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Quebecshire wrote:

Well, I don't know about them, but *******you're low IQ.

That statement was for myself. I have many personas

Malgax wrote:

Malgax bombs Jerusalem

Malgax is garbo

Malgax wrote:

Quebechire is methamphetamine

hush loser

Malgax wrote:

no

I don't speak isolationist wheat peddler

https://nsindex.net/wiki/Constitution_of_Creeperopolis

Quebecshire wrote:

read or else

State Gifts - Creeperopolis

Following the assassination attempt on Emperor Alexander II of Creeperopolis and the diplomatic visit held between the Quebecshirite leadership and several government officials in Creeperopolis, the High Council and Administrations in Quebecshire found it suitable to offer a state gift to the Emperor in his time of recovery. A compilation of gifts has been taken by the Grandmaster of Quebecshire, as the Grandmaster goes to deliver them personally to Creeperopolis on behalf of the leadership in Quebecshire. This is furthered in importance as it is the first diplomatic appearance of the Emperor following the attempt on his life. They are listed below.

• A bottle of pure Quebecshirite Maple Syrup, from the regions of Franconia, infused with coffee. The label reads in Creeperian Spanish "For His Imperial and Royal Highness, Emperor of Creeperopolis and the Creeperans."

• An elegant lightsaber hilt, made specifically for the Emperor of Creeperopolis. The hilt includes a standard single blade straight build, and is lined and covered with a gold edge throughout most of the hilt, with the emitter and switch module being silver, as well as the pommel. The switch module is a silver plate with a golden Cross of Creeperopolis on top of this said plate, which is slid upwards and downwards to active and deactivate the saber, respectively. The saber is fitted with a vibrant golden VieRoche crystal and would produce a strong, bright golden blade. The hilt includes a broadly able clip, so the Emperor could wear the weapon on the belt of a uniform or other formal wear if he chooses. The saber is to be presented in a box, made from fine wood from the areas around Portsmouth, and it has the Cross of Creeperopolis burned into the top of the box.

• Finally, there is a fine loaf of Quebecshirite bread farmed and produced in the Sanborn-Gaza regions, largely gifted to the Emperor symbolically.

The Cross of Creeperopolis is the Jerusalem Cross IRl - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jerusalem_cross

The Minister of Foreign Affairs and the Minister of the Interior are aware of the visit and have also informed the Minister of War (de facto second in command of the country). The Emperor has also been made aware of the visit and is preparing for tomorrow's events.

-- OOC: below is for tomorrow so i dont have to type it at like 6am --

Air Quebecshire Flight 001 has been cleared to land at Emperor Saint Romero I Adolfo Martínez Galdámez International Airport on Runway 25L.

Creeperopolis wrote:

The prisoner has been transported from the prison to Ivanovich's hotel room for the meeting. Ivanovich is informed that only one Morovan soldier is allowed to be in the room with Ivanovich, the prisoner, and three Creeperian soldiers. We await Ivanovich's first comment.

Ivanovich enters the room with one guard. He looks upon the prisoner, a young man. Ivanovich chuckles
“You fool.” He speaks Morovan.
“You’ve given your life for a cause that was doomed to fail. You realize you will die. You have to. You prefer it. You want to be a martyr.”
The prisoner says nothing. Ivanovich begins speaking again.
“Well, you won’t be a martyr. But you will die.”
Ivanovich leans in and whispers.
“Can I tell you a secret? You’re right. There is no god. No hope for happiness and salvation. No, we just pretend. You ask any orthodox priest, they’ll say the Same. We tell the people what to do and say we act for some higher authority because they need to believe. They need that higher authority. We take away their freedom in Gods name because deep down they don’t want freedom. Freedom means decisions. Decisions are threatening. No, instead they want to be lead, so their lives will be complete. They’ll be happy thinking they followed the mysterious authority their whole lives when they die, and that happiness will aid their transition into nothingness. No, life has no meaning. We hide it from the people because they would be too crushed to live if they knew. I take upon myself the responsibility of our meaningless existence so they don’t have to. I tell them to bring some joy to their meaningless lives. You tried to take that away. You and your godd*mned pamphlet. For that, you will die. I will make sure no one remembers you. I will ensure that no man or woman in earth knows you existed. I will make sure every reference to your name is gone, so that even the people who remember you will doubt their own mind. Who are you?”
The man is silent. He says nothing. The Morovan soldier takes a picture of the man.
“No matter.” Ivanovich continues. “you can ignore me. We will find out who you are nonetheless.”
The man looks down, leans over, and kisses Ivanovich on the cheek. Ivanovich, startled, backhands him.
“What, you think that will defeat me? A little kiss? I have spent years consolidating power. I rule every aspect of our nation. You have no chance against me.”
The man speaks for the first time. His voice is quiet.
“It wasn’t a kiss that will beat you. It’s love.” Ivanovich cackles.
“Love is nothing more than your brains motivation to get you to reproduce. No, love lost before it got its fists up. I have won.” Ivanovich turns to the creeperopolis guards
“I have determined that this man should be executed for treason, sodomy, libel, sedition, and sacrilege. It is not worth identifying him. Do with him what you will.” He says. He turns and he and his guard leave the room.

Quebecshire wrote:

What did I just read.

Ummmmmmm I don't even know

Quebecshire wrote:

Morovan leadership, despite being in a civil war, makes the time to fly from the northernmost to one of the southernmost countries for several days just to taunt a man before letting the Creeperans do what would've happened anyway

SIGH

Sad!

Quebecshire wrote:

Morovan leadership, despite being in a civil war, makes the time to fly from the northernmost to one of the southernmost countries for several days just to taunt a man before letting the Creeperans do what would've happened anyway

SIGH

ikr

Quebecshire wrote:

Morovan leadership, despite being in a civil war, makes the time to fly from the northernmost to one of the southernmost countries for several days just to taunt a man before letting the Creeperans do what would've happened anyway

SIGH

To be fair, Ivanovich had a lot to lose by letting rebellious ideas from his nation get out to the world. By going out and containing it, he maintains the illusion that he’s in control.

The constitutional republic of zion wrote:

To be fair, Ivanovich had a lot to lose by letting rebellious ideas from his nation get out to the world. By going out and containing it, he maintains the illusion that he’s in control.

Quebecshire wrote:

That's stupid. He could've given Creeperopolis a phone call and said "Kill the man" or "Send the man back to Morova quietly for execution." Nowhere in either of those scenarios did he have to raise more questions by randomly venturing across the world for 3 days with no further reports.

You're also operating under the assumption that Creeperopolis would disseminate his ideas, despite being a self proclaimed (per NSindex) "Unitary Roman Catholic Theocratic Absolute Monarchy"

Creeperopolis wrote:

The Creeperian soldiers take the man away and is never seen again.

Ivanovich and his men are escorted back to the airport.

Ivanovich and his men leave the nation, flying home to Morova