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Rockemsockem wrote:exactly, i could probably use this time to come up with weapons placements though..*attempts to use the " 'but i said you owned it' in a vague way" reasoning as a defense*

Roll d20 for charisma.

*rolls d20*

It's a minus 1. Your RNG is horrible.

Wubdich wrote:Roll d20 for charisma.

*rolls d20*

It's a minus 1. Your RNG is horrible.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Norwany wrote:That doesn't make sense tho. Capitalism isn't a planned economy, while socialism is...

I know, but I mean an idea with SA and capitalism to balance it out. Not necessarily an AI planned economy

Xoriet wrote:*looks at the RMB*

*sees “A Biggining”*

*cries*

*looks at the RMB*

*sees Xoriet*

*gibs link*

The Protectorates and annexed territories of Jar Wattinree


Introduction & Purpose

The protectorates and annexed territories of Jar Wattinree came about after the aforementioned nation decided that, in order to grow and become absolutely massive (and an NS-powerhouse), it needed to acquire other nations and take their resources to fuel its ever ambitions plans for empire. Soon, they became so numerous that a new system of classification was needed. Thus came about this unnessessary list.


Structural Hierarchy

Having a proper structure helps nations get due respect for their contributions, and reduces discontent and rivalry among otherwise friendly nations. This is the purpose of having ranks in this new and unnecessary setup.

Ranks :

Cannon fodder

Cannon fodder's sole purpose is to be used in battling the enemies of their overlord. They're expected to die, honorably, but won't be remembered.

Annexed

The rank given to new members. In the words of some famous dude, having membership in this unnessary setup isn't a privilege, but a right of every nation. Annexation symbolizes that a nation has committed to improving their parent's state and promoting the eventual annexation of the world. Since this is the Hierarchy's main objective, such a commitment is assumed from all members. Annexations can rank up.

Strip-mine

Effective contributors, who dedicatedly uphold principles of the Hierarchy and set an example for others, are given this rank. Strip-mines have the ability of tithing 100% of their resources to their benevolent overlord. Moreover, complaints lodged by strip-mines are given priority over the annexed, which is mostly ignored. Strip-mines can rank up.

Clown

Clowns have no rank. They're just there, existing for amusement. Same goes for Other, because we've yet to figure out where they go.

Protectorates

Protectorates are not a rank but rather like a permanent post, responsible for laughing at the Hierarchy. They cannot achieve ranks and their contributions are not to be appreciated but expected. Vacation resorts are treated the same as protectorates.


Benefits
(for protectorates/vacation resorts only)

Name

Description

Shared currency

All protectorates have a shared currency that has greater value than their own, naturally.

Shared internet

All protectorates have a shared internet browser, connection, infrastructure. Normally, this means consumption of cat-memes will skyrocket.

Central bank

Based in the overlord's territory, naturally.

Armed forces

Mostly the overlord's; occasionally meat shields and cannon fodder will be selected from the strip-mines.


