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Jaxon wrote:And that folks is how you stay alive in TSP. Just shut up and pretend you’re not there. Which is probably why TSP is always so inactive.

*looks at Auphelia*

And why I should probably run away right now.

Too late.

*tosses you in her torture labyrinth*

Midand wrote:*clutches wound*
I should probably go to a hospital.

*dons her doctor outfit*

How can I help you today at TSP Hospital and Tetanus Emporium?

Si-topia wrote:The college fair I went to had at least 40 booths and only one of them offered vet tech classes. One. Out of all of them. Where do veterinarians even go to school!?

Veterinarian schools? Butcher shops? Pet semataries?

Auphelia wrote:Oh, we're doing it Saw style?

The floor is covered in nails with pools of salted lemon juice and you have not been given any clothes. Drops of acid periodically fall from the ceiling, and one side of the room is on fire. Once the sprinklers go off from detecting the fire, they will spray gasoline and propane all into the room, so you have to quickly find the apple that has the key to the door in it, though the knob of the door will be heated unbearably by a blowtorch and the apples will be filled with razors and "floating" in pools of used needles and barbed wire. That's just my initial plan though. It's not very well thought out.

Pain has diminishing returns; too much and the mind just shuts it down (which its own disturbing sensation). Plus, you don't want them to give up... The movies are about creating challenges that make people appreciate life or learn to overcome their faults; success is the balance of making it as painful as possible without causing them to fail.

Jaxon wrote:And that folks is how you stay alive in TSP. Just shut up and pretend you’re not there. Which is probably why TSP is always so inactive.

*looks at Auphelia*

And why I should probably run away right now.

thankfully I created an rp character that can't be killed so I don't have to worry ;) (on the other hand I have no excuse for being inactive :p)

Auphelia wrote:

*dons her doctor outfit*

How can I help you today at TSP Hospital and Tetanus Emporium?

Hmmm...
Seems legit.
I just need a wound patched up; that's all.

Delthorensdale wrote:Pain has diminishing returns; too much and the mind just shuts it down (which its own disturbing sensation). Plus, you don't want them to give up... The movies are about creating challenges that make people appreciate life or learn to overcome their faults; success is the balance of making it as painful as possible without causing them to fail.

Learning!? You really are evil!

But the point of my scenario was certainly to kill them! How else will I get my death count up?

If you really want to torture them without death, psychological is the best way to go.

Midand wrote:Hmmm...
Seems legit.
I just need a wound patched up; that's all.

Midand no! as a certain admiral said "it's a trap!"



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Sunday, October 21st, 2018
➤ RMB topics include: (starting from this post)
⡇Typical RMB fighting
⡇Typical RMB hugs
⡇Commendation of Erinor
Cheese
Midand beating people with a sledgehammer
➤ Welcome to TSP! Read this dispatch for information!
Tamil Nad
Religion Nation
MoFA Discord
Quote of the Day
➤ General Assembly: Respondeat Superior
⡇For: 5097
⡇Against: 4509
➤ Security Council: Condemn Chan Island
⡇For: 8716
⡇Against: 2926

Saturday, October 20th, 2018
➤ RMB topics include: (starting from this post)
Proobscis and East Lodge fighting
⡇Typical RMB love
⡇The current SC resolution
⡇Floof
⡇NHC and Techolandia fighting
⡇Proposal to commend Erinor
➤ Welcome to TSP! Read this dispatch for information!
Tentaum
Billatland
Skrt Gang
Polskgrad
The Realm of The Three
Singalion
Quote of the Day
➤ Regional poll: If you were a student at Hogwarts, which house would you be in?
⡇Gryffindor: 18
⡇Hufflepuff: 20
⡇Ravenclaw: 42
⡇Slytherin: 13
➤ Security Council: Condemn Chan Island
⡇For: 7040
⡇Against: 2491

Friday, October 19th, 2018
➤ RMB topics include: (starting from this post)
⡇Death, hugs, and floof (typical RMB)
NS love
Si-topia not liking Olive Garden (w/ breadsticks)
⡇Brownies
➤ Welcome to TSP! Read this dispatch for information!
Rosmark
Lowtath
3th Royal Guard Battalion
Communist Germano-Russia
Your-Grandma
➤ Regional poll: If you were a student at Hogwarts, which house would you be in?
⡇Gryffindor: 16
⡇Hufflepuff: 16
⡇Ravenclaw: 32
⡇Slytherin: 11

Thursday, October 18th, 2018
➤ RMB topics include: (starting from this post)
ScaleGrow™
⡇Floof snuggles
⡇Death
⡇The 'Rev-olution'
Auphelia... this
➤ Welcome to TSP! Read this dispatch for information!
Puerto Madryn
West Barovero
Harpija
Republiciana
➤ Regional poll: If you were a student at Hogwarts, which house would you be in?
⡇Gryffindor: 12
⡇Hufflepuff: 11
⡇Ravenclaw: 24
⡇Slytherin: 6

