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The Glorious Nation of Arstotzka RMB

WA Delegate: None.

Founder: The Depressing Hellscape of Jalliala

Last WA Update:

Board Activity History Admin Rank

Largest Black Market: 34th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 39th Most Ignorant Citizens: 69th+32
Largest Mining Sector: 93rd Most Corrupt Governments: 102nd Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 106th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 107th Most Devout: 128th Largest Manufacturing Sector: 139th Most Primitive: 153rd Highest Poor Incomes: 157th Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 187th Largest Insurance Industry: 188th Most Subsidized Industry: 221st Highest Average Incomes: 224th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 258th Most Avoided: 280th Highest Economic Output: 307th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 438th Largest Governments: 455th Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 538th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 539th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 561st Lowest Crime Rates: 660th Fattest Citizens: 728th Highest Average Tax Rates: 849th Most Authoritarian: 951st Nudest: 975th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1,032nd Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,157th Most Efficient Economies: 1,436th Most Conservative: 1,484th Most Advanced Public Transport: 1,491st Most Influential: 1,729th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 2,018th
World Factbook Entry

Glory to Arstotzka!
We're just a small region playing the game for some fun. All nations are welcome.
We somehow got featured on the World featured region page. Huzzah!
Invaders are cute and all, but do know the Founder is active and will deny entry.
Such is life in glorious Arstotzka.

Embassies: Melhorian Sea, The Bar on the corner of every region, International Debating Area, Arconian Empire, The Great Universe, The Embassy, The Illuminati, Gypsy Lands, The Great Region, Coin Collecting Club, SECFanatics, Lardyland, MentosLand, Monarchist and Democratic Alliance, Robot Industries, Europe but better, and 2 others.Tranquility, and Fredonia.

Tags: Anti-Capitalist, Anti-Communist, Anti-Fascist, Anti-General Assembly, Anti-Security Council, Anti-World Assembly, Casual, Featured, Isolationist, Minuscule, Neutral, Pacifist, and 1 other.Regional Government.

The Glorious Nation of Arstotzka contains 5 nations, the 2,885th most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Most Devout in The Glorious Nation of Arstotzka

World Census Inquisitors conducted rigorous one-on-one interviews probing the depth of citizens' beliefs in order to determine which nations were the most devout.

As a region, The Glorious Nation of Arstotzka is ranked 128th in the world for Most Devout.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Depressing Hellscape of JallialaPsychotic Dictatorship“Freedom is oppression”
2.The Elysium of KyklPsychotic Dictatorship“We Will Flog You”
3.The Republic of HARD JAZZIron Fist Consumerists“'Thou mayest blow each other to bits''”
4.The Demogogic Autocracy of De EvliaIron Fist Consumerists“Just Don't”
5.The Holy Empire of CarbilseCivil Rights Lovefest“Lux aeterna”

Regional Happenings


The Glorious Nation of Arstotzka Regional Message Board

Post by The oryctolagus cuniculean border patrol suppressed by HARD JAZZ.

The oryctolagus cuniculean border patrol

The Arstotzkan Border

Jalliala wrote:Amusement, mostly. If anything truly imperative is needed, it will be posted in the factbook entry. This isn't exactly a hugely active community of nations, just a few friends who found this game and wanted to enjoy it together. Thank you for joining, but if you want to be involved with Nationstates politics, here is probably not the place for you. You are certainly welcome to stay if you please, of course. GL and TC!

Funny, that's the reason I'm here. Only, I'm allied with a nation of a lot of my friends, the Federation of Greater German Republics, this is only my puppet nation.

Post by Arstotzkaia suppressed by Jalliala.


Post by Jalliala suppressed by Carbilse.

Post by TAO the Wanderer suppressed by Jalliala.

Greetings from TAO. Just passing through on WalkAbout.

Post by Zaila suppressed by a moderator.

Post by LunctLand suppressed by HARD JAZZ.

In recent months the International Debating Area (or IDA) has suffered from low activity. It is no longer the busy and prosperous region it once was, a place where people from around the world would come to get their views challenged.

We intend to change this. Currently, the International Debating Area is undergoing its Grand Restoration as a last effort to reinstall activity and frequent debates. We would appreciate it if members from across all our embassies participated in our debates and perhaps even move a puppet to our region. Right now, we're hosting our first serious poll in a while:

Gun Control

Please vote and debate in the International Debating Area RMB.

If you feel like our region offers a lot to you or your region, don't be afraid to subscribe to the Debaters' News Outlet (or DNO). To do so, telegram DFTBA-Land.

The IDA has a rich history with many great debates. Donít let that history end today. Join our debates. Question your views. Become a part of our community!

Post by Tuskeny suppressed by Jalliala.

*unintelligible grunting noises*


Post by DFTBA-Land suppressed by Jalliala.


New Poll!

The Future of the Arctic

Please Vote & Debate in the RMB!

P.S. Please also discuss about the best way to put your plan into action.

Post by Bastanbo suppressed by HARD JAZZ.

i see, free speech is not welcomed here. I love it!

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