Current Members

Protectorates

Nation

Status

Sub-status

Greater alie

Protectorate

None

Valkyrax

Protectorate

None

Thesilia

Protectorate

None

Moialia

Protectorate

None

The Stralian Polis Union of Monsierron

Protectorate

None

Ctuthlixutli

Protectorate

None

Galathriel

Protectorate

None

The Monster-Guided Empire of The Last Stars

Protectorate

None

Eldarin

Protectorate

None

The Grand Duchy of Albaviedo

Protectorate

None

Vacation resorts

Nation

Status

Sub-status

The Prinzessin der Ozelote of Xoriet

Annexed

Vacation resort

The Hoppy of Praeceps

Annexed

Vacation resort

The Grande Dame of Auphelia

Annexed

Vacation resort

The Great Grabsy of Bunnies

Annexed

Vacation resort

Beautiful paradise

Annexed

Vacation resort

Aleisyr

Annexed

Vacation resort

The Empire of Adaeorrosia

Annexed

Vacation resort

The Floofy Foxes of The Solar System Scope

Annexed

Vacation resort

San secatiera

Annexed

Vacation resort

The Golden Endless Dominion of Nullity

Annexed

Vacation resort

The Holy and Serene Sanctuary of The Holy Principality of Saint Mark

Annexed

Vacation resort

The Federal Republic of Yahlia

Annexed

Vacation resort

Other

Strip-mines

Nation

Status

Sub-status

The Baby of Doom of Varanius

Annexed

Strip-mine

Sir warren

Annexed

Strip-mine

The Corporations Republic of Cartalma

Annexed

Strip-mine

The Eco-Socialist Nordic Kingdom of Freedomanica

Annexed

Strip-mine

The Australian kingdom of Cadruania

Annexed

Strip-mine

The Slytherdor Vibes of Cormactopia Prime

Annexed

Strip-mine

The Moon Mist of Unibot III

Annexed

Strip-mine

Cthulhu cult 1

Annexed

Strip-mine

Cthulhu cult 2

Annexed

Strip-mine

Cthulhu cult 3

Annexed

Strip-mine

The Well-used Flamethrower of Laws and Bylaws

Annexed

Strip-mine

Third imperial union

Annexed

Strip-mine

The Lord help me through 2020 of Rwekazaland

Annexed

Strip-mine

The Starclanic Democracy of Third 3rd Skyclan republic

Annexed

Strip-mine

Chettishatisendelee

Annexed

Strip-mine

The Self-Administrative City of Tinhampton

Annexed

Strip-mine

The I'm actually orättvis of Fradrildrun

Annexed

Strip-mine

The Tired Nation of Syberis

Annexed

Strip-mine

The Queen Of the Waltz of Feu de Glace

Annexed

Strip-mine

The Disputed Territories of Territorio di Nessuno

Annexed

Strip-mine

The Royaume du Laos of Val Verde-

Annexed

Strip-mine

The Great Kingdom of Brandhelm

Annexed

Strip-mine

The Prussian Colony of Republic of Vareshia

Annexed

Strip-mine

Katrzynijathol rift

Annexed

Strip-mine

The Lucky of The Austro Germanic Union

Annexed

Strip-mine

The Pacifist Hamsters of The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg

Annexed

Strip-mine

The state of authoritarian authority

Annexed

Strip-mine

Enclave america reconstruction authority

Annexed

Strip-mine

Naribobastan

Annexed

Strip-mine

The Victorious Dictator of Nationalist Gold Union

Annexed

Strip-mine

The Classification of Baconbacon123

Annexed

Strip-mine

The Block Party Man of Galiantus III

Annexed

Strip-mine

The Floridaman of Zoran

Annexed

Strip-mine

The Western Card Czar of Giovanniland

Annexed

Strip-mine

Kiyohidaka

Annexed

Strip-mine

The Republic of Dillenhausen

Annexed

Strip-mine

The Cenușă Lup de Culoare of Anerastreia

Annexed

Strip-mine

The Kingdom of Noisoro

Annexed

Strip-mine

Cermiersia

Annexed

Strip-mine

Neo-pacific

Annexed

Strip-mine

The Kingdom of Daeltheria

Annexed

Strip-mine

The Nomadic Peoples of Ancapimania

Annexed

Strip-mine

The furry and co

Annexed

Strip-mine

The rebel attack battalion

Annexed

Strip-mine

Uwu nations

Annexed

Strip-mine

The Technocratic Vanguard of Nouvelle-Floride

Annexed

Strip-mine

The Zombie Pretitle of this Card of Minskiev

Annexed

Strip-mine

The Free Land of Utopian States of America

Annexed

Strip-mine

The Borderlands of Borg Space

Annexed

Strip-mine

The Unrecognized state of Kanta Hame

Annexed

Strip-mine

The Pacifist Kingdom of Katuda

Annexed

Strip-mine

The Sovereignty of Parxland

Annexed

Strip-mine

The Queendom of Charas world

Annexed

Strip-mine

The Democratic Republic of Loigs

Annexed

Strip-mine

The Allied States of Goundirk

Annexed

Strip-mine

The Republic of Nyarlethotep Ftagn

Annexed

Strip-mine

The Democratic States of The kingdom of willistania

Annexed

Strip-mine

The Democratic States of Kryburgnujnoua

Annexed

Strip-mine

The Empire of Sicilian Imperial-Capitalist Empire

Annexed

Strip-mine

The Tyranny of Aivintis

Annexed

Strip-mine

The Republic of Zeefeld

Annexed

Soda dispenser

Clowns

Cannon fodder

Nation

Status

Sub-status

The Dichromatic Mechanism of August

Annexed

Cannon fodder

Read dispatch

*runs away*

Wubdich wrote:Much like alligators that continue to grow as long as they can find food. They grow and techincally live forever.

But wait.
Does that mean, every NS nation is a cousin of Rep?
:DetectiveNoodle:

That does make you wonder just how old some of the massive crocodiles and such are. Some of them might have seen entire centuries roll over.

