by Max Barry

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Founder: The Hidden Treasures of Delano Cave

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Most Nations: 1,678th Most Devout: 1,845th Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2,305th
World Factbook Entry

The Shire - Barley is used for brewing beer in the Northfarthing and the warm climate of the southern area is conducive to growing pipe-weed. Much of the rest of the land is devoted to the the cultivation of mushrooms, which, curiously enough, is a Hobbit delicacy.

Embassies: Mordor, Helms Deep, Rohan, Minas Tirith, Land of Orcs and Goblins, Lothlorien, Middle Earth, gondor, Rivendell, Hobbiton, The Agents of SHIELD, and The Embassy.

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The Shire contains 9 nations, the 1,678th most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Most Rebellious Youth in The Shire

World Census observers counted the number of times their car stereo was stolen from outside fast food stores to determine which nations have relatively high levels of youth-related crime.

As a region, The Shire is ranked 18,788th in the world for Most Rebellious Youth.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Hidden Treasures of Delano CaveCapitalizt“Beyond here be dragons”
2.The Republic of Sam And Rosie GamgeeAnarchy“Sam and Rosie Sitting in a Tree”
3.The Most Serene Republic of RosyAnarchy“1420 (which was also famous for its weddings)”
4.The Taters of Samwise GardnerDemocratic Socialists“I canít carry it for you, but I can carry you and it”
5.The Holy Empire of Filthy OrcsesInoffensive Centrist Democracy“And they doesn't taste very nice, does they, precious?”
6.The Farm of Farmer MaggotInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Hallo there”
7.The Commonwealth of OverbrooklandAuthoritarian Democracy“Second Breakfast”
8.The Mind Controling Dominion of The Puppet MastersCorporate Police State“We Pull Your Strings”
9.The Holy Empire of ArbitriasIron Fist Consumerists“DRACO AETERNUM EICIAM MALUM IN TIBERIM”

Regional Happenings


The Shire Regional Message Board

Well, goodbye to you all. It's been a fine surprise visit, and no mistake. Take care of yourselves on the long road and up in the skies, with the night getting thick. Ah, I was nearly forgetting. Provisions! Mrs. Maggot put this large basket up for everyone, with her compliments.

Goodbye! waddles away

Remember to stop by at the Green Dragon again on your next world tour.

Iím back to find some hobbits to gobble up!

It's the orcs again! Where are the shiriffs? Probably at the pub.

Do orcs drink beer?

Perhaps the freebooter orcs in the misty mountains drink? Those working for Sauron are already having all these discipline problems anyway. Is there anything about it in the books?

New poll: How does your garden grow?

Just call me Samwise the Supreme Gardener of Green Mordor.

Yes yes dear.

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