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Roma astra wrote:

WAIT! I think I've got it:
The Protogent Scoop
(Protogent is a scam antivirus renowned for its cringe commercials and Antivirus RAP)

Don't believe me? Here's the Protogent Rap in all it's glory:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIp06sdFHLM

They stole Super Why, though.

Roma astra wrote:

WAIT! I think I've got it:
The Protogent Scoop
(Protogent is a scam antivirus renowned for its cringe commercials and Antivirus RAP)

Don't believe me? Here's the Protogent Rap in all it's glory:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIp06sdFHLM

Stringent Informatory Acquisitionists

Honourbound wrote:

Stringent Informatory Acquisitionists

Hmm... good name but not funny. We're looking for ironic names here. Think The Onion with elements borrowed from National Lampoon and Monty Python's Flying Circus

Empire of Beldemark wrote:

Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh, stupid hot pizza rolls!

Rip. Also welcome back, amigo! You're just in time for the best discussion ever! We're putting together an international troll newsletter like The Onion, but we're having difficulty coming up with a name. Care to join us?

When your Genshin Impact friend prays for the success of your gacha rolls and you get the 2 characters you are aiming for:

https://media.tenor.com/images/a78c5f122ec521b4569bc15763e96a58/tenor.gif

Roma astra wrote:

Hmm... good name but not funny. We're looking for ironic names here. Think The Onion with elements borrowed from National Lampoon and Monty Python's Flying Circus

1.Stringent Bumfluff Acquisitionists.
2. The Poorest.

Mestovakia wrote:

When your Genshin Impact friend prays for the success of your gacha rolls and you get the 2 characters you are aiming for:

https://media.tenor.com/images/a78c5f122ec521b4569bc15763e96a58/tenor.gif

Nice klee gif.

Also, that was me!

To everybody on the RMB, I did demonic screeching as a good luck ritual

Mestovakia wrote:

When your Genshin Impact friend prays for the success of your gacha rolls and you get the 2 characters you are aiming for:

https://media.tenor.com/images/a78c5f122ec521b4569bc15763e96a58/tenor.gif

Oi, Mesto! We're making an international troll newsletter like The Onion, but we can't come up with a name. Would you care to join us?

Roma astra wrote:

Hmm... good name but not funny. We're looking for ironic names here. Think The Onion with elements borrowed from National Lampoon and Monty Python's Flying Circus

The.. National lampoonic flying circus of an onion?

Rockemsockem wrote:

The.. National lampoonic flying circus of an onion?

Too long and obviously a joke, but a good shot nonetheless :)

Mestovakia wrote:

I have a suggestion, but it's a shot across the bows of a news group I don't like.

As long as it sounds boring and generic, it's good. I think our best bet here is just to make a newsletter that sounds real but actually is just a joke.

True Europa State wrote:

Update on the eye situation:

Dunking my open eye into water did not help, the black thing stays. I did a bit of research, and eye floaters aren't directly dangerous, however, as quoted from google "may be considered dangerous if they are caused by a serious underlying retinal condition", and I don't believe that I have a serious underlying retinal condition

I've several eye-floaters. They're harmless enough.

Jar Wattinree wrote:

I've several eye-floaters. They're harmless enough.

Oh cool, thanks for telling me. Good to know that they're harmless

Roma astra wrote:

This is a good one.

Alright, so here's what I figure we should do: make a list of the top 10 names and pick from there.

Alright, cool