Wednesday, October 17th, 2018
➤ RMB topics include: (starting from this post)
⡇Dogpile tackle-hugging
⡇Floof
⡇Pokémon battling w/ Proobscis
Foreign languages
The Order Of The Holy Pineapple
➤ Welcome to TSP! Read this dispatch for information!
The Order Of The Holy Pineapple
Insane Cucumbers
Quote of the Day

Tuesday, October 16th, 2018
➤ RMB topics include: (starting from this post)
⡇The NS mods suppressing a sexual RP
⡇Eating brownies
Erinor being a one-winged etymology shark
Alice Parker stealing lampshades
⡇Soup
➤ Welcome to TSP! Read this dispatch for information!
Person Who Exists
Western Shosaytiob Sed
Quote of the Day

Monday, October 15th, 2018
➤ RMB topics include: (starting from this post)
⡇RMB violence
Midand kidnapping TSSS
⡇Floof hugs
Midand giving 'therapy'
⡇Sitting (Midand's thing)
➤ Welcome to TSP! Read this dispatch for information!
The Taken Hive
➤ SDN has a new generation script.

Sunday, October 14th, 2018
➤ RMB topics include:
⡇Killing people
Decoding challenges
⡇Cabinet election results
Quote editing fun... we all love Si
⡇Sexual things (I'm not getting more specific than that)
⡇NHC catching Proobscis
⡇NHC and Techolandia fighting
➤ Welcome to TSP! Read this dispatch to get started!
Synad
ReOpenNominations
Terres Indien
➤ Conjactulations to PS2 for being elected as MoRA, Serres for being elected as PM, Somy for being elected as MoFA, Roavin for being elected as MoMA and, most importantly, ReOpenNominations (me) for being elected as Craziest in TSP. LinkForum

Saturday, October 13th, 2018
➤ RMB topics include:
⡇RMB trollz
⡇Killing people
TSSS' 5th NS anniversary
⡇NHC giving people cake
Auphelia eating people
⡇TEP discussion
➤ Welcome to TSP! Read this dispatch to get started!
Congo of Leopoldville
Hokoan

Friday, October 12th, 2018
➤ RMB topics include:
⡇Killing
⡇Floofing
Midand giving therapy
⡇Exploding things
➤ Welcome to TSP! Read this dispatch to get started!
Proobscis
Clancynia
Beebathan
➤ General Assembly: Repeal "Convention on International Oil Spills":
⡇For: 12219
⡇Against: 3020

Thursday, October 11th, 2018
➤ RMB topics include:
⡇The typical RMB love stuff we see literally every day
⡇Cabinet elections
Auphelia being legit nice to TSSS
⡇Eating chocolate and cake
⡇Killing each other
➤ Welcome to TSP! Read this dispatch to get started!
Torsvn
LinkVoting for cabinet elections are open. (#NHC4CRASYEZT)
➤ General Assembly: Repeal "Convention on International Oil Spills":
⡇For: 11179
⡇Against: 2753

Mental Health Day
➤ RMB topics include:
⡇Floof snuggling
SPITvengers: Endless Battle
Killing helpless innocent people
Mental Health
⡇RMB inactivity
➤ Welcome to TSP! Read this dispatch to get started!
Tchallaforever
Troy Rivera
Imagine Dragin
Culutria
Expo Knitani
China dyansy
Castrillo Matajudios
➤ General Assembly: Repeal "Convention on International Oil Spills":
⡇For: 9048
⡇Against: 2147

Tuesday, October 9th, 2018
➤ RMB topics include:
⡇Huggling
⡇Killing people
Foot fetish
⡇PS2's new poll
⡇NHC giving poisoned candy corn
➤ Welcome to TSP! Read this dispatch to get started!
UnitedStatesofGanja
➤ Poll: What is your favorite planet? (Uranus is gonna win this poll, calling it now.)
Quote of the Day
➤ General Assembly: Greenhouse Gas Cap and Trade Program :
⡇For: 13551
⡇Against: 2534

Monday, October 8th, 2018
➤ RMB topics include:
⡇Ripping people's heads off (fun)
⡇Huggling
⡇Usage of corrupted text
⡇Trying to raise kill counts in TSP's Death Records
➤ Welcome to TSP! Read this dispatch to get started!
Liberal Egypt
Fordinshire
➤ General Assembly: Greenhouse Gas Cap and Trade Program :
⡇For: 12510
⡇Against: 2205

Sunday, October 7th, 2018
➤ RMB topics include:
⡇Huggling
Corrupted text
⡇TSSS dying
⡇Support for PS2's MoRA campaign
➤ Welcome to TSP! Read this dispatch to get started!
Dakravya
Evdoutz Nerland
Horror Nightmare
Quote of the Day (This is the most stupid way to say good morning.)
➤ General Assembly: Greenhouse Gas Cap and Trade Program :
⡇For: 10970
⡇Against: 1850

