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Cyberarch corporation

PhilTech wrote:Roleplay:

(As you travel around PhilTech, a whisper suddenly caught your attention in the dark alleyways of the undercity)
"Shhhh, hey you, yes you! Come here! I got a nice offer for you...see this? Tasty isn't it? There are more of them from where they came from."

(sniffing, laughing and shaking uncontrollably)
"Hey man look...we better split up before the authorities finds us. Let me give you their address---you can find them here, PhilTech Drug Trade"

"Now you know where to find them hehehehhahahahahehhehh...I'll leave it to you then (Runs away from you in a spectacular fashion, never to be seen again)."

Roleplay:

(After the drug deal was conducted, a peculiar figure slowly approaches the drug dealer and stops halfway, making three meters between the two of them)

"Who the hell are you?" Asks the drug dealer.

(Inaudible whispers are heard from the figure. It starts to groan, as if it is in pain)

"Look, I have no idea who or what you are or why you're here, but you better get the hell outta here, before things get nasty!" Yells the dealer.

(The dealer pulls out a Hex Carbine and points the barrel at the figure, with the Chemtech weapon being decorated with all sorts of trinkets and symbols)

(Whispers are heard from the invasive figure once more. The whispers become audible and more clear. It's voice is low and somewhat gurgly, with it saying):

"As instructed by The Essence's digital network, I will terminate you and your accomplice for dealing and receiving illegal drugs"

"What the- did you say 'Essence'? You're tellin' me you're from Cyberarch? Now what in the hell do you think you're doin' in PhilTech?" Questions the dealer.

"You should know better than to question my motives." says the figure

"Enough talk, time to die!" Announces the dealer

(The drug dealer pulls the trigger and shoots a good through the figure's chest, making a black goo-like substance spill out onto the ground. The figures lands on its Knees and groans in agony. The drug dealer walks up to the figure and takes another shot at its head, knocking it to the ground.)

"Pfftt, how pathetic was that, huh? I kinda though you would put up more of a fight, oh well." Laughs the dealer as he turns around to walk away.

(As the dealer is walking away, a black tentacle flies towards him and punctures him in the back, with it piercing through the chest. The dealer screams in anguish and pain as he attempts to run away. The tentacle lifts him the air and throws him into the ground. The figure gets back up and retracts the tentacle. It walks towards the dealer and says):

"Before I crush your skull, I will finally enlighten you about what I truly am. My designation is CC-027, and I have been created for one purpose: to spread law and order through deadly force. Just something I would share with you before you meet your inevitable fate."

(CC-027 crushes the dealers head. It then absorbs the dealer's corpse and seeps into the ground to avoid any more attention)

PhilTech wrote:Roleplay:

(As you travel around PhilTech, a whisper suddenly caught your attention in the dark alleyways of the undercity)
"Shhhh, hey you, yes you! Come here! I got a nice offer for you...see this? Tasty isn't it? There are more of them from where they came from."

(sniffing, laughing and shaking uncontrollably)
"Hey man look...we better split up before the authorities finds us. Let me give you their address---you can find them here, PhilTech Drug Trade"

"Now you know where to find them hehehehhahahahahehhehh...I'll leave it to you then (Runs away from you in a spectacular fashion, never to be seen again)."

Leader Name: Emelk Tetria
Purpose of your transaction: (mark all that may apply)
[x] Military Purposes
[] Recreational Use
[] Other; (please specify here)
Type of Drug: (mark all that you want to order)
[x] Chemtech Serum
[x] Shimmer
Specify Quantity: 2,000 Units of each.
Meeting Point/Drop-off point: There is a large Military base South-West of Festungsstadt known as Militärmajor. *Class 7 Military Pass Attached* (Check factbook for more information)
Do you want our supervision? [x] Yes [] No, we can do it ourselves
Statement of Purpose (Important): The AC is interested by the potential for these chemicals. Ketri wishes to diversify it's military capabilities with these substances, as suggested by it's description. They may be useful for a sort of special task force, or similar organizations.