Jar Wattinree wrote:*looks at the RMB*

*sees Xoriet*

*gibs link*

The Protectorates and annexed territories of Jar Wattinree


Introduction & Purpose

The protectorates and annexed territories of Jar Wattinree came about after the aforementioned nation decided that, in order to grow and become absolutely massive (and an NS-powerhouse), it needed to acquire other nations and take their resources to fuel its ever ambitions plans for empire. Soon, they became so numerous that a new system of classification was needed. Thus came about this unnessessary list.


Structural Hierarchy

Having a proper structure helps nations get due respect for their contributions, and reduces discontent and rivalry among otherwise friendly nations. This is the purpose of having ranks in this new and unnecessary setup.

Ranks :

Cannon fodder

Cannon fodder's sole purpose is to be used in battling the enemies of their overlord. They're expected to die, honorably, but won't be remembered.

Annexed

The rank given to new members. In the words of some famous dude, having membership in this unnessary setup isn't a privilege, but a right of every nation. Annexation symbolizes that a nation has committed to improving their parent's state and promoting the eventual annexation of the world. Since this is the Hierarchy's main objective, such a commitment is assumed from all members. Annexations can rank up.

Strip-mine

Effective contributors, who dedicatedly uphold principles of the Hierarchy and set an example for others, are given this rank. Strip-mines have the ability of tithing 100% of their resources to their benevolent overlord. Moreover, complaints lodged by strip-mines are given priority over the annexed, which is mostly ignored. Strip-mines can rank up.

Clown

Clowns have no rank. They're just there, existing for amusement. Same goes for Other, because we've yet to figure out where they go.

Protectorates

Protectorates are not a rank but rather like a permanent post, responsible for laughing at the Hierarchy. They cannot achieve ranks and their contributions are not to be appreciated but expected. Vacation resorts are treated the same as protectorates.


Benefits
(for protectorates/vacation resorts only)

Name

Description

Shared currency

All protectorates have a shared currency that has greater value than their own, naturally.

Shared internet

All protectorates have a shared internet browser, connection, infrastructure. Normally, this means consumption of cat-memes will skyrocket.

Central bank

Based in the overlord's territory, naturally.

Armed forces

Mostly the overlord's; occasionally meat shields and cannon fodder will be selected from the strip-mines.


