇Strontium: 0
⡇Yttrium: 1
⡇Zirconium: 0
➤ Security Council: Repeal "Commend Solorni"
⡇For: 5170
⡇Against: 1951

Thursday, December 27th, 2018
➤ RMB topics include: (starting from this post)
⡇Pinging Lily Pad Nation
Violence
⡇Typical RMB hugging
⡇Web browsers
⡇Snake… things with Serpesia
➤ Welcome to TSP! Read this dispatch for information!
Serpesia
Shengtie
The united states of palestine
Panone
Pai Sho
➤ Regional poll: What is your favorite Periodic Table element? - Poll 3
⡇Scandium: 1
⡇Titanium: 1
⡇Vanadium: 0
⡇Chromium: 2
⡇Manganese: 1
⡇Iron: 0
⡇Cobalt: 0
⡇Nickel: 0
⡇Copper: 0
⡇Zinc: 0
➤ General Assembly: Intersystem Space Stations Programme
⡇For: 7518
⡇Against: 7901

Wednesday, December 26th, 2018
➤ RMB topics include: (starting from this post)
Coding things
⡇Typical RMB hugging
⡇Discussion about Techo leaving
⡇RMB inactivity
➤ Welcome to TSP! Read this dispatch for information!
Graalzone
➤ Regional poll: What is your favorite Periodic Table element? - Poll 2
⡇Sodium: 2
⡇Magnesium: 1
⡇Aluminum: 1
⡇Silicon: 2
⡇Phosphorous: 2
⡇Sulfur: 1
⡇Chlorine: 2
⡇Argon: 2
⡇Potassium: 1
⡇Calcium: 1
➤ General Assembly: Intersystem Space Stations Programme
⡇For: 6971
⡇Against: 6688

Sunday, December 23rd, 2018
➤ RMB topics include: (starting from this post)
⡇The return of trading cards
⡇Typical RMB hugging
Planet discussion thing
...this
➤ Welcome to TSP! Read this dispatch for information!
Angebetet
Uranian system
Sheck wes
Arcturus centauri
The anglo-german islands
Vanesia
Bismarcke
Dredmarck
Munchkonia
➤ TRADING CARDS ARE BACK!!!!!
➤ Regional poll: Would you like to create an embassy with Europe?
⡇Yes: 142
⡇No: 12
⡇Abstain: 26
➤ General Assembly: Repeal "Preventing the Execution of Innocents"
⡇For: 7061
⡇Against: 9259
➤ Security Council: Condemn United World Order
⡇For: 9507
⡇Against: 1355

Thursday, December 20th, 2018
➤ RMB topics include: (starting from this post)
⡇Page 14,000
Languages
⡇Typical RMB hugging
Music people listen to
⡇Complaining about Concrete Slab
➤ Welcome to TSP! Read this dispatch for information!
Holy magos dia
2040
Yuplantis
B r i t a n n i a-
Olleian Island
➤ Regional poll: Which is your favorite Star Wars movie?
⡇The Phantom Menace! (The only good part was the fight scene): 3
⡇The Attack of the Clones! (It's not even a move... and I hate sand): 4
⡇The Revenge of the Sith! (:/): 6
⡇A New Hope! (Okay respectable...): 7
⡇The Empire Strikes Back! (A true cinematic masterpiece): 36
⡇The Return of the Jedi! (Pretty good! ^-^): 13
⡇Uhhh... I like the Clone Wars! (Fine...): 6
⡇The sequels! (Abomination): 5
⡇*snorts and pushes up glasses* I like the Extended Universe and Old Republic... noobs!: 5
➤ General Assembly: Repeal "Preventing the Execution of Innocents"
⡇For: 4569
⡇Against: 6231
➤ Security Council: Repeal "Condemn Macedon"
⡇For: 11361
⡇Against: 4745