Saturday, October 6th, 2018
➤ RMB topics include:
⡇Torturing Si-topia
⡇Killing and receiving TSSS and Si
⡇Ghostly RP
⡇the typical rmb hugging
➤ Welcome to TSP! Read this dispatch to get started!
Tartarus IV
Polska luduwka
Felis Silvestris Grampia
Pruzssia
Bellatras
➤ General Assembly: Greenhouse Gas Cap and Trade Program :
⡇For: 9190
⡇Against: 1508
➤ Security Council: Liberate Federation of Conservative Nations:
⡇For: 3843
⡇Against: 12152

Friday, October 5th, 2018
➤ RMB topics include:
⡇Typical RMB fighting
Timezones
⡇Return of Erinor
⡇Nuzzling / huggling
⡇Drunk partying
➤ Welcome to TSP! Read this dispatch to get started!
Nerfnation
Banshikanshi
United milky way
New french communist bloc
➤ Poll: Favorite Weather
➤ Security Council: Liberate Federation of Conservative Nations:
⡇For: 3633
⡇Against: 11436

Thursday, October 4th, 2018
➤ RMB topics include:
⡇TSSS now being a snow leopard
⡇Trying to kill TSSS and Si
PS2 loving TSSS
Sea World
➤ Welcome to TSP! Read this dispatch to get started!
The Indonesian
Zarook
Kerlodia
Quote of the Day
➤ Security Council: Liberate Federation of Conservative Nations:
⡇For: 3354
⡇Against: 9701

Wednesday, October 3rd, 2018
➤ RMB topics include:
Midand and TSSS fighting
⡇Eating brownies
⡇Huggles and floof petting
Aidenfieeld getting arrested
Soupasia's soups
➤ Welcome to TSP! Read this dispatch to get started!
British Syndical Union
Eastern Don Mard
Grand crystal empire
North Yamerica
Valley of el Dorado

Tuesday, October 2nd, 2018
➤ RMB topics include:
⡇Watching movies
⡇TSSS becoming a frog
Fudgetopia-senpai posting a lot
⡇The poll in Psomewhere
➤ Welcome to TSP! Read this dispatch to get started!
RickRollRex
The Bound Realm
Quote of the Day

Monday, October 1st, 2018
➤ RMB topics include:
⡇Stealing TSSS / Si
⡇Floof snugglez
I don't even understand what this is.
⡇NS temporarily dying
➤ Welcome to TSP! Read this dispatch to get started!
O-w-O
Rap Devil
Canioncorn
Burgerpants
September RMB Awards
Quote of the Day

Sunday, September 30th, 2018
➤ RMB topics include:
⡇Training TSSS to defend himself
Midand wearing a dragon costume
Favorite soups
⡇Communism spreading
⡇Snuggling in floof
➤ Welcome to TSP! Read this dispatch to get started!
The Southeast Asian Society
Liberdade Unida
Aibya
Santa Ofelia
FUDGEY-SENPAI POSTED!!!
SWAN Award Volume #2
Quote of the Day
➤ Security Council: Condemn Lord Dominator:
⡇For: 7397
⡇Against: 8133

Saturday, September 29th, 2018
➤ RMB topics include:
⡇Favorite soups
⡇Floof snuggles
NHC making use of spare nukes
Complaints about the way TSSS and Si express opinions
⡇Reviving TSSS
➤ Welcome to TSP! Read this dispatch to get started!
Aurolia
Axolotolstan
The Chad State of Oceania
Earlsland
Quote of the Day
➤ Song of the Day: LinkGod Put A Smile Upon Your Face by Coldplay
➤ Security Council: Condemn Lord Dominator:
⡇For: 6620
⡇Against: 6845

Friday, September 28th, 2018
➤ RMB topics include:
⡇Eating Midand and TSSS
⡇Floof petting
⡇Journalism in TSP
⡇Hugs
Jehenna welcoming a nation incorrectly
⡇Torturing Aidenfieeld
➤ Welcome to TSP! Read this dispatch to get started!
[tab=25]⡇Quirks of Lightning

Pricane
New Jan Mayen
➤ Security Council: Condemn Lord Dominator:
⡇For: 5627
⡇Against: 4361

Thursday, September 27th, 2018
➤ RMB topics include:
⡇N-Day 3
⡇Snuggling
⡇Double posting
UPPERCUT's success in N-Day 3
➤ Welcome to TSP! Read this dispatch to get started!
BlackCyrcle
Ruvaakah
➤ N-Day 3 has ended. Conjactulations and nice job to everybody who was a part of UPPERCUT!

⚠️ SEPTEMBER 26TH - EMERGENCY BROADCAST ⚠️
☢ RMB topics include:
╳ N-Day 3
╳ TSSS getting killed
╳ Favorite soups (Soupasia)
╳ N-Day 3 (I know this is here twice)
☢ Welcome to TSP! Read this dispatch to get started!
Chad under the revolutionary era
Totally Not An Artificial Furry
Morivum
☢ ⚠️ WARNING: N-DAY 3 HAS STARTED. PREPARE NUKES AND BE PREPARED FOR NUKES. GUIDE - LinkUPPERCUT DISCORD ⚠️
Quote of the Day IMPORTANT AD: BUY NUCLEAR MATERIAL HERE
LinkIMPORTANT AD: N-DAY MUSIC PLAYLIST - WHAT KIND OF PERSON CAN NUKE WITHOUT GOOD MUSIC?

