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Tsu Shima wrote:ok lol I understand now yeah xki HATES people who raid because they ARE BRIBED BY THE WA

I've always heard they where like a cult but then again The Brotherhood of Malice looks like a cult too so maybe we are all in a cult in some way..

The Stitchpunks wrote:opinions on bird?

I work in a chicken processing plant.. bird better run!

Vando0sa wrote:I've always heard they where like a cult but then again The Brotherhood of Malice looks like a cult too so maybe we are all in a cult in some way..

I work in a chicken processing plant.. bird better run!

I think the guys at psychotic dictatorships is like not even that bad, like they force you to smell his feet but like thats it is like a yearly thing

Vando0sa wrote:I've always heard they where like a cult but then again The Brotherhood of Malice looks like a cult too so maybe we are all in a cult in some way..

I work in a chicken processing plant.. bird better run!

Bird no run, he fight.

The Stitchpunks wrote:Bird no run, he fight.

Bird get arrested for cockfighting.

*practices her piano*

Ankuran wrote:Bird get arrested for cockfighting.

*Meanwhile in Calva.... Bears just exist and often wild ones fight each other in the street over territory*

My car manufacturing sector is in negative numbers. Does that mean they destroy cars?

Ankuran wrote:Bird get arrested for cockfighting.

bird sad.

The Stitchpunks wrote:bird sad.

*Bekky used to think my tail was big, Beckky used to let me smash, ben is a hoe, Lemme smash* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-eVPiaruWgM

*practices her piano*

I just accidentally became an autocracy. whoops.

*continues her piano practice*

I am no longer an autocracy. now I'm a monarchy.

Selling leeches and medicine in return for bread.

Eacha Fecha wrote:I am no longer an autocracy. now I'm a monarchy.

Tomatocracy, Tomatarchy.

*continues her piano practice*

Um people BlackLight Covenant is gone they CTE'd every one panic!, or dont I can fill their spot if it is needed, lol just need more votes, thats right folks vote for me! your totaly trustworthy Balkans of the Glorious Nations of Iwaku

I love how this functional site that's 100% functional *that I literally gave money to* didn't sent me ANY warnings regarding a CTE, which is so cool when I'm constantly busy IRL.

Calva wrote:Um people BlackLight Covenant is gone they CTE'd every one panic!, or dont I can fill their spot if it is needed, lol just need more votes, thats right folks vote for me! your totaly trustworthy Balkans of the Glorious Nations of Iwaku

Also you do know the only time I was ever a WAD was as interim one ages ago, right?

BlackLight Covenant wrote:Also you do know the only time I was ever a WAD was as interim one ages ago, right?

Dang my information was out of date by ages, welcome back anway, dont mind me, I was totaly not planing to seise power one day,...

*A humming sound of a printer fills the RMB as several slips of paper print out*->

All-Points Bulletin (APB): International Alert for War Criminals Still At Large
Issued by the Calvan Special Investigations Directorate (CSID)
Joint Task Force of the Calvan Police and Army
Time of Issuance: September 25, 2024, 14:45 CST

Attention: International law enforcement agencies, border control, and the public. The following individuals are wanted for war crimes committed during the Calvan Civil War (1991-2001) and are believed to be at large. These individuals are responsible for atrocities including ethnic cleansing, mass executions, and crimes against humanity. We request cooperation in locating and apprehending them. Any information leading to their capture will be treated with the utmost urgency.

UPDATE: Arsenios "The Smuggler" Mavros Detained
Status: Detained as of September 24, 2024
Details: Arsenios "The Smuggler" Mavros was apprehended at Agios Górtyna International Airport (AGX) while attempting to enter Calva using falsified documents. He has been transferred to a high-security detention facility where he awaits trial for war crimes, including ethnic cleansing and human trafficking.
Further Action: No longer at large. Continue to monitor the remaining fugitives listed below.
Wanted Individuals Still At Large
1. Selma Hasanović (AIL)
Last Known Affiliation: Austinian Independence League (AIL)
Crimes: Responsible for organizing guerrilla warfare and bombings of civilian infrastructure, including schools and hospitals.
Last Known Location: Disappeared in 1996, suspected to be hiding in rural areas, possibly with AIL sympathizers.
Description: Age: 46, Height: 170 cm, Build: Slim, Hair: Black, Eyes: Green. Fluent in several regional dialects and known for changing appearances frequently.
Dangerous: Yes
Notes: Hasanović is skilled in guerrilla tactics and has evaded capture for years. Considered highly dangerous.
2. Damir "The Wolf" Savić (LPA)
Last Known Affiliation: Lichstinian People's Army (LPA)
Crimes: Mass executions during the Bijela Luka Massacres, including the murder of prisoners of war and civilians.
Last Known Location: Fled in 2001, whereabouts unknown.
Description: Age: 52, Height: 185 cm, Build: Muscular, Hair: Shaved, Eyes: Blue. Known for his cold demeanor and combat experience.
Dangerous: Yes
Notes: Savić is believed to be living under a false identity, possibly in a neighboring country. Armed and extremely dangerous.
How to Report Information
If you have any information regarding the whereabouts of these individuals, please contact the Calvan Special Investigations Directorate (CSID) immediately. All information will be kept confidential, and assistance will be greatly appreciated.

