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The KG Puppet Hole RMB

WA Delegate: None.

Founder: The 𝒖𝒘𝒖 of Kiu Ghesik

Last WA Update:

Board Activity History Admin Rank

Most Cheerful Citizens: 1,860th Most Devout: 1,901st Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,391st
World Factbook Entry

In a hole in the ground there lived a Kiu. Not a nasty, dirty, wet hole, filled with the ends of worms and an oozy smell, nor yet a dry, bare, sandy hole with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: it was a Kiu-hole, and that means comfort.

-Tolkien, probably not



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Embassies: Fredonia, Noon Puppet Dump, Yet Another Region, The Other Place, FR Puppet Dumpster Fire, Treciene, Barrow, United Fardelshufflesteins, The Valentine Grove, Azur Rozen Europa, Oneid, A hellhole, Baizou Jima, Florida Man Puppet Fiefdom, The 1985 Movie Clue, The Nuclear Platypus Biscuit Bible, and 4 others.New International, The Legionary, Valentine Day, and International Strategic Alliance.

Tags: Minuscule, Password, and Puppet Storage.

The KG Puppet Hole contains 4 nations.

Today's World Census Report

The Most Politically Free in The KG Puppet Hole

These nations allow citizens the greatest amount of freedom to select their own government.

As a region, The KG Puppet Hole is ranked 6,521st in the world for Most Politically Free.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The ᴛᴜʀɴᴇᴅ ɪɴᴛᴏ ᴀ ᴘᴀᴘᴀ ᴊᴏʜɴ's of Miranda-22Civil Rights Lovefest“Wait, I'm the good guy? Nah, that's some bullshit.”
2.The Disputed Territories of CBG-PalisadeLeft-wing Utopia“Pawn to D4.”
3.The canuck pinochet of Outer AcharetMoralistic Democracy“i threw money at pat and now i'm boss, this is based”
4.The 𝒖𝒘𝒖 of Kiu GhesikDemocratic Socialists“Come on, baby, light my fire ( ͡ ͜ʖ ͡)”

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The KG Puppet Hole Regional Message Board

Posadist-Communalists wrote:Rip

eh, raiding is 90% of the time kinda harmless imo, as long as you keep your wfe saved in a notepad or something it shouldn't be that hard to recreate and unless they're trying to refound or something you'll get it back in short order. and raiders just tend to be more chill than defenders most of the time, imo.

kind of underhanded to hit the embassy though.

Kiu Ghesik wrote:eh, raiding is 90% of the time kinda harmless imo, as long as you keep your wfe saved in a notepad or something it shouldn't be that hard to recreate and unless they're trying to refound or something you'll get it back in short order. and raiders just tend to be more chill than defenders most of the time, imo.

kind of underhanded to hit the embassy though.

And that's why you don't give your WA delegate executive authority.

Posadist-Communalists wrote:And that's why you don't give your WA delegate executive authority.

yep.

unless you want to play that part of the game, don't set it up so you're a target for that part of the game.

Kiu Ghesik wrote:yep.

unless you want to play that part of the game, don't set it up so you're a target for that part of the game.

A lot of nave people don't realise what it means, though. That's why many turn to passwords instead.

Posadist-Communalists wrote:A lot of nave people don't realise what it means, though. That's why many turn to passwords instead.

i mean, i've got both, but that's just because i want to keep this a puppet box.
and i think, but i'm not sure, that it should still be possible for a non-exec wa region to be raided if its founder's cte'd or just not looking at the region. getting enough influence to refound could get you to set the wa delegate to executive. but that would take so long it would be impractical, i think.

Kiu Ghesik wrote:i mean, i've got both, but that's just because i want to keep this a puppet box.
and i think, but i'm not sure, that it should still be possible for a non-exec wa region to be raided if its founder's cte'd or just not looking at the region. getting enough influence to refound could get you to set the wa delegate to executive. but that would take so long it would be impractical, i think.

Fair enough.

That's pretty much what was said here:

West Blepia wrote:except 1. The WA delegate had to have executive authority, because the founder had long since ceased to exist.
and 2. This raid was probably not expected considering the region had a password.


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