PhilTech and Cyberarch corporation

Ketri wrote:Leader Name: Emelk Tetria
Purpose of your transaction: (mark all that may apply)
[x] Military Purposes
[] Recreational Use
[] Other; (please specify here)
Type of Drug: (mark all that you want to order)
[x] Chemtech Serum
[x] Shimmer
Specify Quantity: 2,000 Units of each.
Meeting Point/Drop-off point: There is a large Military base South-West of Festungsstadt known as Militärmajor. *Class 7 Military Pass Attached* (Check factbook for more information)
Do you want our supervision? [x] Yes [] No, we can do it ourselves
Statement of Purpose (Important): The AC is interested by the potential for these chemicals. Ketri wishes to diversify it's military capabilities with these substances, as suggested by it's description. They may be useful for a sort of special task force, or similar organizations.

"This is acccepted. Your orders will now be sent to Militärmajor. Out of 3 million of your soldiers, we will help you with the selection process of supersoldier candidates. They will surely add to your advance military arsenals."

Regards,
Head Chembaron

Ketri

OOC (Non-roleplay): Btw guys if you ever going to order here in PhilTech Drug Trade, you can post your order in that forum thread itself (there is a "Post Reply" in the bottom-leftmost corner); or if you are shy (because everyone from around the world will see your post in the forums) then you can post your orders here in our Regional Message Board, in that way we're the only ones that can see your post.

I also encourage everyone to use the National and International Roleplaying Forums to conduct their roleplay and message it here so we can participate.

However mind you that most of the time, The Forum Roleplaying section isn't Newbie/Noob friendly unlike here in our Region Roleplay.

Cyberarch corporation

OOC: That was a fun read!

Cyberarch corporation wrote:Roleplay:

(After the drug deal was conducted, a peculiar figure slowly approaches the drug dealer and stops halfway, making three meters between the two of them)

"Who the hell are you?" Asks the drug dealer.

(Inaudible whispers are heard from the figure. It starts to groan, as if it is in pain)

"Look, I have no idea who or what you are or why you're here, but you better get the hell outta here, before things get nasty!" Yells the dealer.

(The dealer pulls out a Hex Carbine and points the barrel at the figure, with the Chemtech weapon being decorated with all sorts of trinkets and symbols)

(Whispers are heard from the invasive figure once more. The whispers become audible and more clear. It's voice is low and somewhat gurgly, with it saying):

"As instructed by The Essence's digital network, I will terminate you and your accomplice for dealing and receiving illegal drugs"

"What the- did you say 'Essence'? You're tellin' me you're from Cyberarch? Now what in the hell do you think you're doin' in PhilTech?" Questions the dealer.

"You should know better than to question my motives." says the figure

"Enough talk, time to die!" Announces the dealer

(The drug dealer pulls the trigger and shoots a good through the figure's chest, making a black goo-like substance spill out onto the ground. The figures lands on its Knees and groans in agony. The drug dealer walks up to the figure and takes another shot at its head, knocking it to the ground.)

"Pfftt, how pathetic was that, huh? I kinda though you would put up more of a fight, oh well." Laughs the dealer as he turns around to walk away.

(As the dealer is walking away, a black tentacle flies towards him and punctures him in the back, with it piercing through the chest. The dealer screams in anguish and pain as he attempts to run away. The tentacle lifts him the air and throws him into the ground. The figure gets back up and retracts the tentacle. It walks towards the dealer and says):

"Before I crush your skull, I will finally enlighten you about what I truly am. My designation is CC-027, and I have been created for one purpose: to spread law and order through deadly force. Just something I would share with you before you meet your inevitable fate."

(CC-027 crushes the dealers head. It then absorbs the dealer's corpse and seeps into the ground to avoid any more attention)

Roleplay:

(PHILTECH NATIONAL HEADLINES: The Mysterious Disappearance of Pablo Easycobra.)

