by Max Barry

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The Illuminati World Census

The Highest Crime Rates in The Illuminati

World Census interns were dispatched to seedy back alleys in order to determine which nations have the highest crime rates.

As a region, The Illuminati is ranked 9,906th in the world for Highest Crime Rates.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Badlands Beyond The Brink of The BizarreLeft-wing Utopia“We don't know.”
2.The Incorporated States of CMOScowCorporate Police State“Work Buy Repeat”
3.The Colony of Reppi NorldCapitalizt“Strength Through Freedom”
4.The One World Government of The New World OrderAnarchy“When you're nWo, you're nWo 4 life”
5.The Free Land of EridunaCompulsory Consumerist State“That which is most positive for most is most positive”
6.The H y d r a Corporal of Dharman2Father Knows Best State“On the sea, H y d r a is glorious.”
7.The PRIORY of SI0NLiberal Democratic Socialists“Deus Ex Machina”
8.The Sultanate of FloppsyFather Knows Best State“Pants Optional”
9.The Holy Empire of SenicIron Fist Consumerists“Evolution is a myth”
10.The Protectorate of NysaZulu-BatanalandInoffensive Centrist Democracy“God Save the King”
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