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They’re helpful..... Now you’re going to die! Because of the bleach! Destroying your internal organs! You’ll also die, of poisoning. So, you would’ve been waaaaay better off with helpful bacteria in your intestines.
The Solar System Scope, Si-topia, Great vritannia, and Lily pad nation
Oh, thanks.
*slips on the gloves and drinks another bottle of bleach*
The Solar System Scope, Great vritannia, and Lily pad nation
“Helpful bacteria”?! You mean foreign bacteria going into Si’s body, taking up valuable jobs in the Siconomy. Think of the poor homeless red blood cells that could be doing the same job.
The Solar System Scope, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Si-topia, Great vritannia, and 1 otherHanguk-Nippon
And live with a bunch of nasty creatures in my body? No thank you.
*keeps drinking bleach*
The Solar System Scope, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Great vritannia, Hanguk-Nippon, and 1 otherLily pad nation
They help you break down food and return nutrients to your body.....
Also, red blood cells cannot break down any sort of material. So you would be at a disadvantage. Also, that would virtually cause internal bleeding....
I’m only trying to help you......
*Slaps bleach back into the cabinet*
*Is irritated* Listen to me! If you want to die, continue drinking. If you want to live, your chance has passed.
The Solar System Scope, Si-topia, Great vritannia, and Lily pad nation
Well I'm going to die anyway...
*reaches for the bottle*
The Solar System Scope, Great vritannia, and Hanguk-Nippon
*Slams cabinet and burns it down*
NO! Don’t try to facilitate your death!
The Solar System Scope, Si-topia, and Great vritannia
Dang it...
*curls up on the floor*
I guess I'll just wait here for death then.
*waits*
The Solar System Scope and Great vritannia
The bleach fumes, you know—from the burning bleach, will probably kill you quicker than purely drinking the stuff.
So you don’t have to wait long!
*Blows party kazoo, putting a celebratory cone hat on you*
The Solar System Scope, Si-topia, Great vritannia, and Hanguk-Nippon
Shhhh, go away. Let me die in peace on the floor
*curls up and waits for the bleach to burn my insides*
The Solar System Scope, Great vritannia, Hanguk-Nippon, and Lily pad nation
You know what. This is hopeless.
*Floats away*
The Solar System Scope, Quiescent, Si-topia, and Great vritannia
You simply don’t want us to be like you is that it? Quit hogging the afterlife and make a dragon sized hole in your heart for Si.
(That’s how to after life works, right?)
The Solar System Scope, Si-topia, Great vritannia, and Hanguk-Nippon
Guys... I'm seeing a bright light. Is that normal? Is that what TSSS sees every time he dies??
The Solar System Scope, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Great vritannia, Hanguk-Nippon, and 1 otherLily pad nation
I dunno. At this point I think TSP death is just an ill conceived mcguffin. But if you come back as a sparkly, incorporeal, undead, snail owning, LC dragon, then that’d be interesting. Maybe?
The Solar System Scope, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Si-topia, Aumeltopia, and 2 othersGreat vritannia, and Hanguk-Nippon
So you want me to do what? Making a hole in your heart? I’m dead, my heart doesn’t beat anymore.
Yes. But I saw a blue light when I died. Probably because I was underwater.
The Solar System Scope, Si-topia, Great vritannia, and Lily pad nation
You’ve already broken my heart, you don’t need to go further with it.
I’m more asking how death ... is? How’s the after life and can we bring a dragon into it.
The Solar System Scope, Si-topia, Great vritannia, and Hanguk-Nippon
*wakes up*
*sees stab wounds*
*sees Si dying*
Good... morning... 😞
Quiescent, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Si-topia, Aumeltopia, and 3 othersGreat vritannia, Hanguk-Nippon, and Lily pad nation
It’s awesome. You get to float around, and do stuff. But my case is special because I’m a yokai.
She’s dying of bleach poisoning. She apperntly chugged a bottle of it.
The Solar System Scope, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Si-topia, Great vritannia, and 1 otherLily pad nation
My love... I'm sorry you had to see this...
*struggles for breath as the bleach burns holes in my organs*
The Solar System Scope, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Great vritannia, and Hanguk-Nippon
So you’re saying we shouldn’t kill ourselves to gain mystical powers because we aren’t “cool” enough?
Alright, fine. Si stop having massive organ failure, apparent it’s not the “hip” thing to do.
The Solar System Scope, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Si-topia, Aumeltopia, and 2 othersGreat vritannia, and Hanguk-Nippon
Oh Si. It’s fun in the ghost world. Trust me.
Well, unless you somehow come back to life...... *Sighs*
*Dials Gadget Factory*
Hello? Yes. I need it now. What?! 12 years? Unacceptable! I need it now!
*Hangs up*
No. Because you didn’t die in a..... Hmmm....... How do I put this...... Oh! *Phone rings*
The Solar System Scope, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Si-topia, Great vritannia, and 1 otherLily pad nation
...I can't just stop dying.. I'm too far gone..
*gasps*
This is it, the end is near...
The Solar System Scope, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Great vritannia, Hanguk-Nippon, and 1 otherLily pad nation
*is kneeled next to you, crying* 😭
Pencil Sharpeners 2, Si-topia, Great vritannia, and Hanguk-Nippon
*Yells on phone*
You need to get it! I need it! It’s necessary!
The Solar System Scope, Si-topia, Great vritannia, and Lily pad nation
Well not with that attitude anyways.
*akwardly struggles into a cheerleading uniform*
I sincerely believe in your ability to transcend the physical pain and come out—is that blood! Are you puking blood? Gross. Stop.
I’ll answer it! Please, anything to get me away from the dying dragon.
The Solar System Scope, Si-topia, Great vritannia, and Hanguk-Nippon
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