Current Members

Protectorates

Nation

Status

Sub-status

Greater alie

Protectorate

None

Valkyrax

Protectorate

None

Thesilia

Protectorate

None

Moialia

Protectorate

None

The Stralian Polis Union of Monsierron

Protectorate

None

Ctuthlixutli

Protectorate

None

Galathriel

Protectorate

None

The Monster-Guided Empire of The Last Stars

Protectorate

None

Eldarin

Protectorate

None

The Grand Duchy of Albaviedo

Protectorate

None

Vacation resorts

Nation

Status

Sub-status

The Prinzessin der Ozelote of Xoriet

Annexed

Vacation resort

The Hoppy of Praeceps

Annexed

Vacation resort

The Grande Dame of Auphelia

Annexed

Vacation resort

The Great Grabsy of Bunnies

Annexed

Vacation resort

Beautiful paradise

Annexed

Vacation resort

Aleisyr

Annexed

Vacation resort

The Empire of Adaeorrosia

Annexed

Vacation resort

The Floofy Foxes of The Solar System Scope

Annexed

Vacation resort

San secatiera

Annexed

Vacation resort

The Golden Endless Dominion of Nullity

Annexed

Vacation resort

The Holy and Serene Sanctuary of The Holy Principality of Saint Mark

Annexed

Vacation resort

The Federal Republic of Yahlia

Annexed

Vacation resort

Other

Strip-mines

Nation

Status

Sub-status

The Baby of Doom of Varanius

Annexed

Strip-mine

Sir warren

Annexed

Strip-mine

The Corporations Republic of Cartalma

Annexed

Strip-mine

The Eco-Socialist Nordic Kingdom of Freedomanica

Annexed

Strip-mine

The Australian kingdom of Cadruania

Annexed

Strip-mine

The Slytherdor Vibes of Cormactopia Prime

Annexed

Strip-mine

The Moon Mist of Unibot III

Annexed

Strip-mine

Cthulhu cult 1

Annexed

Strip-mine

Cthulhu cult 2

Annexed

Strip-mine

Cthulhu cult 3

Annexed

Strip-mine

The Well-used Flamethrower of Laws and Bylaws

Annexed

Strip-mine

Third imperial union

Annexed

Strip-mine

The Lord help me through 2020 of Rwekazaland

Annexed

Strip-mine

The Starclanic Democracy of Third 3rd Skyclan republic

Annexed

Strip-mine

Chettishatisendelee

Annexed

Strip-mine

The Self-Administrative City of Tinhampton

Annexed

Strip-mine

The I'm actually orättvis of Fradrildrun

Annexed

Strip-mine

The Tired Nation of Syberis

Annexed

Strip-mine

The Queen Of the Waltz of Feu de Glace

Annexed

Strip-mine

The Disputed Territories of Territorio di Nessuno

Annexed

Strip-mine

The Royaume du Laos of Val Verde-

Annexed

Strip-mine

The Great Kingdom of Brandhelm

Annexed

Strip-mine

The Prussian Colony of Republic of Vareshia

Annexed

Strip-mine

Katrzynijathol rift

Annexed

Strip-mine

The Lucky of The Austro Germanic Union

Annexed

Strip-mine

The Pacifist Hamsters of The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg

Annexed

Strip-mine

The state of authoritarian authority

Annexed

Strip-mine

Enclave america reconstruction authority

Annexed

Strip-mine

Naribobastan

Annexed

Strip-mine

The Victorious Dictator of Nationalist Gold Union

Annexed

Strip-mine

The Classification of Baconbacon123

Annexed

Strip-mine

The Block Party Man of Galiantus III

Annexed

Strip-mine

The Floridaman of Zoran

Annexed

Strip-mine

The Western Card Czar of Giovanniland

Annexed

Strip-mine

Kiyohidaka

Annexed

Strip-mine

The Republic of Dillenhausen

Annexed

Strip-mine

The Cenușă Lup de Culoare of Anerastreia

Annexed

Strip-mine

The Kingdom of Noisoro

Annexed

Strip-mine

Cermiersia

Annexed

Strip-mine

Neo-pacific

Annexed

Strip-mine

The Kingdom of Daeltheria

Annexed

Strip-mine

The Nomadic Peoples of Ancapimania

Annexed

Strip-mine

The furry and co

Annexed

Strip-mine

The rebel attack battalion

Annexed

Strip-mine

Uwu nations

Annexed

Strip-mine

The Technocratic Vanguard of Nouvelle-Floride

Annexed

Strip-mine

The Zombie Pretitle of this Card of Minskiev

Annexed

Strip-mine

The Free Land of Utopian States of America

Annexed

Strip-mine

The Borderlands of Borg Space

Annexed

Strip-mine

The Unrecognized state of Kanta Hame

Annexed

Strip-mine

The Pacifist Kingdom of Katuda

Annexed

Strip-mine

The Sovereignty of Parxland

Annexed

Strip-mine

The Queendom of Charas world

Annexed

Strip-mine

The Democratic Republic of Loigs

Annexed

Strip-mine

The Allied States of Goundirk

Annexed

Strip-mine

The Republic of Nyarlethotep Ftagn

Annexed

Strip-mine

The Democratic States of The kingdom of willistania

Annexed

Strip-mine

The Democratic States of Kryburgnujnoua

Annexed

Strip-mine

The Empire of Sicilian Imperial-Capitalist Empire

Annexed

Strip-mine

The Tyranny of Aivintis

Annexed

Strip-mine

The Republic of Zeefeld

Annexed

Soda dispenser

Clowns

Cannon fodder

Nation

Status

Sub-status

The Dichromatic Mechanism of August

Annexed

Cannon fodder

Read dispatch

*runs away*

*BARGES IN*

YOU NEVER TOLD ME ABOUT THE CLOWN RANK.
Why am I NOT a CLOWN?
I can't believe I'm not even a Clown rank when sometimes I do be acting like the entire circus!

Kathol Rift wrote:That does make you wonder just how old some of the massive crocodiles and such are. Some of them might have seen entire centuries roll over.

imagine what's hiding at the depths of lakes and the oceans

The First German Order wrote:imagine what's hiding at the depths of lakes and the oceans

There’s one crocodile in a zoo, I don’t know which, that was there for more than 30 years and grew only about four feet in that time. Considering that there’s crocodiles as big as 19 feet and more, there definitely could be ones that have seen centuries.

Kathol Rift wrote:There’s one crocodile in a zoo, I don’t know which, that was there for more than 30 years and grew only about four feet in that time. Considering that there’s crocodiles as big as 19 feet and more, there definitely could be ones that have seen centuries.

imagine how big a croc could get if allowed to go on its own for basically ever.

