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Govornia

Govornia wrote:My phone says I spend an average of two days per week on it. Like 6.5 hours daily. I spend half of that time solely on YouTube. Help me.

Anyway, since it’s Thanksgiving Break, I plan to grind all of my video game progress back from my deleted PSN account. I had 300+ Trophies on that thing and then got falsely accused of fraud.

I have to replay all four Uncharted games (at least 40 hours), the first The Crew game (around 60 hours EXCLUDING map exploration, which is like over 100 hours), the first third of Horizon Zero Dawn, (at least 40 hours), missions in Star Wars Battlefront (5 hours-ish), Trackmania Turbo (over 15 hours), Rocket League (like 15?), and way, way more. And I can’t make up most of my Fortnite stuff or No Man’s Sky, so...

Point is: Best case scenario is that I play all break from 9 AM to 8 PM and, if I’m extremely lucky, I can get through the main, main stories of all of my games. I’m attempting to complete three years’ worth of gaming in eight days. Like one or two games each day, multiple of which take like seventy hours to totally complete.

Best best case scenario: I can upload my old user’s progress to a USB hard drive and then use it to download the progress onto my new profile. I really hope it’s that easy.

I’m attempting to complete three years’ worth of gaming in eight days. Like one or two games each day, multiple of which take like seventy hours to totally complete.

Remnatria

Loh wrote:Zazumo I did it :P

*slow clap*

Malphezilla finally has competition.

Wassup my dudes

Zazumo, Territorio di Nessuno, Deerfenland, Govornia, and 1 otherKanerland

Loh wrote:Zazumo I did it :P

I just laughed so hard.

Aenglaland, Zazumo, and Govornia

Govornia wrote:
I have to replay all four Uncharted games (at least 40 hours), the first The Crew game (around 60 hours EXCLUDING map exploration, which is like over 100 hours), the first third of Horizon Zero Dawn, (at least 40 hours), missions in Star Wars Battlefront (5 hours-ish), Trackmania Turbo (over 15 hours), Rocket League (like 15?), and way, way more. And I can’t make up most of my Fortnite stuff

Point is: Best case scenario is that I play all break from 9 AM to 8 PM and, if I’m extremely lucky, I can get through the main, main stories of all of my games. I’m attempting to complete three years’ worth of gaming in eight days. Like one or two games each day, multiple of which take like seventy hours to totally complete.

Best best case scenario: I can upload my old user’s progress to a USB hard drive and then use it to download the progress onto my new profile. I really hope it’s that easy.

Come on Life, hurry up and give this man something to do!

Govornia

Mzeusia wrote:I spend 20 hours a day on NS.

Well, then.

Mzeusia wrote:Come on Life, hurry up and give this man something to do!

Yeah...Or at least give me back the stuff I already did!!

Estantia

Where's General "Mad dog" Zaz?

Dinoium wrote:Where's General "Mad dog" Zaz?

He never existed.

Dem road mans

Io, Big Shaq, Unum,
Homo non est calidum, non calida
Skrrat, Skidi, kat, kat
BUTIO

Duo et duo quatuor, quod minus trecentos Curabitur mathematicam
Quis est in obstructionum quotidie, et de fumo arboribus
Videre puellae in parco, quod puella est uckers
Ad pharmacopolam circumforaneum-pharmacopolam circumforaneum-pharmacopolam circumforaneum cum metu perculsa receptis tu homo cum obiectare fretis (vos hominum ducked)
Tenere stricta, Asnee (brotha mea), per pumpy hes 'got (magno metu perculsa receptis)
Tenere stricta, meum quis (mi Guido), hes 'got in frisbee
Et captionem, captionem, captionem in phone, movin 'quod cornflakes
Rice Krispies, tenere stricta, quod meae puellae, Carmina (meis G)
'De itinere doin decem digitos senos id similis mei (sicut mihi toes)
Ego te cogitavi ille concretus gelu, ut Peng puella video, tunc ego pose (chilin ')
Si non est in ea, et exspiravit, hah, at nasum tuum (reprehendo vestri jam nasus)
Et doughnut, longum nasum quasi hortus caligarum

Dic ergo illi, ut homo non calida, non calidum et dices ad eam vir suus '
Puella mihi dixit: "Tolle calceamentum tuum iaccam"
Dixi, "infantes, homo non calidum" (non calidi)
Dic ergo illi, ut homo non calidum (non calidi)
Dic ergo illi, ut homo non calidum (non calidi)
Puella mihi dixit: "Tolle calceamentum tuum iaccam"
Dixi, "infantes, homo non calidum" (non calidi)

Saliunt in iis .44 ostia erant, duo, tria, quatuor (qui nobiscum)
Chillin in ANDRON (io) Pater tuus quadraginta quatuor
Et tamen suus 'callin homo ducatur a (vide ad eum), quia anathema
Cum videbimus eum, Im 'agnus dei nent perforabis maxillam ejus (consummavi)
Vi cuius Twix sumere (capere) mittite virum vi tabernam (ei)
Ego enim scit cura puellae obtinuit liquamine (Flexin ') non ketchup (none)
Just liquamine (lasciva), rudis condimentum
Ah, io, BUTIO, ah

Sequitur enim skrrrahh nem, Pap, pap ka ka-ka-
CREMUM Skidiki, CREMUM-et-u-u-BUTIO pudrrrr
Skya, du-ku ku du-dun-flagitator astat
Poom, poom, novi te appella

