The Pacific Board
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Roll d20 for charisma.
*rolls d20*
It's a minus 1. Your RNG is horrible.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I know, but I mean an idea with SA and capitalism to balance it out. Not necessarily an AI planned economy
*looks at the RMB*
*sees Xoriet*
*gibs link*
Having a proper structure helps nations get due respect for their contributions, and reduces discontent and rivalry among otherwise friendly nations. This is the purpose of having ranks in this new and unnecessary setup.
Ranks :
Cannon fodder's sole purpose is to be used in battling the enemies of their overlord. They're expected to die, honorably, but won't be remembered.
The rank given to new members. In the words of some famous dude, having membership in this unnessary setup isn't a privilege, but a right of every nation. Annexation symbolizes that a nation has committed to improving their parent's state and promoting the eventual annexation of the world. Since this is the Hierarchy's main objective, such a commitment is assumed from all members. Annexations can rank up.
Effective contributors, who dedicatedly uphold principles of the Hierarchy and set an example for others, are given this rank. Strip-mines have the ability of tithing 100% of their resources to their benevolent overlord. Moreover, complaints lodged by strip-mines are given priority over the annexed, which is mostly ignored. Strip-mines can rank up.
Clowns have no rank. They're just there, existing for amusement. Same goes for Other, because we've yet to figure out where they go.
Protectorates are not a rank but rather like a permanent post, responsible for laughing at the Hierarchy. They cannot achieve ranks and their contributions are not to be appreciated but expected. Vacation resorts are treated the same as protectorates.
(for protectorates/vacation resorts only)
Name |
Description |
Shared currency |
All protectorates have a shared currency that has greater value than their own, naturally. |
Shared internet |
All protectorates have a shared internet browser, connection, infrastructure. Normally, this means consumption of cat-memes will skyrocket. |
Central bank |
Based in the overlord's territory, naturally. |
Armed forces |
Mostly the overlord's; occasionally meat shields and cannon fodder will be selected from the strip-mines. |
Nation | Status | Sub-status |
Protectorate | None | |
Protectorate | None | |
Protectorate | None | |
Protectorate | None | |
Protectorate | None | |
Protectorate | None | |
Protectorate | None | |
Protectorate | None | |
Protectorate | None | |
Protectorate | None |
Nation | Status | Sub-status |
Annexed | Vacation resort | |
Annexed | Vacation resort | |
Annexed | Vacation resort | |
Annexed | Vacation resort | |
Annexed | Vacation resort | |
Annexed | Vacation resort | |
Annexed | Vacation resort | |
Annexed | Vacation resort | |
Annexed | Vacation resort | |
Annexed | Vacation resort | |
The Holy and Serene Sanctuary of The Holy Principality of Saint Mark | Annexed | Vacation resort |
Annexed | Vacation resort |
Nation | Status | Sub-status |
Annexed | Other | |
Annexed | Other | |
Annexed | Other | |
Annexed | Other | |
Annexed | Other | |
Annexed | Other | |
Annexed | Other | |
Annexed | Annexed |
Nation | Status | Sub-status |
Annexed | Strip-mine | |
Annexed | Strip-mine | |
Annexed | Strip-mine | |
Annexed | Strip-mine | |
Annexed | Strip-mine | |
Annexed | Strip-mine | |
Annexed | Strip-mine | |
Annexed | Strip-mine | |
Annexed | Strip-mine | |
Annexed | Strip-mine | |
Annexed | Strip-mine | |
Annexed | Strip-mine | |
Annexed | Strip-mine | |
Annexed | Strip-mine | |
Annexed | Strip-mine | |
Annexed | Strip-mine | |
Annexed | Strip-mine | |
Annexed | Strip-mine | |
Annexed | Strip-mine | |
Annexed | Strip-mine | |
Annexed | Strip-mine | |
Annexed | Strip-mine | |
Annexed | Strip-mine | |
Annexed | Strip-mine | |
Annexed | Strip-mine | |
The Pacifist Hamsters of The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg | Annexed | Strip-mine |
Annexed | Strip-mine | |
Annexed | Strip-mine | |
Annexed | Strip-mine | |
Annexed | Strip-mine | |
Annexed | Strip-mine | |
Annexed | Strip-mine | |
Annexed | Strip-mine | |
Annexed | Strip-mine | |
Annexed | Strip-mine | |
Annexed | Strip-mine | |
Annexed | Strip-mine | |
Annexed | Strip-mine | |
Cermiersia | Annexed | Strip-mine |
Annexed | Strip-mine | |
Annexed | Strip-mine | |
Annexed | Strip-mine | |
Annexed | Strip-mine | |
Annexed | Strip-mine | |
Annexed | Strip-mine | |
Annexed | Strip-mine | |
Annexed | Strip-mine | |
Annexed | Strip-mine | |
Annexed | Strip-mine | |
Annexed | Strip-mine | |
Annexed | Strip-mine | |
Annexed | Strip-mine | |
Annexed | Strip-mine | |
Annexed | Strip-mine | |
Annexed | Strip-mine | |
Annexed | Strip-mine | |
Annexed | Strip-mine | |
Annexed | Strip-mine | |
Annexed | Strip-mine | |
Annexed | Strip-mine | |
Annexed | Soda dispenser |
Nation | Status | Sub-status |
Annexed | Clown | |
Annexed | Clown | |
Annexed | Clown | |
Annexed | Clown | |
Annexed | Clown | |
Annexed | Clown | |
Annexed | Clown |
Nation | Status | Sub-status |
Annexed | Cannon fodder |
*runs away*
That does make you wonder just how old some of the massive crocodiles and such are. Some of them might have seen entire centuries roll over.
*BARGES IN*
YOU NEVER TOLD ME ABOUT THE CLOWN RANK.
Why am I NOT a CLOWN?
I can't believe I'm not even a Clown rank when sometimes I do be acting like the entire circus!
imagine what's hiding at the depths of lakes and the oceans
There’s one crocodile in a zoo, I don’t know which, that was there for more than 30 years and grew only about four feet in that time. Considering that there’s crocodiles as big as 19 feet and more, there definitely could be ones that have seen centuries.
imagine how big a croc could get if allowed to go on its own for basically ever.
Yer a good boi.
There’s one that’s believed to still be alive that’s believed to be more than 18 feet long and over 100 years old, that’s quite a famous man eater. Crocodiles, as a general rule, eat people much more regularly than just about any other animal though.
you should've said "ugh, fine. i guess you are my little circus. c'mere."
sIOBS
here tfgo...
[hands you my clown makeup kit]
i think you need this more than i do for that one--
Well this did not get very much of a reaction, I guess I need to improve.
...
[applies clown make up]
i am now clown torres. i will spread SALVATION in the form of taking ONE MILLION LIVES.
Full member or candidate?
Should I mention some people who might want to see this?
Candidate will be fine, just to make sure the other members get used to my presence, normal procedure.
Pokemon rng and bad luck are double negitives so i got this one in the bag
*rolls d20*
It's a 1.
Oh thank god.
Jar Wattinree and Norwany
...why does that sound like you avoided a bullet?
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