(Looking professional and confidently showing her gorgeous Chemtech Exo-Philtrator protruding through her neck from her scalp; News reporter Lady Big-ashe is about to give the major news of the day)

“This is reporting live from the PhilTech National News TV.” – Reporter Lady Big-ash

“Heartbreaking news! The beloved drug dealer Pablo Easycobra has gone missing. Authorities are still investigating his sudden disappearance, as of now, it is currently believed that he died from a lethal overdose of the drug called Nuke in the dark unknown alleyways of the Undercity. However, the Mob Boss of the PhilTech Drug Trade has something to say about the speculation.” – Reporter Lady Big-ash

(The News TV switches itself to a recorded interview of the PhilTech Drug Trade’s Mob Boss)

“THAT IS IMPOSSIBLE! All our drug dealers have a specialized built-in implant inside their brains that constantly tracks their every movement, transaction, voice, EVERYTHING! Yet based on our database; his implant suddenly stops working immediately after his last transaction; so, we have no clue what really happened to him after that. However, we are confident that he somehow managed to deactivate his implant, if we managed to find him – we will surely punish him for this offence!”, Exerts the Mob Boss

“And Besides! Dead or Alive, that poor bastard is easily replaceable! We can find another talented drug dealer like him---just about now.”, says the Mob Boss

(The News TV switches back to its main live broadcast)

“Now we go to the live interview of Pablo Easycobra’s grieving family.” – Reporter Lady Big-ash

(The News TV switches to the live interview of Pablo’s wife and his daughter)

“No, no, no! This can’t be true! I know he is a little bit of a jerk, but He is a good father to my 8-year-old daughter! All he ever wanted was to give everything for her daughter, that is why he did these things. She is daddy’s girl! Whoever did this to Him shall not be forgiven!", (loud and angry) cries the wife

“I MISS MY DADDY! PLEASE BRING HIM BACK, PLEAAAAASSSEE!", the daughter crying in a river of tears.

(The News TV switches back to its main live broadcast)

“Now as you can see, that was tear-jerking statements from the bereaved family…” – Reporter Lady Big-ash

“To end this segment, the council is already planning to consider Pablo Easycobra as a martyr and a National Hero of PhilTech.”

“This is Reporter Lady Big-ash, signing out.”

Cyberarch corporation

Continuation to this.

PhilTech wrote:

Roleplay:

(PHILTECH NATIONAL HEADLINES: The Mysterious Disappearance of Pablo Easycobra.)

(Looking professional and confidently showing her gorgeous Chemtech Exo-Philtrator protruding through her neck from her scalp; News reporter Lady Big-ashe is about to give the major news of the day)

“This is reporting live from the PhilTech National News TV.” – Reporter Lady Big-ash

“Heartbreaking news! The beloved drug dealer Pablo Easycobra has gone missing. Authorities are still investigating his sudden disappearance, as of now, it is currently believed that he died from a lethal overdose of the drug called Nuke in the dark unknown alleyways of the Undercity. However, the Mob Boss of the PhilTech Drug Trade has something to say about the speculation.” – Reporter Lady Big-ash

(The News TV switches itself to a recorded interview of the PhilTech Drug Trade’s Mob Boss)

“THAT IS IMPOSSIBLE! All our drug dealers have a specialized built-in implant inside their brains that constantly tracks their every movement, transaction, voice, EVERYTHING! Yet based on our database; his implant suddenly stops working immediately after his last transaction; so, we have no clue what really happened to him after that. However, we are confident that he somehow managed to deactivate his implant, if we managed to find him – we will surely punish him for this offence!”, Exerts the Mob Boss

“And Besides! Dead or Alive, that poor bastard is easily replaceable! We can find another talented drug dealer like him---just about now.”, says the Mob Boss

(The News TV switches back to its main live broadcast)