Dic ergo illi, ut homo non calidum (non hominibus), et ad eam vir suus non calidum (non calidi)
Puella mihi dixit: "Tolle calceamentum tuum iaccam"
Dixi, "infantes, homo non calidum" (non calidi)
Dic ergo illi, ut homo non calidum (non calidi)
Dic ergo illi, ut homo non calidum (non calidi)
Puella mihi dixit: "Tolle calceamentum tuum iaccam"
Dixi, "infantes, homo non calidum"

Homo nusquam potest esse calida (non calidi), sudorem eunt metu perculsa receptis (imbre dat)
Canis Efféctus (venit), non me audiunt tu? (Iii)
Usus volumine-on (quae usus), non imbre
Sed sive modus: A, B, C, D (metu perculsa receptis litteris)

Sequitur enim skrrrahh nem, Pap, pap ka ka-ka-
CREMUM Skidiki, CREMUM-et-u-u-BUTIO pudrrrr
Skya, du-ku ku du-dun-flagitator astat
Poom, poom

Flagitator astat Vos scitis Big Shaq
Homo 'non est calidus
Dic ergo illi, ut homo non calidum (non calidi)
Quadraginta gradus calidum, et non homo (venit)
Io, in balneo, non hominem calida (non calidi)
Yeah, skidika, CREMUM, CREMUM

(OOC: I think you know what this is
...)

Read factbook

Zazumo wrote:He never existed.

He did. :P
https://forum.thenorthpacific.org/topic/9142945/#post-10191426

Estantia wrote:^only joking about my last post. I am sometimes a bit avant-garde with my posts.

Psh. This is an English speaking board, Frenchie.

Democatic Donkeys wrote:Psh. This is an English speaking board, Frenchie.

I have freedom of language on this site.

Cael fy lawnt!

Mzeusia wrote:Sirakles listened to the man relaying their demands. They were less than ideal.
"Get me the leader of that damn nation Territorio di Nessuno. I want them on the other end of the phone straight away. They should learn to deal with the pirates once and for all."

"What should we tell the pirates?" a general asked.

"What do you suggest?"

"We can't be seen to be giving them money, and if the hostages just turn up on our doorstep, the public are not going to believe the drunkards just handed them over to us out of the kindness of their hearts." the general said, fist tightening. There needs to be some kind of victory for Mzeusia. We need this."

Sirakles sighed. "You're right. We'll figure out something."

"We don't have much time. The public are getting more restless by the day."

"I know, I know!" Sirakles growled, getting up suddenly. "Just give me the phone with the leader of Territorio di Nessuno on the phone and do it now." He looked around as nobody made a move. "Anyone!"

"Piracy is always been an important part of the Disperso culture" said Kaspar Hauser, annoied for being interrupted during his dinner "As long as we pay them to leave our ships alone and provide support and safe ports they won't attack us."
He pause for a moment, eating his steak "You don't have to be worried about, once they recive your tribute the crew will be relased. They got a code of conduct after all, no prisoner will be killed"

Estantia wrote:I have freedom of language on this site.

Cael fy lawnt!

Quick, everyone hide your sheep!

Democatic Donkeys wrote:Quick, everyone hide your sheep!

Ha

i basically remember old memes

Estantia

Territorio di Nessuno wrote:"Piracy is always been an important part of the Disperso culture" said Kaspar Hauser, annoied for being interrupted during his dinner "As long as we pay them to leave our ships alone and provide support and safe ports they won't attack us."
He pause for a moment, eating his steak "You don't have to be worried about, once they recive your tribute the crew will be relased. They got a code of conduct after all, no prisoner will be killed"

"I see." Sirakles said, voice calm. "Well thank you for your time. That'll be all." He gently hung up the phone and whirled on his generals. "Fool. I don't care he spends all day with the rum-swilling murderers, we can't give them anything."

Sirakles thought for a minute. "Are all our merchant ships armed and our sea lanes secure?"

"They are now Telumas." said the admiral. "The navy has also increased its presence in Mzeusian and international waters as per your orders."

"Excellent." he said, rubbing his hands together. "Here's the plan."

At the embassy:

The time was eleven thirty PM. Goethe stood ready, scanning the area next to the statue of the soldier. He had been watching it for quite some time now and although a few people had gone by, he reckoned it safe enough now to make his move. Stepping out of the shadows, he walked up to the bench and hid the briefcase where the pirates could find it. He looked around once more and, seeing no one, disappeared again into the shadows.

"Hidden the case", he whispered into his phone, when he was far enough away from the soldier.

"Good," came the reply. "Get out of their."

Goethe did as he was told, darting deftly through the streets, to a secure location.

Pirate Update
All pirates are now eligible to dock in Radicastrian ports.

Territorio di Nessuno and Estantia

Update Update

There is an update

East supple lund

Mzeusia wrote:Ah, we all go through national rough patches. I once got rid of public protest by accident but now it's back.

too bad it’s the second time it happened

Territorio di Nessuno wrote:I did that twice, always for death penalty....

Now i'm waiting to get It back.
Ahoy!

same here :p

Hello!

Territorio di Nessuno, Mzeusia, and Estantia

Ryasta wrote:Hello!

Hey!

Estantia

Estantia

Ryasta wrote:Hello!

Good evening!

Deerfenland how do I get on the 'How I See Other Nations' factbook?

Ryasta

Post self-deleted by Estantia.

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