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Ivan Dreshev, the ex-leader of the Siberian Federal Republic before a coup and the collapse of the nation, has died today in a Puczovskan Correctional Labour Camp. He was originally sentenced to 10 years hard labour for his crimes against the Puczovskan people - falsifying reports of his work to be able to do shy of half the work he should be doing but still receive the same as he would have done for working to his full. But as he was almost 8 years into his sentence, it was found he was again failing to do adequate work in the institute and was advising other inmates on how to "get more for doing less", as he was reported using as a catchphrase; giving out his methods on falsifying work reports, bribing people to do work for you, and to make it look like you've done more work than you have by stealing others' work. As such, it was seen by the state that he had still not learnt from near 8 years and a further 2 to go that he must work hard to get the fruits of his labour, as does every other citizen of the Confederation. He was sentenced to a further 10 years hard labour and was moved to a different forced labour camp outside the city of Dmirga, in the Communist Commune of Budova. After a further ten and a half years, a total of ~18.25 years served, he died in the Dmirga Correctional Labour Camp. The Commissariat of Correctional Labour Camps (Комісаріат Обозош Праці Корекційней) has declared that "...if he had been working to his full the first 10 years he wouldn't have been sentenced to another 10, and if he had been working to his full for all the second term he would've been used to the workload and not have had deteriorating health when he was carefully supervised to make sure he did all the work he was supposed to mid-way through the second term."

Ivan Dreshev, the ex-leader of the Siberian Federal Republic before a coup and the collapse of the nation, has died today in a Puczovskan Correctional Labour Camp. He was originally sentenced to 10 years hard labour for his crimes against the Puczovskan people - falsifying reports of his work to be able to do shy of half the work he should be doing but still receive the same as he would have done for working to his full. But as he was almost 8 years into his sentence, it was found he was again failing to do adequate work in the institute and was advising other inmates on how to "get more for doing less", as he was reported using as a catchphrase; giving out his methods on falsifying work reports, bribing people to do work for you, and to make it look like you've done more work than you have by stealing others' work. As such, it was seen by the state that he had still not learnt from near 8 years and a further 2 to go that he must work hard to get the fruits of his labour, as does every other citizen of the Confederation. He was sentenced to a further 10 years hard labour and was moved to a different forced labour camp outside the city of Dmirga, in the Communist Commune of Budova. After a further ten and a half years, a total of ~18.25 years served, he died in the Dmirga Correctional Labour Camp. The Commissariat of Correctional Labour Camps (Комісаріат Обозош Праці Корекційней) has declared that "...if he had been working to his full the first 10 years he wouldn't have been sentenced to another 10, and if he had been working to his full for all the second term he would've been used to the workload and not have had deteriorating health when he was carefully supervised to make sure he did all the work he was supposed to mid-way through the second term."