Contact Information:
Calvan Special Investigations Directorate (CSID)
Hotline: +302 445 678 900
Email: warcrimes@csid.calvagov.org
Encrypted Contact: Visit www.csid.calvagov.org/report for secure, anonymous reporting.
Postal Address:
Calvan Special Investigations Directorate
Ministry of Justice
Agios Górtyna, Calva
45678

Note: These individuals are considered armed and dangerous. Do not attempt to confront or apprehend them. If seen, contact local authorities immediately and notify the CSID using the contact information above.

You said:
Update curren time of issuing is 22:51 CST
ChatGPT said:
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All-Points Bulletin (APB): International Alert for War Criminals Still At Large
Issued by the Calvan Special Investigations Directorate (CSID)
Joint Task Force of the Calvan Police and Army
Time of Issuance: September 25, 2024, 22:51 CST

Attention: International law enforcement agencies, border control, and the public. The following individuals are wanted for war crimes committed during the Calvan Civil War (1991-2001) and are believed to be at large. These individuals are responsible for atrocities including ethnic cleansing, mass executions, and crimes against humanity. We request cooperation in locating and apprehending them. Any information leading to their capture will be treated with the utmost urgency.

UPDATE: Arsenios "The Smuggler" Mavros Detained
Status: Detained as of September 24, 2024
Details: Arsenios "The Smuggler" Mavros was apprehended at Agios Górtyna International Airport (AGX) while attempting to enter Calva using falsified documents. He has been transferred to a high-security detention facility where he awaits trial for war crimes, including ethnic cleansing and human trafficking.
Further Action: No longer at large. Continue to monitor the remaining fugitives listed below.

Wanted Individuals Still At Large
1. Selma Hasanović (AIL)
Last Known Affiliation: Austinian Independence League (AIL)
Crimes: Responsible for organizing guerrilla warfare and bombings of civilian infrastructure, including schools and hospitals.
Last Known Location: Disappeared in 1996, suspected to be hiding in rural areas, possibly with AIL sympathizers.
Description: Age: 46, Height: 170 cm, Build: Slim, Hair: Black, Eyes: Green. Fluent in several regional dialects and known for changing appearances frequently.
Dangerous: Yes
Notes: Hasanović is skilled in guerrilla tactics and has evaded capture for years. Considered highly dangerous.
2. Damir "The Wolf" Savić (LPA)
Last Known Affiliation: Lichstinian People's Army (LPA)
Crimes: Mass executions during the Bijela Luka Massacres, including the murder of prisoners of war and civilians.
Last Known Location: Fled in 2001, whereabouts unknown.
Description: Age: 52, Height: 185 cm, Build: Muscular, Hair: Shaved, Eyes: Blue. Known for his cold demeanor and combat experience.
Dangerous: Yes
Notes: Savić is believed to be living under a false identity, possibly in a neighboring country. Armed and extremely dangerous.
How to Report Information
If you have any information regarding the whereabouts of these individuals, please contact the Calvan Special Investigations Directorate (CSID) immediately. All information will be kept confidential, and assistance will be greatly appreciated.

Contact Information:
Calvan Special Investigations Directorate (CSID)
Hotline: +302 445 678 900
Email: warcrimes@csid.calvagov.org
Encrypted Contact: Visit www.csid.calvagov.org/report for secure, anonymous reporting.
Postal Address:
Calvan Special Investigations Directorate
Ministry of Justice
Agios Górtyna, Calva
45678

Note: These individuals are considered armed and dangerous. Do not attempt to confront or apprehend them. If seen, contact local authorities immediately and notify the CSID using the contact information above.

Y’know it’s kinda funny to me that the nation I’m practically co-delegate with is called Blacklight when I am also sort of called Blacklight or something close to it in a couple of smashed together languages.

Did that make sense? Hopefully that made sense.

Calva wrote:Dang my information was out of date by ages, welcome back anway, dont mind me, I was totaly not planing to seise power one day,...

Thanks, now I know that I cannot rely on NS to actually warn me about CTE'ing anymore lmao

Kuroluce wrote:Y’know it’s kinda funny to me that the nation I’m practically co-delegate with is called Blacklight when I am also sort of called Blacklight or something close to it in a couple of smashed together languages.

Did that make sense? Hopefully that made sense.

I think I got it. My silver-hammer-disco-ball dimension must be the right frequency to penetrate your tinfoil hat. Or something.

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