Wednesday, December 19th, 2018
➤ RMB topics include: (starting from this post)
⡇Typical RMB hugging
⡇NHC's decoding challenge
⡇PS2's Christmas trivia
⡇oh yay people are killing each other again
➤ Welcome to TSP! Read this dispatch for information!
Mirutania
Biosian
➤ Regional poll: Which is your favorite Star Wars movie?
⡇The Phantom Menace! (The only good part was the fight scene): 2
⡇The Attack of the Clones! (It's not even a move... and I hate sand): 3
⡇The Revenge of the Sith! (:/): 3
⡇A New Hope! (Okay respectable...): 4
⡇The Empire Strikes Back! (A true cinematic masterpiece): 29
⡇The Return of the Jedi! (Pretty good! ^-^): 10
⡇Uhhh... I like the Clone Wars! (Fine...): 5
⡇The sequels! (Abomination): 5
⡇*snorts and pushes up glasses* I like the Extended Universe and Old Republic... noobs!: 5
➤ Security Council: Repeal "Condemn Macedon"
⡇For: 9355
⡇Against: 4185

Tuesday, December 18th, 2018
➤ RMB topics include: (starting from this post)
⡇Typical RMB hugging
Kerlodia's cat
⡇TSSS and PS2… yeah, love, you get the point
...this
⡇BlueBoyVsYou's spam
⡇The 26x TSSS RP
➤ Welcome to TSP! Read this dispatch for information!
Agrex
Siak Sri Inderapura
The united seperatist republics
Squealing microwave potato
➤ Regional poll: Which is your favorite Star Wars movie?
⡇The Phantom Menace! (The only good part was the fight scene): 2
⡇The Attack of the Clones! (It's not even a move... and I hate sand): 2
⡇The Revenge of the Sith! (:/): 1
⡇A New Hope! (Okay respectable...): 2
⡇The Empire Strikes Back! (A true cinematic masterpiece): 15
⡇The Return of the Jedi! (Pretty good! ^-^): 6
⡇Uhhh... I like the Clone Wars! (Fine...): 4
⡇The sequels! (Abomination): 2
⡇*snorts and pushes up glasses* I like the Extended Universe and Old Republic... noobs!: 3
➤ Security Council: Repeal "Condemn Macedon"
⡇For: 7652
⡇Against: 3108

Monday, December 17th, 2018
➤ RMB topics include: (starting from this post)
⡇Typical RMB hugging
Seachia coming to the RMB
Proobscis breaking silence
⡇oh god people are killing each other again
Welcoming people
➤ Welcome to TSP! Read this dispatch for information!
The united seperatist republics
Slamacow
Tuomehuwin
Borleno
Kjuj
Zelenn
Siak Sri Inderapura
Lientzen
Quote of the Day

Sunday, December 16th, 2018
➤ RMB topics include: (starting from this post)
Kerlodia's cat, Wymarc
⡇Typical RMB hugging
I… I… I don't even know anymore
Nation-regions
⡇Lord Auphelia returning to the RMB
➤ Welcome to TSP! Read this dispatch for information!
Viaka
Chiasmalach
Niszahrok the eternal
Fubukarin
➤ Regional poll: What best describes your activity on the TSP forums?
⡇Im a legislator, and I always vote in assembly votes.: 17
⡇Im a legislator, and sometimes vote in assembly votes.: 4
⡇Im a legislator, but rarely vote in assembly votes.: 1
⡇Im not a legislator, but would like to become one.: 13
⡇Im not on the forums.: 43
⡇TSP has a forum?: 17

Saturday, December 15th, 2018
➤ RMB topics include: (starting from this post)
Kerlodia x Proobscis
...this
⡇Typical RMB hugging
East Lodge is apparently a fox now
➤ Welcome to TSP! Read this dispatch for information!
Orossiya
Solar lunaris
Quote of the Day
➤ Regional poll: What best describes your activity on the TSP forums?
⡇Im a legislator, and I always vote in assembly votes.: 12
⡇Im a legislator, and sometimes vote in assembly votes.: 4
⡇Im a legislator, but rarely vote in assembly votes.: 0
⡇Im not a legislator, but would like to become one.: 9
⡇Im not on the forums.: 38
⡇TSP has a forum?: 14

Thursday, December 13th, 2018
➤ RMB topics include: (starting from this post)
⡇Typical RMB hugging
...this
Lurking
Screwing around with spoiler tags
➤ Welcome to TSP! Read this dispatch for information!
Fyk
Quote of the Day
➤ Regional poll: Choose your side
⡇Gamer: 80
⡇Furry: 12

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Southern Daily News: I just realized I'm still using a quote from PS2 from 177 days ago at the top of the dispatch.

