*Steals all cookies.*
You have no right to these cookies. They are anomalous. They must be contained.
Your cookies are anomalous. Please look here.
*You forget 24 hours of life.*
Sorry, but we're confiscating your cookies for containing salmonella.
*Something stabs you in the back*
Eight: You okay, father?
Of course I am. *Picks up report and tears it up* Don't mess with a mobster. *Burns your body*
*SWAT-like team breaks into the store.*
YOU ARE UNDER ARREST FOR THE MURDER AND ILLEGAL SELLING OF SALMONELLA CONTAMINATED COOKIES!
Oh, my friend, it wasn't salmonella that they were infected with... *red braids of SIVA begin to wrap around the SWAT team*