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The Sacred States of Shelly RMB

WA Delegate: None.

Founder: The Sacred State of Shelly

Last WA Update:

Board Activity History Admin Rank

Most Devout: 384th Most Authoritarian: 821st Largest Mining Sector: 837th+13
Most Conservative: 855th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 985th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,018th Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,053rd Most Corrupt Governments: 1,061st Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1,200th Most Avoided: 1,205th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,375th Largest Black Market: 1,671st Most Ignorant Citizens: 1,748th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,786th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,065th Lowest Crime Rates: 2,162nd
World Factbook Entry

The Sacred States of Shelly were created with the most enthusiastic patriotic attitudes.

Leading the revolt against the world Assembly, New Shelly will be our world delegate!

The Nomadic Peoples of Despondent Maidens of Shelly have been declared our Maidens of International Bitchiness, as the least psychotic and authoritarian state in the Sacred States of Shelly, and the most bitchy.

All Hail, Shelly!

Embassies: Fredonia and Realms of Caik.

Tags: Fascist, Minuscule, Monarchist, Password, and Totalitarian.

The Sacred States of Shelly contains 4 nations.

Today's World Census Report

The Most Avoided in The Sacred States of Shelly

Nations ranked highly are considered by many to be the most inhospitable, charmless, and ghastly places to spend a vacation, or, indeed, any time at all.

As a region, The Sacred States of Shelly is ranked 1,205th in the world for Most Avoided.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Sacred State of ShellyIron Fist Consumerists“All Hail Supreme Leader, Cole Shelly!”
2.The Sacred Colony of New ShellyIron Fist Consumerists“All Hail, The Sacred State of Shelly!”
3.The Disputed Territories of Newest Annexation of ShellyPsychotic Dictatorship“All Hail, Supreme Leader Cole Shelly!”
4.The Matriarchy of Despondent Maidens of ShellyCorrupt Dictatorship“In Cole We Trust”

Regional Happenings


The Sacred States of Shelly Regional Message Board

Post by The Ambassadors Reception suppressed by Shelly.


We've made a decision to close embassies with regions tagged as fascist.

Most people associate fascism with the horrors that occurred in the mid-twentieth century. You may have an eloquent argument that refutes this association, or that the brand of fascism you subscribe to is different. Nevertheless, rightly or wrongly, this perception is maintained by the majority, and the tag is seen as a symbol of hate.

By extension, by having embassies with your region, we are seen as endorsing hateful ideology. I'm sure you can understand that this is not the impression that we wish to give the wider world.

We will instruct the closure of our embassy shortly. Should you decide at any point in the future to remove this tag, we will be happy to consider re-opening embassies.

I'd like to thank you for having had an embassy with us.


The Receptionist

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