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The Solar System Scope wrote:*kneels next to you, mourning until I fill the place in tears*

*you drown in your own tears*
*u have the ded*
Wow, this is entertaining.

New Haudenosaunee Confederacy wrote:*you drown in your own tears*
*u have the ded*
Wow, this is entertaining.

*turns pale and collapses next to Si*

The Solar System Scope wrote:*turns pale and collapses next to Si*

*opens the door*
*eats TSSS and Si*

New Haudenosaunee Confederacy wrote:*opens the door*
*eats TSSS and Si*

*comes back from the dead*
Oh hell no, there ain't no way someone is going to eat me!
*grabs you by the throat and throws you outside*
Don't come back!!

*Sips SPIT* Now I know why Alice Parker likes to watch instead of participate. *Eats cookie*

Yansu wrote:*Sips SPIT* Now I know why Alice Parker likes to watch instead of participate. *Eats cookie*

are these cookies for everyone?

Volaworand wrote:are these cookies for everyone?

Yes, but 10 cookies are 5 [Currency of your choice].

Yansu wrote:Yes, but 10 cookies are 5 [Currency of your choice].

okay i'll have 2 million. *hands 10 million Zimbabwean dollars*

*Steals all cookies.*

You have no right to these cookies. They are anomalous. They must be contained.

Leifar wrote:*Steals all cookies.*

You have no right to these cookies. They are anomalous. They must be contained.

Hey! I'm running a legitimate business here! Besides, I managed to get the Famous Amos recipe I stole it, hahaha. This is against my rights as a perfectly legitimate businessman!

Nova Montron wrote:okay i'll have 2 million. *hands 10 million Zimbabwean dollars*

Pleasure doing business, sir.

Yansu wrote:Hey! I'm running a legitimate business here! Besides, I managed to get the Famous Amos recipe I stole it, hahaha. This is against my rights as a perfectly legitimate businessman!Pleasure doing business, sir.

oh if i were you i would check the exchange rate. *runs away*

Yansu wrote:Hey! I'm running a legitimate business here! Besides, I managed to get the Famous Amos recipe I stole it, hahaha. This is against my rights as a perfectly legitimate businessman!Pleasure doing business, sir.

Your cookies are anomalous. Please look here.

*You forget 24 hours of life.*

Nova Montron wrote:oh if i were you i would check the exchange rate. *runs away*

Still a lot of money in Zimbabwe. *Flips gold coin*

Leifar wrote:Your cookies are anomalous. Please look here.

*You forget 24 hours of life.*

*Blinks* You know, I could use someone with your skills as an interrogator. *Smiles* What do you say?

Yansu wrote:Yes, but 10 cookies are 5 [Currency of your choice].

*hands over a 20 pound note*

mmm cookies, abound!

Yansu wrote:Still a lot of money in Zimbabwe. *Flips gold coin*
*Blinks* You know, I could use someone with your skills as an interrogator. *Smiles* What do you say?

Sorry, but we're confiscating your cookies for containing salmonella.

Volaworand wrote:*hands over a 20 pound note*

mmm cookies, abound!

*Hands over 40 cookies*

Leifar wrote:Sorry, but we're confiscating your cookies for containing salmonella.

*Narrows eyes but keeps smile* Please tell me, on what evidence are you basing this on?

Yansu wrote:*Hands over 40 cookies**Narrows eyes but keeps smile* Please tell me, on what evidence are you basing this on?

*Shows report which actually is from The South Pacific Ministry of Health.*

Leifar wrote:*Shows report which actually is from The South Pacific Ministry of Health.*

*Something stabs you in the back*
Eight: You okay, father?
Of course I am. *Picks up report and tears it up* Don't mess with a mobster. *Burns your body*

Yansu wrote:*Something stabs you in the back*
Eight: You okay, father?
Of course I am. *Picks up report and tears it up* Don't mess with a mobster. *Burns your body*

*SWAT-like team breaks into the store.*
YOU ARE UNDER ARREST FOR THE MURDER AND ILLEGAL SELLING OF SALMONELLA CONTAMINATED COOKIES!

Leifar wrote:*SWAT-like team breaks into the store.*
YOU ARE UNDER ARREST FOR THE MURDER AND ILLEGAL SELLING OF SALMONELLA CONTAMINATED COOKIES!

Oh, my friend, it wasn't salmonella that they were infected with... *red braids of SIVA begin to wrap around the SWAT team*

Wait, why isn't the Minister of Foreign Affairs on the WFE

Siva wrote:Oh, my friend, it wasn't salmonella that they were infected with... *red braids of SIVA begin to wrap around the SWAT team*

I'll accept your help. For now. *Logs out, peace out, yo*

Siva wrote:Oh, my friend, it wasn't salmonella that they were infected with... *red braids of SIVA begin to wrap around the SWAT team*

*But these things aren't organic.*

*THEY'RE ALL COPIES OF SCP-912.*

Am I the only one who wants clear Coca-Cola?

...

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