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The Satellite of Love RMB

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Founder: The Artoonian Empire of Artoonia

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Board Activity History Admin Rank

Most Rebellious Youth: 24th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 27th Highest Crime Rates: 33rd+42
Most Armed: 34th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 56th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 58th Most Avoided: 72nd Largest Soda Pop Sector: 103rd Most Cultured: 103rd Rudest Citizens: 112th Highest Economic Output: 129th Largest Publishing Industry: 134th Highest Disposable Incomes: 154th Largest Mining Sector: 163rd Largest Gambling Industry: 172nd Fattest Citizens: 176th Largest Retail Industry: 181st Largest Agricultural Sector: 219th Most Cheerful Citizens: 274th Highest Average Incomes: 392nd Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 413th Smartest Citizens: 484th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 548th Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 666th Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 696th Most Scientifically Advanced: 716th Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 744th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 772nd Highest Poor Incomes: 785th Largest Information Technology Sector: 891st Nudest: 917th Most Efficient Economies: 918th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 951st Most Influential: 959th Largest Black Market: 969th Most Devout: 1,034th Largest Populations: 1,130th Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1,160th Most Corrupt Governments: 1,623rd Most Stationary: 1,754th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,777th Most Advanced Public Education: 1,889th Most Subsidized Industry: 2,030th Most Developed: 2,215th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,283rd
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Embassies: The Bar on the corner of every region, obeja kmbuti interzone, The Embassy, The Great Universe, and Yarnia.

Tags: Isolationist, Minuscule, and Surreal.

The Satellite of Love contains 3 nations.

Today's World Census Report

The Safest in The Satellite of Love

World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.

As a region, The Satellite of Love is ranked 23,015th in the world for Safest.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Black and White Extravaganza of Frels FreuFather Knows Best State“Twirling Toward Freedom”
2.The OMG it's so humid of Frizzed out HairIron Fist Consumerists“Brown hair, amazing brains, and a plucky smile”
3.The Artoonian Empire of ArtooniaAnarchy“Artuanoj Iras La Domo”

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The Satellite of Love Regional Message Board

Hallo! I am Bottomastan! I always choose the bottom option for every issue I come across! I am a wandering nation and I am starting my adventure here! Exploring what you all have to offer and what kind of friendly community you may be!

So, how are you all doing?

Solarcaine

Bottomastan wrote:Hallo! I am Bottomastan! I always choose the bottom option for every issue I come across! I am a wandering nation and I am starting my adventure here! Exploring what you all have to offer and what kind of friendly community you may be!

So, how are you all doing?

Greetings, Bottomastan! It is always a pleasure to meet a fellow traveler in far flung portions of the Universe. We travel to regions that maintain embassies with our home region. Perhaps our paths will frequently cross!

Bottomastan

Solarcaine wrote:Greetings, Bottomastan! It is always a pleasure to meet a fellow traveler in far flung portions of the Universe. We travel to regions that maintain embassies with our home region. Perhaps our paths will frequently cross!

And perhaps they shall!

*The Zefram Cochrane's AI completes repairs to the ship's chronometer systems, and makes a report*

"Mr. Ambassador, chronometer system repairs are completed from the damage incurred inside The Time Vortex. Ship's date is 8/Nov/2018, but sidereal time calculations show that we have traveled back into the time period of our visit to The Erviadus Galaxy. This is an opportunity to communicate with The an xileel and Achaian Peloponnese to explain that as an Ambassador, you are always in character, so there is no need for inclusion of parentheses in communications, do you wish to send a subspace message?"

Solarcaine thought for a moment, then replied, "No, Zef. I think it would be safer to endure the ignominy of having my communications rudely suppressed in The Erviadus Galaxy rather than changing the history there. Alteration of our time-line might carry forward into our visit to The Time Vortex, and we don't want to take any action which might affect our escape from the Dalek Entrapment. I prefer to focus upon the available diversions here in The Satellite of Love."

"As you wish, Sir."

Bottomastan

Well, I'll be gathering supplies for my wagon today and depart to my second destination... Where ever that may be. I'd like to thank you both for your hospitality, even though the only one who talked is a traveler.

Solarcaine

Bottomastan wrote:Well, I'll be gathering supplies for my wagon today and depart to my second destination... Where ever that may be. I'd like to thank you both for your hospitality, even though the only one who talked is a traveler.

You may encounter that situation in other regions that you visit. Each RMB is unique. Some are very hospitable, while others, such as The Erviadus Galaxy, will actually suppress your posts!

Have fun in your travels!

Bottomastan

Solarcaine wrote:You may encounter that situation in other regions that you visit. Each RMB is unique. Some are very hospitable, while others, such as The Erviadus Galaxy, will actually suppress your posts!

Have fun in your travels!

Well thank you pard'ner, I'll be as careful as I can.

*The FTL Vessel Zefram Cochrane prepares to jump to warp and depart The Satellite of Love*
*Begin subspace transmission*

We have enjoyed our time among the many diversions in The Satellite of Love Region. It was espically enjoyable that we had the opportunity to meet Bottomastan while here, but we must resume our embassy visitation schedule. Our next stop will be The Planet X. Should there any issues after we depart, please contact us through the SECFanatics Embassy. Good-bye.

*End subspace transmission*
*The AI vessel Zefram Cochrane warped away from The Satellite of Loveon 8 November 2018, shipboard time, leaving behind only a Fast Radio Burst signature from the warp engines to show that it had ever existed in normal space-time*

Bottomastan

Solarcaine wrote:*The FTL Vessel Zefram Cochrane prepares to jump to warp and depart The Satellite of Love*
*Begin subspace transmission*

We have enjoyed our time among the many diversions in The Satellite of Love Region. It was espically enjoyable that we had the opportunity to meet Bottomastan while here, but we must resume our embassy visitation schedule. Our next stop will be The Planet X. Should there any issues after we depart, please contact us through the SECFanatics Embassy. Good-bye.

*End subspace transmission*
*The AI vessel Zefram Cochrane warped away from The Satellite of Loveon 8 November 2018, shipboard time, leaving behind only a Fast Radio Burst signature from the warp engines to show that it had ever existed in normal space-time*

Well, until next time traveler.

Well it was nice to sojourn here for a few days, hate to say it, but there isn't much here other than dust and a sleeping giant of a nation. Well, whoever sees this, just head north. That's where I'm going at least, this journey is gonna be a long one.

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