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Flying chat monkeys wrote:*Sets their coffee on the counter and waves a hand at the condiment to the guest's left*

*Takes the drink and blows on it gently*

Flying chat monkeys wrote: I don't remember a magician, though. Was it a guy in a tux with a top hat? That's the only kind of magician I know and that'd be pretty hard to miss.

Nah. She's wearing a dress and some of those hair.. thingies. She was real eager to find that detective, but I don't know where she's got to now.

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Flying chat monkeys

Harteath wrote:She's wearing a dress and some of those hair.. thingies.

A scrunchie I think they call it. The hair thing, not the dress. But I dunno, the ladies have all kinds of weird stuff these days and who knows what funny things they think of to call them.

Harteath wrote:She was real eager to find that detective, but I don't know where she's got to now.

They went out back a while ago with the investigator and another woman in a flowered dress. Periwinkles I think they were. They pattern on the dress that is. She smelled real good, too; I suppose the scent of periwinkles.

You can go out the back door if you'd like, through the kitchen, or there's an entrance to the alley from the street.

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Flying chat monkeys wrote:

They went out back a while ago with the investigator and another woman in a flowered dress. Periwinkles I think they were. They pattern on the dress that is. She smelled real good, too; I suppose the scent of periwinkles.

Huh. Didn't notice. Guess I haven't gotten close enough to get a whiff

Flying chat monkeys wrote:

You can go out the back door if you'd like, through the kitchen, or there's an entrance to the alley from the street.

*He drinks his coffee quickly and stands, smoothing out the wrinkles in his coat.*

I've learned to be wary of kitchens in my time. Nothing against you, but I think I'll take the regular exit.
Thanks again.

*He leaves a tip before exiting through the front doors and moving towards the alleyway*

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Flying chat monkeys

Harteath wrote:Thanks again.

Anytime.

Pigeon phorge, Rejectionville, and Harteath

Greater-amazonia

*Rushes hurriedly into the coffee shop*

Um, guys...

*flinches after noticing Rejectionville lying unconscious on the floor*

Er, is he even breathing? Because if he isn’t, we might have to start CPR. And if he is, we should at the very least put him in the recovery position...

*continuing with his original sentence*

Anyhow, I saw a detective, a girl in a flowery dress, and some other folks crowded in the alley outside. What’s going on?

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Greater-amazonia wrote:I saw a detective, a girl in a flowery dress, and some other folks crowded in the alley outside. What’s going on?

The tour bus got stolen.

The detective was here to investigate the theft.

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Pigeon phorge

Bitter pants wrote:The detective was here to investigate the theft.

I think they were tracking something else and just happened to come by.

But they promised to let us know if they found anything out.

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*Slaps window causing it to shatter*

Pigeon phorge

Kakazagistan wrote:*Slaps window causing it to shatter*

Why would you do that?

Flying chat monkeys

*Sweeps up the broken glass*

Rotten little kids.

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Pigeon phorge

Richard b uttlantis wrote:*Sweeps up the broken glass*

Rotten little kids.

This is what happens when parents don't discipline their children.

I'll call the glazier.

Flying chat monkeys

Pigeon phorge wrote:Why would you do that?

*flops on the ground like a fish*

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Pigeon phorge

The newsstand wrote:Read all about it!

Sweet!

Glad to see you back.

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Flying chat monkeys

Kakazagistan wrote:*flops on the ground like a fish*

*Throws a net over them and hauls them into the boat*

I told you guys there'd be better fishin' over on this side of the lake.

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Pigeon phorge

Flying chat monkeys wrote:I told you guys there'd be better fishin' over on this side of the lake.

You sure it's within the legal limit? You may have to throw it back.

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The grand puffle republic

Wearing full Highland attire and the MacLane tartan he walks into the front room carrying a cart with the Haggis as a Robert Burns poem is read aloud.

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Pigeon phorge

The grand puffle republic wrote:Wearing full Highland attire and the MacLane tartan he walks into the front room carrying a cart with the Haggis as a Robert Burns poem is read aloud.

Welcome back, boss. How was your trip?

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Hello
Just visiting, if you don't mind. Exploring the world.

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Pigeon phorge

Karamuru wrote:Hello
Just visiting, if you don't mind. Exploring the world.

Would you like to have something to eat while you're out adventuring?

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The grand puffle republic

Pigeon phorge wrote:Welcome back, boss. How was your trip?

Quite nice, thank you.

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Pigeon phorge

The grand puffle republic wrote:Quite nice, thank you.

I hope that you came back with ideas for some new fare for the cafe, something interesting you discovered in your travels.

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Greater-amazonia

*walking slowly into the coffee shop*

Hello there my friends! How’ve you all been doing lately?

I’d like a nice cappuccino to wake me up, if that’s alright with you.

Karamuru wrote:Hello
Just visiting, if you don't mind. Exploring the world.

Olá amigo, como você está? Você fala português?

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Greater-amazonia wrote:*walking slowly into the coffee shop*

Hello there my friends! How’ve you all been doing lately?

I’d like a nice cappuccino to wake me up, if that’s alright with you.

Olá amigo, como você está? Você fala português?

Sim, falo.
Viva ! Tudo bem ?

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Pigeon phorge wrote:Would you like to have something to eat while you're out adventuring?

Yes, please. I'll have what the locals have.
When in Rome do as Romans do...

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