WA Delegate (non-executive): The Eternal Usurper of Larnion (elected )
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The embassy with Westfalen Westphalia is being withdrawn. Closure expected .
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Regional Power: Moderate
Today's World Census Report
The Fattest Citizens in The LCRUA
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, The LCRUA is ranked 22,001st in the world for Fattest Citizens.
|1.||The Republic of Galdanulia||Anarchy||“#BanTheFash”|
|2.||The Republic of Thracity||Anarchy||“God, Homeland, Liberty”|
|3.||The Proceterate of The Armed Crystal||New York Times Democracy||“This, we shall rebuild!”|
|4.||The Democratic Republic of LCRUA Guardian||Civil Rights Lovefest||“For Freedom, Peace, Respect and Culture”|
|5.||The Gestalt of Cyborgs and Sentient Machines||Liberal Democratic Socialists||“Borg noises”|
|6.||The Democratic States of The LCRUA||Civil Rights Lovefest||“For the LCRUA”|
|7.||The Protectorate of Section Thirty-One||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“The ceremony of innocence is drowned”|
|8.||The Direct Democracy of LCRUA Founder||New York Times Democracy||“For Freedom, Peace, Respect and Culture”|
|9.||The Federal Republic of Wrenia and Birbland||Civil Rights Lovefest||“The wren, the wren, the king of all birds.”|
|10.||The Early Morning Philosophy of Penumber||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“I need to pee”|
- : The Empire of Khybera of the region Westfalen Westphalia ordered the closure of its embassy in The LCRUA.
- : The Republic of Koffecopia arrived from The West Pacific.
- : The Archduchy of Posuidos ceased to exist.
- : The Federation of Zalephodia arrived from The Invaders.
- : Loveyi ceased to exist.
- : The Republic of Galdanulia created a new regional poll: "The DIG Act".
- : The Holy Empire of Hana Rez arrived from Balder.
- : The Democratic Republic of LCRUA Guardian arrived from Lazarus.
- : The Republic of Frectiddland arrived from Osiris.
- : The Federal Republic of Wrenia and Birbland arrived from Balder.
The LCRUA Regional Message Board
My nation: "So the issue is, hmm, if you think about it, perhaps we should, err, um, maybe we should have, y'know, a secret police."
My nation: [political freedoms, civil rights, safety, & intelligence risen; black market, social conservatism, & authoritarianism fallen; integrity at an all time high; corruption and crime at an all time low; cancer & the common cold cured; climate change reversed; fifth LCRUA Constitution successfully written; four dozen chocolate chip cookies baked for every individual; every purchase of a cup of coffee now comes with a picture of a cute puppy; Smolcasm national anthem changed to "Happily Ever After" from Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann; suicide rates drop to zero percent; everybody stood up and clapped]
My voting recommendation for the soon-to-be-voted-on Security Council resolution "Condemn Quebecshire": AGAINST
So, I'm about to tell a story. This is a story involving many of my defender friends, so beware, this may be very, very biased. Here we go!
So, this all started with some fun in the League Defense Force. Lyoa and Makasta decided to have some fun and try to condemn Quebecshire, so they convinced Varanius, a member of the West Pacific Armed Forces and yes, the Grey Wardens (mmhmm very biased) to write this proposal. Of course, Vara agreed, being just the kind of person who does dumb things like this. It's extremely, EXTREMELY stupid with very, VERY messed-up tags and bad capitalization all-pervasive. I mean, this is BAD bad.
Oddly enough, Quebecshire wants it to pass. He wants this joke to be carried to the highest level. He wants to have the WA's biggest mark of shame to remind him of a dumb joke for all eternity. But he can't have any fun.
I must not only protect him, but also the WA from all of this stupidity. This is stupid. The whole thing is stupid. A vote against is a vote for sanity. If you vote for... well, then you're a living breathing meme. You don't want to be a joke, do you?
Also, did you hear that Vara kicks puppies?
Hello all you LCRUA card collectors!
Somebody named Noirex is severely inflating the value of S2 Krptonist! What once was just another epic, save for the fact that it's from our region, is now worth OVER 32 BANK. And they aren't stopping. Their sights are firmly set on 50, and the price may go even higher.
The LCRUA: The region of stonks.
It's been about three weeks since the Council last convened.
If I were still a minarchist, I would rate the current performance of our regional government as a 10/10: it's smaller than it was last term, it's not sticking its nose in the private affairs of the citizenry, everything's peaceful and nothing's on fire. We're not fighting any wars, none of our neighbors are plotting devious schemes against us, and we're each quietly going about our business without exception. Even if it's only on a scale as small as this little corner of NationStates, the "night watchman" state seems to work absolutely perfectly.
But that isn't my philosophy any longer.
We - by which I mean the LCRUA's government - can and should be doing more. It's wonderful that we've carved out a small haven free of pettiness, drama, and conflict, but we lack any incentive for community engagement, and condemn ourselves to inactivity for as long as we tolerate and maintain this dull state of affairs. We can't achieve the august ambition of demolishing the dogma of demagogues and doctoring the disdain-driven divides that disturb the disparate denizens of the democratic world when we withdraw from writing... well, anything - whatever words we will - on our RMB. I feel it is the responsibility of our regional government - that, in part, it is my responsibility - to restore activity to the region and affect positive change, rather than languishing in silent neutrality... but while I acknowledge that this exaggerated quietude poses a problem, I'm not sure where to begin rectifying it except to write this.
I just hope that we haven't yet lost everyone that would read it.
We indeed should be doing more. Our silence does no favors to our region. We need to work to fix what has gone wrong.
But what to do...
"I think I'm going to commit to socialism for real this time" - me, after picking an option on an issue that eradicates capitalism, only to undo it a few days later