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The Shire RMB

WA Delegate: None.

Founder: The Hidden Treasures of Delano Cave

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Most Nations: 1,385th Most Devout: 1,444th Best Weather: 2,194th
World Factbook Entry

The Shire - Barley is used for brewing beer in the Northfarthing and the warm climate of the southern area is conducive to growing pipe-weed. Much of the rest of the land is devoted to the the cultivation of mushrooms, which, curiously enough, is a Hobbit delicacy.

Embassies: Mordor, Rohan, Helms Deep, Minas Tirith, Land of Orcs and Goblins, Lothlorien, Middle Earth, gondor, Rivendell, and Hobbiton.

Tags: Featured and Medium.

The Shire contains 11 nations, the 1,385th most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Least Corrupt Governments in The Shire

World Census agents tempted government officials with financial and other inducements to bend the rules and recorded how often their proposals were declined.

As a region, The Shire is ranked 7,111th in the world for Least Corrupt Governments.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Holy Nation of KrupdaddyDemocratic Socialists“You are the Rock, and this Rock shall lay the smackdown”
2.The United Kingdom of ZeldylandLiberal Democratic Socialists“Plik plok plak”
3.The Commonwealth of OverbrooklandLiberal Democratic Socialists“Love God and Love thy Neighbor”
4.The Most Serene Republic of RosyAnarchy“1420 (which was also famous for its weddings)”
5.The Farm of Farmer MaggotFree-Market Paradise“Hallo there”
6.The Empire of Yodas YoyosScandinavian Liberal Paradise“Always learning we are”
7.The Republic of Sam And Rosie GamgeeAnarchy“Sam and Rosie Sitting in a Tree”
8.The Allied States of Samwise GardnerScandinavian Liberal Paradise“I canít carry it for you, but I can carry you and it”
9.The Holy Empire of Filthy OrcsesInoffensive Centrist Democracy“And they doesn't taste very nice, does they, precious?”
10.The Hidden Treasures of Delano CaveCapitalizt“Beyond here be dragons”

Regional Happenings


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Devilish orcs

Looking to eat a hobbit. Any hobbit around here?

Only overgrown mushrooms with curly caps and hairy stems.

Devilish orcs

Farmer Maggot wrote:Only overgrown mushrooms with curly caps and hairy stems.

You look tasty.

Extinguishes pipe, stands on one leg.
What? Mushrooms like I have less nutritional value than... than those cabbages over there.

Oh good, the Orcs have left.

We outwitted them with our clever mushrooming tactics.

Though I must say these Devilish orcs seemed rather aimiable.

Devilish orcs


Not so fast!

Iíll eat the two of you.

Poor famished things. How about some taters?

Hello, I'm not going to be super active. I'm mainly here for my nation and not Regions, but if y'all start talking about Tolkiens work here then I'll have to join in lol

Overbrookland wrote:Hello, I'm not going to be super active. I'm mainly here for my nation and not Regions,

Welcome. If you like, share a favourite mushroom recipe.

Overbrookland wrote:but if y'all start talking about Tolkiens work here then I'll have to join in lol

Well.. did you remember that hobbits not only grow pipeweed and brew beer - they also cultivate wine?

Old Rory Brandybuck, in return for much hospitality, got a dozen bottles of Old Winyards: a strong red wine from the Southfarthing, and now quite mature, as it had been laid down by Bilboís father. Rory quite forgave Bilbo, and voted him a capital fellow after the first bottle.

You can also check the regions we have embassies with. Usually they allow embassy posting.

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