Midand wrote:Hmmm...
Seems legit.
I just need a wound patched up; that's all.

Ah, you'll need the Basic Package!

It comes with a free bandage that we didn't find on the side of a deserted alleyway, expired antibiotics, and a voucher for a free stabbing, redeemable within 2 seconds of purchase.

And the surgery of course.

*straps you down and starts the power saw*

Bellatras

Auphelia wrote:

*eyes you hungrily*

Come closer little one. Would you like a sweet treat?

*holds out a piece of chocolate*

Come here. Yes. Towards me . . . that's it . . . closer . . .

*salivates*

Uhm,,,

*tentativley reaches for the chocolate*

Bellatras wrote:Uhm,,,

*tentativley reaches for the chocolate*

*grabs you, her tentacle talons sinking deep into your wrist*

Perrrrrrrrrrrrfect.

*grins widely, showing dozens of rows of sharp fangs*

*opens her mouth and wraps her tongue around you, pulling you into her mouth and swallowing you*

*eats the chocolate as well*

There you go.

Bellatras

Auphelia wrote:*grabs you, her tentacle talons sinking deep into your wrist*

Perrrrrrrrrrrrfect.

*grins widely, showing dozens of rows of sharp fangs*

*opens her mouth and wraps her tongue around you, pulling you into her mouth and swallowing you*

*eats the chocolate as well*

There you go.

*muffled, from inside stomach*

oh, dear

Bellatras wrote:*muffled, from inside stomach*

oh, dear

dang it! you should have eaten the chocolate, that way even if you died you'd have won the moral victory ;)

44 unread posts, I wonder-

Geeze, what happened here.

Bellatras wrote:*muffled, from inside stomach*

oh, dear

It's okay dear, you're new. You aren't very wise to the ways of TSP.

Auphelia wrote:Ah, you'll need the Basic Package!

It comes with a free bandage that we didn't find on the side of a deserted alleyway, expired antibiotics, and a voucher for a free stabbing, redeemable within 2 seconds of purchase.

And the surgery of course.

*straps you down and starts the power saw*

Erm...aren't there waivers?
Shouldn't I be giving you insurance info?
Is this place even licensed?

Midand wrote:Erm...aren't there waivers?
Shouldn't I be giving you insurance info?
Is this place even licensed?

Yes, we have a license.

A license to kill.

I hope you don't mind if I skip the anaesthesia?

*saws your skull in half and scoops out the brains*

*replaces them with the heart*

*picks up your liver*

Is this necessary?

Ehhhhh . . . probably not. Look at all of this inefficient mass!

*removes the lungs, legs, pancreas, appendix, kidneys, and colon*

There we go! Your scrape should be all better.

Auphelia wrote:Yes, we have a license.

A license to kill.

I hope you don't mind if I skip the anaesthesia?

*saws your skull in half and scoops out the brains*

*replaces them with the heart*

*picks up your liver*

Is this necessary?

Ehhhhh . . . probably not. Look at all of this inefficient mass!

*removes the lungs, legs, pancreas, appendix, kidneys, and colon*

There we go! Your scrape should be all better.

*is a bloody fleshy mess on the table*
Erm...I should be dead by now.

Midand wrote:*is a bloody fleshy mess on the table*
Erm...I should be dead by now.

I would think so.

*stabs you*

Did that do it?

*keeps stabbing you*

Let me know when you die. I've got a lot of patients to see today.

Auphelia wrote:I would think so.

*stabs you*

Did that do it?

*keeps stabbing you*

Let me know when you die. I've got a lot of patients to see today.

*mess becomes messier*
*groans in agony*
just end me now...please...

Midand wrote:*mess becomes messier*
*groans in agony*
just end me now...please...

*sighs*

*ends you*

*puts you in the Reviv-o-matic*

Commonwealth Of Astoria wrote:hi auphelia

Hello, dear!

Auphelia wrote:*sighs*

*ends you*

*puts you in the Reviv-o-matic*

*Floats nearby*

*Hides behind the bleachers*

Yewdale wrote:im new as well - or at least ive never made contact before
feeling like an outcast as a psychotic dictatoriship :)

The dictators envy you

East Lodge wrote:The dictators envy you

And the psychos think you're not crazy enough.

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