“Now we go to the live interview of Pablo Easycobra’s grieving family.” – Reporter Lady Big-ash

(The News TV switches to the live interview of Pablo’s wife and his daughter)

“No, no, no! This can’t be true! I know he is a little bit of a jerk, but He is a good father to my 8-year-old daughter! All he ever wanted was to give everything for her daughter, that is why he did these things. She is daddy’s girl! Whoever did this to Him shall not be forgiven!", (loud and angry) cries the wife

“I MISS MY DADDY! PLEASE BRING HIM BACK, PLEAAAAASSSEE!", the daughter crying in a river of tears.

(The News TV switches back to its main live broadcast)

“Now as you can see, that was tear-jerking statements from the bereaved family…” – Reporter Lady Big-ash

“To end this segment, the council is already planning to consider Pablo Easycobra as a martyr and a National Hero of PhilTech.”

“This is Reporter Lady Big-ash, signing out.”

(Meanwhile, in the Deepest Depths of the Undercity, the Head Chembaron and his assistant are already talking about the Mysterious Case.)

(In a confined Chemtech powered private room, The Head Chembaron’s presence seems so particularly intimidating that even the slightest of sound turns quiet.)

“Have you heard about the news?”, said the assistant

“Hmm…”, grunts the Head Chembaron

“That’s it? You really have nothing to say? Why are you always so quiet?!”, the assistant said angrily

“He is a nobody…yes I would agree that he is efficient at his work but in the end…he’s a nobody---easily replaceable.”, the Head Chembaron said calmly.

“Har! Har! Same old words coming from you, no surprise there. Same old massive ego of a old man; but that’s fine---PEOPLE LOVE YOU FOR IT! Woohoo!”, the assistant said with enthusiasm.

(After her last sentence, the room suddenly turns quiet once more, until…)

“Have you heard about The Essence?”, questions the Head Chembaron

“Holy rockets! It’s been a while since you asked a question! WHAT A SURPRISE! The Essence? You mean that myth—that legend from this so called Cyberarch, a society not from this world? NAHHHHH! I DON’T BELIEVE IN SUCH NONSENSE FOLKLORES”, said the assistant.

“My little girl, sometimes legends can be true and, in this case---if they exist, we have to be ready…but you know what? enough of this---lets get back to work.”, said the Head Chembaron

“AHHHH WHAT? WORK AGAIN? COME ON! I WANT SOME RESSSSST! AND HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TOLD YOU THAT I AM NOT YOUR LITTLE GIRL ANYMORE! I AM A GROWN ASS BEAUTIFUL WOMAN!”, the Assistant said annoyingly.

“Tell the Mob Boss that the PhilTech Drug Trade Operation will continue; Don’t you dare do something stupid, Jinx!" , said the Head Chembaron.

“OKAY…DAD!” – Jinx

Cyberarch corporation

PhilTech wrote:OOC: That was a fun read!

Roleplay:

(PHILTECH NATIONAL HEADLINES: The Mysterious Disappearance of Pablo Easycobra.)

(Looking professional and confidently showing her gorgeous Chemtech Exo-Philtrator protruding through her neck from her scalp; News reporter Lady Big-ashe is about to give the major news of the day)

“This is reporting live from the PhilTech National News TV.” – Reporter Lady Big-ash

“Heartbreaking news! The beloved drug dealer Pablo Easycobra has gone missing. Authorities are still investigating his sudden disappearance, as of now, it is currently believed that he died from a lethal overdose of the drug called Nuke in the dark unknown alleyways of the Undercity. However, the Mob Boss of the PhilTech Drug Trade has something to say about the speculation.” – Reporter Lady Big-ash

(The News TV switches itself to a recorded interview of the PhilTech Drug Trade’s Mob Boss)

