The PacificBoard

Kathol rift wrote:

Yeah, but it's a lot more likely down here, and I don't want Cohuila getting heat exhaustion, heatstroke, or even a bad case of dehydration. Doctor Kathol says no.

I was staying hydrated, mind you. Full breakfast, lunch break, jug of water.

Kathol rift wrote:

Excellent. I was going to recommend you did just that. Lots of water and regular breaks in the shade. And sunscreen. Plenty of sunscreen.

Do you ever use bandannas when working out or doing labor? I find they're rather useful for keeping hair and sweat out of my eyes.

Arthralonia wrote:

The federal delegation members exchange a few unsure looks between each other upon noticing the rather tense atmosphere, especially the security members, but they don't do anything.
"Well, what we meant by permanent communications line was either a telephone line, or any other reliable communication method, so our leaders or ministers may speak in case of emergencies, but, if the conditions do not allow for such a thing, we shall proceed without one. We agree with the conditions and we will ratify them as soon as possible. As a sign of good will, our Ministry of International Harmony is available to dispatch aid workers and investment funds for your nation's needs. These come at no cost for your nation, and do not bind you to any obligations. We'd like to know how we can be of help."

"The only way to build a line would be to go through water or hostile territory to us. The challenge would be infiesable, unless you would fund the line yourself across the water. Any foreign aid would have to be incognito. We do not want our people knowing that our nation requires aid to rebuild. Thus if any aid is to be given the Imperial Government will collect it directly at ports. With all that said I suppose most negotiations are done. If you are ready to accept a foreign diplomat now I will assign this man who has been following me around to be the diplomat to your country. Otherwise we shall allow you to return home. Thank you gentlemen for your time."

She does a strange hand sign with unknown meaning while smiling.

Kathol rift wrote:

Following new legislation in Kathol Rift, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field.

Foreign Marine Biologist: "We found this new type of shrimp in your waters! It has a really unique behavioral pattern and biological struc-"
Kathol: "Is it edible?"
Foreign Marine Biologist: "Uh, I think so? I've been more focused on studying its habitat and-"
Kathol: *already tossing it into the stew*

Waiting for it to be discovered is pointless. If its edible and spotted we feed it to the poor and call it welfare. However, that is perhaps while some call our welfare systems outrageous.

The Municipalities of Antarctica wrote:

...looking at the weather incoming for the next few weeks, I might wanna start doing my walks at 5 instead of 7... it's gonna start getting too hot.

I've been sitting at my computer all day sipping iced water, and I'm still burning.

Just that good ol ye dixie heat.

Cohuila Y Tejas wrote:

That's inhumanly early in the morning. Why?

Because I only have black clothes in my closet and I don't wish to get heatstroke.
...so I'm going to have to get up at 4 in the morning to avoid that.

Kathol rift wrote:

YOU THINK THAT'S HOT? BECAUSE compared to what you're used to, it is. Always be careful around temperatures outside your comfort range. Make sure you're drinking plenty of water, and starting earlier to get out of the sun just like you said.

Exactly.
...31 degrees Celsius is not Canadian weather.

Sosnovk wrote:

No convention=No one stopping me from poisoning the water supply for civilians

Ah ah ah. There may be no conventions... but I'll happily flatten your government if you do that.

Angelica dominica wrote:

"The only way to build a line would be to go through water or hostile territory to us. The challenge would be infiesable, unless you would fund the line yourself across the water. Any foreign aid would have to be incognito. We do not want our people knowing that our nation requires aid to rebuild. Thus if any aid is to be given the Imperial Government will collect it directly at ports. With all that said I suppose most negotiations are done. If you are ready to accept a foreign diplomat now I will assign this man who has been following me around to be the diplomat to your country. Otherwise we shall allow you to return home. Thank you gentlemen for your time."

She does a strange hand sign with unknown meaning while smiling.

"Very well. We'll fund the communications line ourselves. It will be through our satellites. We'll give you a special phone. And as far as the aid and funds go, we'll give them incognito. Our ships will fly with a naval jack of your preference while in your waters. Well, with that being said, we'll take our leave then. We'll exchange diplomats once the embassies are constructed. Good luck!"
They sign the papers, and after everything is done, the delegation leaves to head back home.

The Municipalities of Antarctica wrote:

Ah, good news. Rain will hit about 4 days down the line for 3 days consistently. That's good. Moisture is good. I might be okay then.

My home was battered by a lighting storm as soon as I left for vacation

The Municipalities of Antarctica wrote:

Ah ah ah. There may be no conventions... but I'll happily flatten your government if you do that.

Dammit! You have stopped me this time Antartica, but next time will be very easy won't be so easy!

Proxima centauri a colony wrote:

Is that a copy of the quote Germany said about the US

Otto von bismark, to be exact

I gave lgbt people protection in housing, service, and jobs but in order to do that I had to agree with the equivalent of Nationstates Ellen Degeneres in the issue. I’m proud to have made my citizens lives better but I feel so ashamed at the same time