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It’s been one day since Tomas Ignacio Macias was inaugurated President if the Federal Republic of Tierra de la Luna and we are going to be talking about his policies. His policies are the standard Neoliberal crap that came from Adolfo Serrano’s administration for the last eight years, he’s really just riding on his coattails, Macias swears he’ll make big changes in our nation’s international relations but has he mentioned any particular ideas? No! He has no plans no new ideas and our country has no future with these Neoliberals controlling the country..At least that’s my point of view, and the point of view of my party. Macias and his party have continued to lead our country down the path of debauchery and sin, first it was Women’s rights in the 80s and now it’s Gay rights or LGBT rights as the want to call it. He’s promised to maintain the legalization of homosexuality, now the whole nation will have to tolerate a gay agenda, magic is real people, God is real what do you think God is going to do to us, to our nation if we allow this? He’s pandering to a progressive agenda and Abortion. Abortion! Thank God he isn’t messing with Abortion laws or you could bet he wouldn’t have won. You know he is also pro-criminal too, he thinks the Death Penalty is too harsh for anyone to experience, well you know god said “Whoever strikes a man so that he dies shall be put to death.” Jesus says murder is a sin, if we are too harsh and don’t do justice in these cases they’ll kill with impunity.

Ishmael Cardozo left the room with the Television that captivated his padres and abuelos and began studying for school. The class geography the text book went on about the natural resources of Tierra de la Luna, apparently due to plate tectonics copper, gold, and iron were major natural resources from Tierra de la Luna, and due to leaching from rainwater bauxite was present in the nation’s rainforest. It went on about agricultural products and the basic economics of their markets. It was made clear both in the textbook and by the lack of disagreement of the nation’s politicians that no one dared question the production of formerly illegal drug plants such as coca, marijuana, and poppy, and no one dared questioning Friently. Friendly had a hundred times the population of Tierra de la Luna and that was no understatement, this meant that the nation Friently controlled Lunan agribusiness. There was simply no way for domestic buyers of Lunan produce to compete with the demand of these what at least were claimed to be medicinal substances from Friently, this made farmers much wealthier, and brought additional money into the country. Tierra de la Luna didn’t even sell the finished drug, presumably his home was too afraid to lose Friently’s trade deal. He continued studying for other classes for a few hours and went to bed.