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The ProcrastiNations RMB

WA Delegate: None.

Founder: The Free Pink Land of Barurot

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Highest Crime Rates: 83rd Most Rebellious Youth: 136th Most Armed: 159th+29
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 215th Largest Black Market: 247th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 274th Most Avoided: 293rd Rudest Citizens: 412th Highest Economic Output: 438th Most Influential: 442nd Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 499th Nudest: 506th Most Subsidized Industry: 614th Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 670th Highest Disposable Incomes: 739th Fattest Citizens: 764th Largest Gambling Industry: 787th Most Corrupt Governments: 823rd Largest Populations: 852nd Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 998th Most Beautiful Environments: 1,022nd Largest Mining Sector: 1,106th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,152nd Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,218th Most Nations: 1,249th Largest Retail Industry: 1,543rd Most Stationary: 1,586th Most Advanced Public Transport: 1,658th Most Ignorant Citizens: 1,660th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1,879th Highest Average Incomes: 1,981st Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,079th
World Factbook Entry

The mind willing but the body is lazy.

Embassies: Groland, Skivx, The Embassy, The Dirt Alliance, Turkic Union, The Bar on the corner of every region, Avadam Inn, The Basement Colonies, and The Dank Meme Alliance.

Tags: Medium and Password.

Regional Power: Moderate

The ProcrastiNations contains 11 nations, the 1,249th most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Largest Gambling Industry in The ProcrastiNations

The World Census tailed known underworld figures in order to determine which nations have the largest gambling industries.

As a region, The ProcrastiNations is ranked 787th in the world for Largest Gambling Industry.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Holy Green Hotspots of Kabayong MalibogAnarchy“Playtime should be all the time.”
2.The Holy Blue Empire of TokwaFather Knows Best State“Anak ng tokwa naman o.”
3.The Incorporated States of CorporatehiveestanIron Fist Consumerists“All work, all the time”
4.The Free Pink Land of BarurotInoffensive Centrist Democracy“We strive to die in orgasmic bliss...”
5.The Most Serene Republic of Rent-a-NationIron Fist Consumerists“This space for rent!”
6.The Republic of JPopInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Each day is a verse in the song of life!”
7.The Jingoistic States of GuanolandiaCivil Rights Lovefest“If it looks, smells & tastes like guano, it's guano!”
8.The Community of Wa Dha Pha Kiu Doo IngIron Fist Consumerists“Wai doo dee shap entomi da mit”
9.The Disputed Territories of Pitiable DwellersCorrupt Dictatorship“Pennies saved are pennies earned.”
10.The Federal Republic of VictimsIron Fist Consumerists“HELP ME!!!!!!!!”

Regional Happenings


The ProcrastiNations Regional Message Board

But 78% of your people die by disappearing :-O

Yay! Ranked 92 in the whole NS world for most beautiful environment! I knew there's a good side to having Lost In Wilderness accounting for 25% of all the deaths in my country!

Hahaha! Nice one!

Hey, what DID happen when you pulled the lever?

You can PM me so we don't spoil it for everyone.

Um... I really can't remember. O.o

Wow! Eisendoria is ranked 563rd in the world for Happiest Citizens!

Congratulations! And go screw yourself! :P

Gee, thanks.

Ahhh, we lost a nation ;.;


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