The Last Stars wrote:*BARGES IN*

YOU NEVER TOLD ME ABOUT THE CLOWN RANK.
Why am I NOT a CLOWN?
I can't believe I'm not even a Clown rank when sometimes I do be acting like the entire circus!

Yer a good boi.

The First German Order wrote:imagine how big a croc could get if allowed to go on its own for basically ever.

There’s one that’s believed to still be alive that’s believed to be more than 18 feet long and over 100 years old, that’s quite a famous man eater. Crocodiles, as a general rule, eat people much more regularly than just about any other animal though.

Jar Wattinree wrote:Yer a good boi.

you should've said "ugh, fine. i guess you are my little circus. c'mere."

Jar Wattinree wrote:Yer a good boi.

sIOBS

The First German Order wrote:you should've said "ugh, fine. i guess you are my little circus. c'mere."

here tfgo...
[hands you my clown makeup kit]
i think you need this more than i do for that one--

Nublark wrote:Official Nublarkian Broadcast

The broadcast starts up with the Nublarkian flag and national anthem across the screen. The introduction finishes and it cuts to John Talon and the other Archons walking onto a stage with a podium in the center. It is a beautiful mountain day with an awe inspiring snow covered mountain in the background.
First to walk up to the podium is Sterling Randon, one of the candidates in the recently canceled Nublarkian election, it was canceled due to a government shutdown that the public is not aware of the reasons for. His low booming voice echoes in the small town they are in, “Your Premier Aarchon, John Talon has come to send a message to all of the public and fellow nation leaders.
Sterling returns to his seat adjacent to The Premier Archon as John stands up to address the public. “Good morning or evening, whichever it is for you. I would just like to start by saying that the way my colleague said it made it very foreboding, and I want to inform you that it is not, it is quite simply, the opposite of that.” John clears his throat as he is about to get onto the main part of the broadcast. “Nublark Has been an isolationist nation for a long time, always tending to use local materials rather than trade with other nations. I say that it is time for that to stop, I can say nothing to sway people away from buying locally, but trade will be opened up to anyone who is not an aggressor in conflict and who wants trade.”
John falters for a moment as if preparing to say something very painful, “I know that everyone has been wondering about the election and government shutdown, and I am sorry to inform you that your government has not been fully truthful to all of you.” Sterling glares as he does not think the public should know about all of the government affairs, but John thinks differently. John starts again, “The election was cancelled due to us, the government, shutting down. And that was caused, erh, beca-” Before John can finish his statement of government transparency, Sterling jumps out of his chair and shoots John with a pistol he had been concealing in his coat. The guards on either side of the stage try to restrain him but he has already jumped off of the stage and run to a waiting hovercraft. John stumbles from the podium and collapses onto the ground.
Then the broadcast cuts out.
Thank you.

Well this did not get very much of a reaction, I guess I need to improve.

The Last Stars wrote:sIOBS

here tfgo...
[hands you my clown makeup kit]
i think you need this more than i do for that one--

...
[applies clown make up]
i am now clown torres. i will spread SALVATION in the form of taking ONE MILLION LIVES.

Arcti Chan seems to have a natural tendency to raise corruption, as opposed to the MoA's tendency to lessen it's own.

Overdosed crackheads is ranked 144,622nd in the world and 3,915th in the Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring zero on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Jar Wattinree wrote:Haven and Sanctuary, the government of Jar Wattinree is considering membership in the International Socialist Confederation.

Full member or candidate?

Nublark wrote:Well this did not get very much of a reaction, I guess I need to improve.

Should I mention some people who might want to see this?

Haven and Sanctuary wrote:Full member or candidate?

Candidate will be fine, just to make sure the other members get used to my presence, normal procedure.

Hmm, have I missed anything?

If you have been wondering where I´ve been, I was cooking.

Wubdich wrote:Roll d20 for charisma.

*rolls d20*

It's a minus 1. Your RNG is horrible.

Pokemon rng and bad luck are double negitives so i got this one in the bag

Bulbasaur reichpact wrote:Pokemon rng and bad luck are double negitives so i got this one in the bag

*rolls d20*

It's a 1.

Jar Wattinree wrote:Candidate will be fine, just to make sure the other members get used to my presence, normal procedure.

Oh thank god.

Haven and Sanctuary wrote:Oh thank god.

...why does that sound like you avoided a bullet?

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