Wigged-out hunters report playing croquet with the Queen of Hearts.
Subscribing to the Benevolence Society for Impoverished Leaders is an effective way to dodge the draft.
Schoolchildren are arrested for possessing sidewalk chalk without a permit.
Abzul's Civil Rights fell from Few to Rare.
Fans doing the wave routinely disrupt the finals of Go tournaments.
The government is a clear-cut case of tyranny by majority.
Abzul's Political Freedoms fell from Excellent to Very Good
I had used 24 hour time for awhile
The three sacrifices fall on their swords in a traditional orcish ritual-suicide manner. Crimson blood spills around the vicinity of the alter's circle. A sense of dread grips the air, darkness..no.......a vengeful spirit is ready to reclaim its host.
Scientists bring the Necromancer five of the finest and purest breeds of Lucedeian stallions. The final stage of the ritual will soon begin.
Unfortunately it led to bratty 7 year olds calling me a liar when they asked what Time it is
I spend more on military than anything else combined, my people are stupid, armed to the teeth and morbidly obese and more die of exposure than of natural causes...
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Well for some reason the people in my nation really like to insult each other such that I got top 80 in this region for rudeness:)
thd first 1000 men of the walacho-Moldavian army have been trained and drilled completely being highly trained soldiers.
By suggestion of the King of Moldavia funds have been increased for arms manufactories and other military equipment producers aswell as the beginning of a Walacho-Moldavian navy