Tuesday, September 25th, 2018
➤ RMB topics include:
⡇The upcoming N-Day
⡇hugs
⡇PS2 reading TSSS' perverted web comic
⡇Floofy floof things
⡇A lot of dispatch-based roleplay
➤ Welcome to TSP! Read this dispatch to get started!
Southern Theigiestanticiania
Kordorland
Swatzerlend
Ye old tavern
The Praised Lord Helix
Turkmenistan Miloyankyvich
Quote of the Day
➤ General Assembly: Convention on International Oil Spills:
⡇For: 12644
⡇Against: 4335

Monday, September 24th, 2018
➤ RMB topics include:
⡇The incoming N-Day
⡇Si going to the dentist
⡇Inter-species huggles
⡇Liking every RMB post
Ages of various TSP nations
➤ Welcome to TSP! Read this dispatch to get started!
The Combine Empire
Serbian beast
West Ibymaulerbarzistan
United National Europe
No Standards
N-Day will be started in approximately 2 days.
LC Survey (Section 3 Comments)
➤ General Assembly: Convention on International Oil Spills:
⡇For: 10899
⡇Against: 4012

Sunday, September 23rd, 2018
➤ RMB topics include:
⡇Bed bugs biting TSSS
⡇Cuddling
⡇Floof(ing)
⡇Spammy-ish stuff
⡇Mentioning Midand
➤ Welcome to TSP! Read this dispatch to get started!
Imperial Snasdep
Freedonum
Hejazi and nejd
Zhing
Amolaboink
Kangi
Indochinoise
The New Canadian Militia
Qtaria
LC Survey Results (Section 2 Comments)
Quote of the Day
➤ Security Council: Liberate Confederation of Corrupt Dictators:
⡇For: 9614
⡇Against: 4724
➤ General Assembly: Convention on International Oil Spills:
⡇For: 9110
⡇Against: 3627

Saturday, September 22nd, 2018
➤ RMB topics include:
⡇TSSS getting bitten by bed bugs
Warzone Australia being raided
⡇Hugs
iajsoru2034u
⡇A band
➤ Welcome to TSP! Read this dispatch to get started!
Javeme unistrand
Transtational
Pucskasya
Liberusland
Balandostan
Malcrathria
Saud nejd
➤ TSP's embassy with Warzone Australia is being withdrawn
LC Survey Results (Section 1 Comments)
➤ General Assembly: Convention on International Oil Spills:
⡇For: 6810
⡇Against: 3217
➤ Security Council: Liberate Confederation of Corrupt Dictators:
⡇For: 8709
⡇Against: 4434

Friday, September 21st, 2018
➤ RMB topics include:
⡇TSSS' inability to sleep
The current poll (w/ complaints)
⡇Floof hugs
Tandri's puppets
➤ Welcome to TSP! Read this dispatch to get started!
South Pacific Lemmings
Frucku
Feminist North Korea
Kamasaka
Syrup vile
➤ Poll: Would you like to attend Alice Parker's Slumber Party? (Si-topia is sexist confirmed #NHC4LC)
LC Survey Results
➤ Security Council: Liberate Confederation of Corrupt Dictators:
⡇For: 7181
⡇Against: 3977
➤ General Assembly: Int'l Service of Process:
⡇For: 3477
⡇Against: 12809

Thursday, September 20th, 2018
➤ RMB topics include:
Communina being stuck in a van
⡇Hugs
DOOT DOOT!!!
Fox labor
⡇Si's incoming test
➤ Welcome to TSP! Read this dispatch to get started!
Shouhour
Quote of the Day
➤ General Assembly: Int'l Service of Process:
⡇For: 3252
⡇Against: 11987
➤ Security Council: Liberate Confederation of Corrupt Dictators:
⡇For: 3551
⡇Against: 3595

Wednesday, September 19th, 2018
➤ RMB topics include:
⡇Eating (dragon) eggs
⡇Floof huggling
⡇Eating brownies
⡇TSSS and Si adopting Seanadia
➤ Welcome to TSP! Read this dispatch to get started!
Invire
Novo Ukraina
➤ General Assembly: Int'l Service of Process:
⡇For: 3045
⡇Against: 10245

Tuesday, September 18th, 2018
➤ RMB topics include:
⡇Tackle hugs
⡇Floof
⡇(Normal) hugs
⡇Torturing Midand
➤ Welcome to TSP! Read this dispatch to get started!
Clamont
Living and Dead
Yolcast
➤ General Assembly: Int'l Service of Process:
⡇For: 2533
⡇Against: 8321

