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Merry Christmas to The Heartland from Texas!

Happy 2019!

And to you as well. :)

Nastic, nicest citizens in The Heartland!!!

You gotta be kidding, how low weve sunk.

Unless they were all dyslexic and thought it was an incest not nicest survey, yes that makes more sense.

Two months later, lifespan's reached forty years. Honestly I think the only thing that explains the lifespan having gone so insane and coming back up so rapidly is someone screwing up in the bureaucracy. Now if only I could get my tax rate back down to zero...

... and less than two weeks later we're over fifty? What?

I think I can call that 'mission complete' at this point.

More people that the young have to pay for.

Speaking of which, we've hit sixty year life expectancy. I feel there's something odd to be said about the census when it goes from an average life expectancy of twenty to sixty, within a year...

Probably that we fired the person who was in charge of tracking that and have been cleaning up his mess ever since.

Yes its always the other guys fault.

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