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Volstokn wrote:Don't make me come down there

They will be returned when we see fit.

Boylstinian

East supple lund

Lanorth wrote:Because they are prisoners of war. They will be returned when we see fit.

Hm?
Sorry your signals getting a little weak
May wanna check your internet traffic, you know?
You can never be to sure if what nefarious things are goin’ down over the interwebs...

Tanabon and Boylstinian

Lanorth wrote:They will be returned when we see fit.

Technically, you are both at peace, so they are not POWs.

Volstokn, East supple lund, and Boylstinian

Universalist qatar

Lanorth wrote:They will be returned when we see fit.

This is very cruel, when you see it as fit, is like your going to imprison those innocent lives until they start to get tired of staying in prison and start escaping

Boylstinian

Moisus wrote:We first send our condolences to the people near the village of Yalutsa.

"Extinguish the fire first with anti-radiation suits, and then try to relocate the nuclear waste to an area which won't affect anything. I expect also that some toxic fumes have been released into the atmosphere, advice the citizens in Yalutsa and nearby towns to wear special masks against the toxic gases.", adviced scientist Alenxandrius.

"Hopefully this also teachs you all a lesson to use renewable energy sources!" said ecologist Susania after hearing the news.

OOC: Dang you got me XD

IC:

The locals quickly follow the advice of the scientist, and an evacuation order is issued for all towns within a fifty-mile radius. Meanwhile, heroic firefighters—many of whom will later die from the radiation—rush to the scene to destroy the fires and remove the nuclear waste.

Moisus, Heulia, and Boylstinian

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Lapathiya wrote:SR RP

Moisus

Breaking News

A large nuclear power plant near the village of Yalutsa, in the south of Lapathiya, has exploded. This is a catastrophic emergency, and Lapathiya asks her highly-advanced ally of Moisus for immediate aid in evacuating the villagers and stopping the spread of radiation.

OOC: Darn I’ve been inactive the past few days. My apologies.

So it's been 5 ooc days since your post, and one ic day since mine. I was thinking about making another post set around the same time if you didn't rp before I made another post. So can I know how long ago your intro post occurred in relation to this one.

Lapathiya and Boylstinian

East supple lund

Hey Lanorth, what’s your least favorite governmental internet service?

Tanabon and Boylstinian

Kronica wrote:*sneakly steals Estantia's metal albums to burn*

This is why my decoys come in handy. Enjoy your John Cage ;)

*blasts Slayer all over TNP*

Boylstinian

Estantia wrote:This is why my decoys come in handy. Enjoy your John Cage ;)

*blasts Slayer all over TNP*

no. *blows up entire region*

Estantia and Boylstinian

*puts up a sign*

"Beware the forests' Raccoons."

Zazumo, East supple lund, and Boylstinian

Kronica wrote:no. *blows up entire region*

bruh sound effect #2

East supple lund

Estantia wrote:bruh sound effect #2

"It is thou destiny. Thou have two choices, to yeet or not to yeet."
-William Shakespeare

Estantia and Boylstinian

Just gonna fill the RMB with cacti. Don't take your shoes off! >:D

Territorio di Nessuno and Boylstinian

United confederate states

East supple lund wrote:UCS! My boi!
Quickly now, I need you to make a 1 liner RP so you and our condominium don’t get removed from the map!

*Comes back from the dead and dances*

East supple lund and Boylstinian

Guyomartand wrote:Technically, you are both at peace, so they are not POWs.

I wonder which way the wind will blow that radiation...

East supple lund and Boylstinian

Zazumo wrote:Just gonna fill the RMB with cacti. Don't take your shoes off! >:D

Normal for me everyday. Because there is cacti all around me.

Zazumo, East supple lund, and Boylstinian

East supple lund

East supple lund wrote:Hey Lanorth, what’s your least favorite governmental internet service?

No answer, huh? Lemme do one for ya. Let’s see...oh, I know! How about your nation’s online banking services?

Lizard Squad has gotten the call several hours ago to prepare themselves. Lanorth was being, shall we say, “uncooperative” in returning the men from Tanabon that has been imprisoned during their war. So, to facilitate a quicker extradition process, East supple lund has decided to help them out.

Now, due to the situation at home, intervention was all but impossible. However, we still have plenty of options. One of our favorites for its simplicity and effectiveness, the DDoS, or Distributed Denial of Service, would be the method we used to achieve our goals.

The idea is that you flood your target website with so much internet traffic that it can’t be accessed. To do this, you need a big ole’ BotNet, or system of comprised computers, to flood the websites severs with page review requests.

Fun fact: it’s a massive national secret but in ESL Lizard Squad! has several of these on standby, courtesy of the ESL people. Most of them will never realize it, and those who do are almost always recruited into Lizard Squad! The rest...well, they’re incentivized to keep their mouths shut ;)

Today’s target would be the banking sites in Lanorth, since nothing seems to galvanize people like not being able to use money. Of course, we can do this to just about any site, so hopefully their be more reasonable this time...

Attack commencement in 3...2...1...
And so it begins!

Tanabon, Itallitopia, Lotion Empire, Western Vapia, and 2 othersWarsaw-Halicz, and Boylstinian

Universalist qatar

President Ahmed Eslam condemns Lanorth of attempting to isolate the Tanabonian prisoners from society, and their friends.

East supple lund and Boylstinian

Zazumo wrote:Just gonna fill the RMB with cacti. Don't take your shoes off! >:D

Jokes on you. I'm wearing boots and have been trained just for this type of scenario. I speak cacti.

Heulia wrote:]
So it's been 5 ooc days since your post, and one ic day since mine. I was thinking about making another post set around the same time if you didn't rp before I made another post. So can I know how long ago your intro post occurred in relation to this one.

Idr, but it’s all right. Once you’re done responding I’ll have my answer ready.

Boylstinian

Mzeusia wrote:Jokes on you. I'm wearing boots and have been trained just for this type of scenario. I speak cacti.

You can't speak bullet ant can you? Because there's a whole different surprise in the Laz RMB.

Territorio di Nessuno, Mzeusia, Lapathiya, and Boylstinian

Universalist qatar

Universalist qatar wrote:President Ahmed Eslam condemns Lanorth of attempting to isolate the Tanabonian prisoners from society, and their friends.

Ahmed Eslam says that “We cannot do anything to free the prisoners because we are a poor nation, we hope some other rich nation frees them.”

Jumany

Zazumo wrote:You can't speak bullet ant can you? Because there's a whole different surprise in the Laz RMB.

*Jumps up on a sofa and screams, probably not in that order*

Universalist qatar

Kronica wrote:page=dispatch/id=1236908

Putting answer key makes people wanting to cheat to lie about how they gained all correct answers

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