Monday, September 17th, 2018
➤ RMB topics include:
⡇hugs <3 and crying ;(
Spam, caps, and cringe
⡇Various web comics
⡇Fox piling
➤ Welcome to TSP! Read this dispatch to get started!
ROYALIST OTTOMAN MONARCH
Quote of the Day
➤ Note: Instead of archiving old Southern Daily News, I'll be deleting older ones starting from the bottom of the dispatch.
➤ General Assembly: Preventing the Execution of Innocents:
⡇For: 9154
⡇Against: 8409

Sunday, September 16th, 2018
➤ RMB topics include:
⡇Killing TSSS (again)
⡇NHC killing Si (again)
⡇Si godmodding in RP
⡇TSSS dying (again)
⡇An infection-zombie-thing
➤ Welcome to TSP! Read this dispatch to get started!
Love-is-love
Wellcastle
Lordkai
New Assembly Vote
➤ Poll: FOOD FIGHT!!!!!11!! (it would've been nice to have an 'other' option, because the logical choice would've been to use TSSS' dead body)
➤ General Assembly: Preventing the Execution of Innocents:
⡇For: 8545
⡇Against: 7606

Saturday, September 15th, 2018
➤ RMB topics include:
⡇Absence of Erinor
⡇Floof cuddling
This lovely dispatch
⡇Favorite types of chocolate and chips
⡇NHC fighting Si (w/ other RMB violence)
➤ Welcome to TSP! Read this dispatch to get started!
Sal plot
The unified kingdoms of germany
073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121
Confederation of helvetia
Ouest-allemagne-luxembourg
Communina
Soviet Alaskan States
Vie Mara
➤ General Assembly: Preventing the Execution of Innocents:
⡇For: 7794
⡇Against: 6945

Saturday, September 15th, 2018
➤ RMB topics include:
⡇Floof
East Sakhlin's independence movement
...this
Clear Coke / Crystal Pepsi
Emoticon wars
⡇Silence-breaking companies
➤ Welcome to TSP! Read this dispatch to get started!
Kataliana
Mother bedfordshire
Quote of the Day
➤ General Assembly: Preventing the Execution of Innocents:
⡇For: 7313
⡇Against: 6392

Thursday, September 13th, 2018
➤ RMB topics include:
⡇TSSS dying (again)
⡇Covering everybody in floof
~consume enhance replicate~
Auphelia possessing Midand
⡇Nation-based RP that belongs in Knowhere
➤ Welcome to TSP! Read this dispatch to get started!
SIVA
Soccermomiea
Quote of the Day

Wednesday, September 12th, 2018
➤ RMB topics include:
⡇Attempting to kill TSSS (again)
Bears baking
⡇Huggling
Vodka
⡇Nation-based RP
➤ Welcome to TSP! Read this dispatch to get started!
LGBT Society
➤ TSP's endo cap has been increased
Quote of the Day
➤ General Assembly: Ban on Capital Punishment:
⡇For: 7600
⡇Against: 9610

9/11
🇺🇸 RMB topics include:
⡇Snuggles and huggles
1King1 trying to coup TSP
⡇Floooooooooof
School
🇺🇸 Welcome to TSP! Read this dispatch to get started!
Opetrod
1King1
Wcronalds
🇺🇸 LinkTSP LC survey
🇺🇸 General Assembly: Ban on Capital Punishment:
⡇For: 7150
⡇Against: 8860

Monday, September 10th, 2018
➤ RMB topics include:
⡇World Assembly debate
⡇Eatin' browniez
⡇Eatin' cookiez
⡇Floof cuddling
➤ Welcome to TSP! Read this dispatch to get started!
Calosta
Danse du Feu
Manstrata
Arx Obex
D3f4ul7 skins
⡇[nation]nation=democraciaa[/nation]
mind. blown.
➤ Poll: Amendment to Section V, Article 4 of Charter
➤ General Assembly: Ban on Capital Punishment:
⡇For: 6222
⡇Against: 7331

Sunday, September 9th, 2018
➤ RMB topics include:
⡇Floofing floof
⡇Hugs
Anime avatars
⡇Shaved fox (DO NOT GOOGLE)
⡇Hugging, fighting, and… I don't even know
➤ Welcome to TSP! Read this dispatch to get started!
Gran Latina Hispanoamericana
Niviv
Quote of the Day
➤ General Assembly: Ban on Capital Punishment:
⡇For: 4815
⡇Against: 2998

Saturday, September 8th, 2018
➤ RMB topics include:
DOOT DOOT
⡇Hugs / cuddlez
⡇Midand's birthday
⡇Chainsaw-ing TSSS
➤ Welcome to TSP! Read this dispatch to get started!
The Anarcho States
QOTD
➤ General Assembly: Circulation of World Assembly Law:
⡇For: 11631
⡇Against: 2539

