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What is Börkcoin?

A decentralized currency with no stinky government involved! Yay no more cringe government taxes. though you are subjected to volatile prices that make drag you from a silicon valley millionaire to someone living in New Jersey.

How was it created?

When it comes to crypto, I think I know what I am talking about because.....

I come from from a long line of Börkcoin miners. My ancestors were all Börkcoin miners. My father, grandfather, and great grandfather were all Börkcoin miners. It was dangerous work. Deaths in the mines were all too common. My grandfather died in a Börkcoin mining accident in 1961.

I remember that, as a child in the 1960's, everybody in the community relied on the mining income. It's the only work there was back then.

We were pretty poor. Börkcoin wasn't worth much, not like today. On the other hand they were much more plentiful and easier to find. When I was a child, a block of 50 Börkcoin wasn't hard to find. Those Börkcoin could feed an entire family for a week. Sometimes my dad would find two blocks in a week. When that happened we would get to eat meat on a Sunday. But there were also the weeks when he didn't find any, and we would go hungry.

I remember him once coming home pretty happy. He had found a hard fork. He gave us all a big kiss and then handed my mum a big bundle of Börkcoin cash. She took us all out for a treat in the movies.

It wasn't a steady income. You never knew if you were going to find any Börkcoin. To smooth out the ups and downs my dad eventually joined a mining pool which shared the results amongst its members. It didn't last long. The difficulty was constantly going up and the rewards became less and less.

As I said, it was hard and gruelling work. They didn't use nice clean electricity like they do today. It was hard and dirty work involving sweat and blood.

If you want to know the real meaning of "proof of work", just imagine my father when he came home after a gruelling day down a Börkcoin mine. You knew where he had been. The proof was everywhere. His skin and clothes were covered in Börkcoin dust. The whole house used to stink of it. I think it was what killed him He was probably constantly inhaling Börkcoin dust into his blockchain.

If my father was still alive today, I wonder what he would say, on learning that Börkcoin is now worth thousands of dollars.

Does investing in Börkcoin makes you a superior human being?

sigh

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Börkcoin . Its future applications are extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of computing and economics, most of its possible functions will go over a typical investor’s head. There’s also my free-market outlook, which is deftly woven into my creation- my personal philosophy draws heavily from Robert Malthus, for instance.

The shills understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of this coin, to realize that it is not just speculation - it says something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Börkcoin truly ARE idiots- of course, they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the brilliance in my brilliant programming method - the “Blockchain,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Haber and Stornetta's Merkle trees. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as our lord and savior's genius wit unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Börkcoin tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎

What is its current price?

Well I don't know it is a crypto after all, its sumthing like 1,747.235 AMerican moners the last time I checked so I might by 0.378924094872391092348728928we8duf8 by now.

I don't trust you ,I need to hear opinions of people who has invested.

I can't do this anymore. I invested my entire life savings, my entire FAmILY's LIFE SAVINGS into Börkcoin and it went to shie. YOU GUYS TOLD ME IT WAS THE RIGHT DECISION, HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW IT WOULD FALL SO QUICKLY

my family is essentially homeless now, i have no other funds and i can't tell my wife what i did. she doesnt even like crypto.

its over boys. i hope hell isnt as bad as they make it out to be[/font]

Here are some stock images of successful businessmen to hype yall up

me after losing my parent's inheritance to Börkcoin

haha it spikey and go up up up wai t this is the stock market.