*Pours himself a coffee from the bartop ready-pot and adjusts his stool to take in the full scene unfolding outside the store window.*
"Wops versus Micks for protection money, eh?
All we need now are the Spics and some Brothers and it'll be like a bad Broadway musical. I heard 'Hamilton' sucked, Phorge. Phorge?"
The Grand Puffle Republic, That shady guy, and Irish mobsters
We're playing 🍒🍓🍋🍍SLOTS🍈🍐🍇🍑!
Our slot machine has 3 wheels, each with red (🍉🍒🍓), yellow (🍋🍌🍍), green(🍈🍏🍐) & purple (🍇🍑🍆) symbols. Stake is 10 chips. 3 fruits the same colour wins 30 chips. All 3 fruits different colours wins 10 chips. The 1st wheel stops on 🍆. There's a 50% chance that pulling the lever stops the 2nd wheel exactly where you want it. The 3rd wheel will stop automatically. Where do you try to stop the 2nd wheel?
oceanic military chilling out in chicago - makes sense... can we try to keep it realistic?