Friday, September 7th, 2018
➤ RMB topics include:
⡇Inactivity
⡇Sports stuff, I think...
Midand's 1 year anniversary
⡇Motherfloofing floof
⡇Eating browniez and cake
➤ Welcome to TSP! Read this dispatch to get started!
Anatidaeland
Tandriheer
➤ Poll: Favorite music genre?
➤ Quote of the Day: *SWAI
➤ General Assembly: Circulation of World Assembly Law:
⡇For: 10047
⡇Against: 2330

Thursday, September 6th, 2018
➤ RMB topics include:
⡇Back to school stuff (+ PS2's first work day)
⡇Huggle-ing
Roleplay I can't even begin to understand
Other roleplay I don't understand
Metal detector stuff
➤ Quote of the Day: Oh, Curly...
➤ General Assembly: Circulation of World Assembly Law:
⡇For: 8777
⡇Against: 2049

Wednesday, September 5th, 2018
➤ RMB topics include:
Beepee tucking Si in
⡇Adventure Time ending
This stuff
⡇Back to school stuff
➤ Security Council: Commend Frattastan II:
⡇For: 11846
⡇Against: 2391
➤ General Assembly: Circulation of World Assembly Law:
⡇For: 5412
⡇Against: 1383

Tuesday, September 4th, 2018
➤ RMB topics include:
⡇Return of Volaworand (part 2)
⡇TSSS coding stuff
⡇Mentioning Midand
⡇TSSS dying
⡇Weird (somewhat spammy) RP
➤ Welcome to TSP! Read this dispatch to get started!
The Malevan Empire
Contra Maren
➤ Quote of the Day: So Si is eating TSSS…?
➤ Security Council: Commend Frattastan II:
⡇For: 10970
⡇Against: 1736
➤ General Assembly: Repeal "On Universal Jurisdiction":
⡇For: 11775
⡇Against: 2434

Monday, September 3rd, 2018
➤ RMB topics include:
Whatever the hell this is
Tankz
⡇Cuddlez
⡇School starting again
⡇Return of Volaworand
Making a fruit salad
➤ Welcome to TSP! Read this dispatch to get started!
Death incarnate
The arab islamic maghreb
➤ Quote of the Day: Fun fact.
August RMB Awards
➤ Security Council: Commend Frattastan II:
⡇For: 9008
⡇Against: 1500
➤ General Assembly: Repeal "On Universal Jurisdiction":
⡇For: 9708
⡇Against: 2271

Sunday, September 2nd, 2018
➤ RMB topics include:
⡇RMB RP
TSSS's grammar
NHC loving Si
Collywobbles
➤ Welcome to TSP! Read this dispatch to get started!
Benjycani
Verpills
Gosudartsvo
Arnoobistan
Sunwolf
➤ Assembly: New votes
➤ General Assembly: Repeal "On Universal Jurisdiction":
⡇For: 8013
⡇Against: 2038
➤ Security Council: Commend Frattastan II:
⡇For: 7186
⡇Against: 1134

Saturday, September 1st, 2018
➤ RMB topics include:
⡇Nomming on brownies
Bureaucracy taking over the world
H-N making something
⡇Typical RMB snugglz
Auphelia being summoned
➤ Welcome to TSP! Read this dispatch to get started!
Madagasco
Anaricha
Dark mass
Rubinof
Myzov
Lorevia
The Federal Republic of NIFRA
➤ Quote of the Day: OH MY GOD! TSSS GOT SUPPRESSED!
➤ Poll: RMB Roleplay Law
➤ Security Council: Repeal "Liberate The Communal Confederacy":
⡇For: 13649
⡇Against: 773
➤ General Assembly: Repeal "On Universal Jurisdiction":
⡇For: 5638
⡇Against: 797

Friday, August 31st, 2018
➤ RMB topics include:
⡇TSSS gettin killed
⡇Eating dogs
⡇Making it rain
Harry Potter discussion
⡇TSSS and Si's… you get the point.
➤ Welcome to TSP! Read this dispatch to get started!
The us air force academy
Karatogua
Solaneend
Far korean jeonnam
Casauthorita
➤ SWAN: Volume 1
➤ Quote of the Day: I don't even have a silly joke here tbh
➤ General Assembly: Convention on Freshwater Shortages:
⡇For: 12475
⡇Against: 2123
➤ Security Council: Repeal "Liberate The Communal Confederacy":
⡇For: 12796
⡇Against: 703

Wednesday, August 29th, 2018
➤ RMB topics include:
⡇Snugglesing
⡇NHC's wiki generator
Copyrighting stuff
⡇NHC's legislation dispatch (this and this)
➤ Welcome to TSP!
Polska nowa
➤ Advertisement: LinkNationStates Wiki Generator!
➤ General Assembly: Convention on Freshwater Shortages:
⡇For: 10197
⡇Against: 1526
➤ Security Council: Repeal "Liberate The Communal Confederacy":
⡇For: 9344
⡇Against: 446

Tuesday, August 28th, 2018
➤ RMB topics include:
⡇Inactivity
Scanning for dragons
Endos
⡇Clothes > floof
➤ Welcome to TSP!
Great louren empire
Bobbylandmeme
Dunkle nachte
Applesoft
➤ Quote of the Day: I… omfg
➤ General Assembly: Convention on Freshwater Shortages:
⡇For: 6203
⡇Against: 955
➤ Security Council: Commend Confederation of Corrupt Dictators:
⡇For: 1800
⡇Against: 14481

Monday, August 27th, 2018
➤ RMB topics include:
Puppets
⡇Eating donuts and cupcakes
⡇Floof hugs
...this
Aerilia getting a wallaby
➤ Welcome to TSP!
WAGF
Bacon-descartes-kant-godel
Neo-medici
Bloodymemes
Machinira
➤ General Assembly: Administrative Compliance Act:
⡇For: 10590
⡇Against: 3788
➤ Security Council: Commend Confederation of Corrupt Dictators:
⡇For: 1631
⡇Against: 12542

Sunday, August 26th, 2018
➤ RMB topics include:
⡇Eating cake and muffins
USoViet asking if we're chat bots
...this
⡇Snuggling
⡇H-N's page 10,000 trophy
Auphelia's books
➤ Welcome to TSP!
Libyan Imperium
Whattaland
➤ General Assembly: Administrative Compliance Act:
⡇For: 9605
⡇Against: 3193
➤ Security Council: Commend Confederation of Corrupt Dictators:
⡇For: 1296
⡇Against: 11135

Saturday, August 25th, 2018
➤ RMB topics include:
...that
⡇NHC eating TSSS and stealing Si
⡇NHC stealing H-N's chips
Disappointment.
⡇Favorite colors of TSPers
Page 10,000
Warzone Australia is closing embassies with TSP! (Let's all go on Osiris' RMB and tell them they suck, eh?)
➤ Quote of the Day: EEP!
➤ General Assembly: Administrative Compliance Act:
⡇For: 8069
⡇Against: 2782
➤ Security Council: Commend Confederation of Corrupt Dictators:
⡇For: 988
⡇Against: 8607

Friday, August 24th, 2018
➤ RMB topics include:
⡇The typical love stuff w/ TSSS and Si
Biggest fears
⡇Si going to a concert
Eating TSSS
➤ Welcome to TSP!
Frallen
Lettsago
Me 163
➤ Quote of the Day: I hope Alice doesn't steal Southern Daily News…
➤ [nation]Islands of Unity[/naiton] has won the MoRA election!

Thursday, August 23rd, 2018
➤ RMB topics include:
⡇Waiting for N-Day
Erithaca's obsession with creating puppets
Different music tastes of TSP
⡇The typical love and glitter stuff
Pets
⡇Si using data for internet
➤ Welcome to TSP!
Slade
Jasmen albanian union puppet state
Alessandro staty
➤ Quote of the Day: Well, yes, the US is wealthy. It will be, until 2040, when the NHC happens.
➤ General Assembly: Freedom of expression for organisations:
⡇For: 2819
⡇Against: 10749

Wednesday, August 22nd, 2018
➤ RMB topics include:
Cupcakes
Time zones
⡇TSP's ejection contest
⡇The current poll
⡇Si-topia's… I'ma be honest, I really don't know how to summarize this.
How to catch fish
➤ Welcome to TSP!
Nankyoku Tairiku
British-Swedish Empire
Distalia
➤ Quote of the Day: wah?
➤ Southern Journal: LinkIssue XXVII
➤ General Assembly: Freedom of expression for organisations:
⡇For: 2555
⡇Against: 9990

Tuesday, August 21st, 2018
➤ RMB topics include:
⡇The current poll
⡇America's crappy education
Temperature
Midand ordering a pizza
⡇TSSS and Si snuggling
➤ Welcome to TSP!
Solariumis
➤ Poll: Favourite Mario Character?
New Assembly Votes
➤ General Assembly: Freedom of expression for organisations:
⡇For: 2203
⡇Against: 8804

Monday, August 20th, 2018
➤ RMB topics include:
Silence
⡇TSSS' lack of forum usage
⡇Si and TSSS cuddling
Diacritics
Psomewhere being crazy
➤ Welcome to TSP!
Big al hits dingers
Yalaw
Dalsfjord
Angus
Lies and slander
Great Empire of the North
The Canadian world
➤ Quote of the Day: This is me when I join any Twitch stream.
➤ General Assembly: Freedom of expression for organisations:
⡇For: 1221
⡇Against: 5305

Sunday, August 19th, 2018
➤ RMB topics include:
⡇Love between Si and TSSS (even though it's predictable enough to just assume it happened every day, I should probably put it here)
Dr. Beepee
Chocolate
Greater Nitra looking for a socialist union
⡇TSSS' floof
➤ Welcome to TSP!
Hottingham
St katharina islands
EzkelHeim
Myriua
Juancarlosland
➤ Quote of the Day: This makes Alice look like an NHC puppet nation.
➤ General Assembly: Uniform Labeling of Hazardous Goods:
⡇For: 13223
⡇Against: 1071

Saturday, August 18th, 2018
➤ RMB topics include:
North Prarie being single
Yansu's riddle
⡇TSSS being a furry (oh this is back?)
Being gay
⡇RMB RP debate
Using floof to kill
➤ Welcome to TSP!
Linval
Widdomaker
Qaluk
➤ HEY, LADIES! NORTH PRARIE IS SINGLE! Just sayin'.
➤ You can now subscribe to Southern Daily News!
➤ Quote of the Day-topia: For context, this about Uraomote.
➤ General Assembly: Uniform Labeling of Hazardous Goods:
⡇For: 11553
⡇Against: 963

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Southern Daily News: I just realized I'm still using a quote from PS2 from 177 days ago at the top of the dispatch.

Midand wrote:Hmmm...
Seems legit.
I just need a wound patched up; that's all.

Ah, you'll need the Basic Package!

It comes with a free bandage that we didn't find on the side of a deserted alleyway, expired antibiotics, and a voucher for a free stabbing, redeemable within 2 seconds of purchase.

And the surgery of course.

*straps you down and starts the power saw*

Auphelia wrote:

*eyes you hungrily*

Come closer little one. Would you like a sweet treat?

*holds out a piece of chocolate*

Come here. Yes. Towards me . . . that's it . . . closer . . .

*salivates*

Uhm,,,

*tentativley reaches for the chocolate*

Bellatras wrote:Uhm,,,

*tentativley reaches for the chocolate*

*grabs you, her tentacle talons sinking deep into your wrist*

Perrrrrrrrrrrrfect.

*grins widely, showing dozens of rows of sharp fangs*

*opens her mouth and wraps her tongue around you, pulling you into her mouth and swallowing you*

*eats the chocolate as well*

There you go.

Auphelia wrote:*grabs you, her tentacle talons sinking deep into your wrist*

Perrrrrrrrrrrrfect.

*grins widely, showing dozens of rows of sharp fangs*

*opens her mouth and wraps her tongue around you, pulling you into her mouth and swallowing you*

*eats the chocolate as well*

There you go.

*muffled, from inside stomach*

oh, dear

Bellatras wrote:*muffled, from inside stomach*

oh, dear

dang it! you should have eaten the chocolate, that way even if you died you'd have won the moral victory ;)

44 unread posts, I wonder-

Geeze, what happened here.

Bellatras wrote:*muffled, from inside stomach*

oh, dear

It's okay dear, you're new. You aren't very wise to the ways of TSP.

Auphelia wrote:Ah, you'll need the Basic Package!

It comes with a free bandage that we didn't find on the side of a deserted alleyway, expired antibiotics, and a voucher for a free stabbing, redeemable within 2 seconds of purchase.

And the surgery of course.

*straps you down and starts the power saw*

Erm...aren't there waivers?
Shouldn't I be giving you insurance info?
Is this place even licensed?

Midand wrote:Erm...aren't there waivers?
Shouldn't I be giving you insurance info?
Is this place even licensed?

Yes, we have a license.

A license to kill.

I hope you don't mind if I skip the anaesthesia?

*saws your skull in half and scoops out the brains*

*replaces them with the heart*

*picks up your liver*

Is this necessary?

Ehhhhh . . . probably not. Look at all of this inefficient mass!

*removes the lungs, legs, pancreas, appendix, kidneys, and colon*

There we go! Your scrape should be all better.

Auphelia wrote:Yes, we have a license.

A license to kill.

I hope you don't mind if I skip the anaesthesia?

*saws your skull in half and scoops out the brains*

*replaces them with the heart*

*picks up your liver*

Is this necessary?

Ehhhhh . . . probably not. Look at all of this inefficient mass!

*removes the lungs, legs, pancreas, appendix, kidneys, and colon*

There we go! Your scrape should be all better.

*is a bloody fleshy mess on the table*
Erm...I should be dead by now.

Midand wrote:*is a bloody fleshy mess on the table*
Erm...I should be dead by now.

I would think so.

*stabs you*

Did that do it?

*keeps stabbing you*

Let me know when you die. I've got a lot of patients to see today.

Auphelia wrote:I would think so.

*stabs you*

Did that do it?

*keeps stabbing you*

Let me know when you die. I've got a lot of patients to see today.

*mess becomes messier*
*groans in agony*
just end me now...please...

Midand wrote:*mess becomes messier*
*groans in agony*
just end me now...please...

*sighs*

*ends you*

*puts you in the Reviv-o-matic*

Commonwealth Of Astoria wrote:hi auphelia

Hello, dear!

Auphelia wrote:*sighs*

*ends you*

*puts you in the Reviv-o-matic*

*Floats nearby*

*Hides behind the bleachers*

Yewdale wrote:im new as well - or at least ive never made contact before
feeling like an outcast as a psychotic dictatoriship :)

The dictators envy you

East Lodge wrote:The dictators envy you

And the psychos think you're not crazy enough.

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