“THAT IS IMPOSSIBLE! All our drug dealers have a specialized built-in implant inside their brains that constantly tracks their every movement, transaction, voice, EVERYTHING! Yet based on our database; his implant suddenly stops working immediately after his last transaction; so, we have no clue what really happened to him after that. However, we are confident that he somehow managed to deactivate his implant, if we managed to find him – we will surely punish him for this offence!”, Exerts the Mob Boss

“And Besides! Dead or Alive, that poor bastard is easily replaceable! We can find another talented drug dealer like him---just about now.”, says the Mob Boss

(The News TV switches back to its main live broadcast)

“Now we go to the live interview of Pablo Easycobra’s grieving family.” – Reporter Lady Big-ash

(The News TV switches to the live interview of Pablo’s wife and his daughter)

“No, no, no! This can’t be true! I know he is a little bit of a jerk, but He is a good father to my 8-year-old daughter! All he ever wanted was to give everything for her daughter, that is why he did these things. She is daddy’s girl! Whoever did this to Him shall not be forgiven!", (loud and angry) cries the wife

“I MISS MY DADDY! PLEASE BRING HIM BACK, PLEAAAAASSSEE!", the daughter crying in a river of tears.

(The News TV switches back to its main live broadcast)

“Now as you can see, that was tear-jerking statements from the bereaved family…” – Reporter Lady Big-ash

“To end this segment, the council is already planning to consider Pablo Easycobra as a martyr and a National Hero of PhilTech.”

“This is Reporter Lady Big-ash, signing out.”

Roleplay

(In the Fire Nation Palace, the Fire Nation's Minister of State Security reports the news to Fire Lord Hanzō.)

"Hmph. It was only a meagre drug dealer. I have little interests in the likes of those vermin!"

(The flames surrounding Hanzō's throne turn red and intensify as Hanzō thundered.)

"You know what you must continue to do, Minister."

"Yes my Lord, State Security is keeping tabs on our ports of entry. We have not had an epidemic of drugs since Lord Sozin dismantled the drug trade."

"Let's keep it that way. Besides, we have no need for those. The comet is on the way again."

"Sozin's comet, my Lord?"

"Precisely."

"So soon. It has not been a full year since it last came. What are you planning to do this time my Lord?"

"Leave that to me. We are going to try something new and unprecedented. For now, we wait."

PhilTech and Cyberarch corporation

PhilTech wrote:"This is acccepted. Your orders will now be sent to Militärmajor. Out of 3 million of your soldiers, we will help you with the selection process of supersoldier candidates. They will surely add to your advance military arsenals."

Regards,
Head Chembaron

Acknowledged. The operators there have been informed and will await your arrival. Your business is . . .
Appreciated

PhilTech and Cyberarch corporation

F in the chatistan

Yet another hyperauthoritarian Tinhampton stats puppet. All of my posts are OOC.

The F in today's chat goes to Magdalena Andersson (Prime Minister of Sweden by virtue of only 49.6% of MPs opposing her nomination last year), who has just tested positive for COVID-19!

PhilTech and Cyberarch corporation

Wow! Good to have you here Tinhampton! It is a great to honor to have a well-known (if not one of the premier) resolution's author have his/her presence in this region!

Please feel free to make your puppet feel at home here!

Cyberarch corporation and Fredomiana

Post self-deleted by The reformation of qing dynasty.

Hi

F in the chatistan

Social Conservatism: 100.

The F in today's chat goes to Virat Kohli, who has resigned as captain of India's Test cricket team after their 2-1 series defeat against South Africa!

PhilTech and Cyberarch corporation

Fredomiana included in the Regional Map.

Fredomiana

Mesmania wrote:Hi

Hello Mesmania! Welcome to the Glorious Evolution! Hope you'll eventually stay here!

Cyberarch corporation and Mesmania

Congratulations to The Immortal Fire Nation! Our new Regional Officer!

Cyberarch corporation and The Immortal Fire Nation

Cyberarch corporation

Head Chembaron wrote:Congratulations to The Immortal Fire Nation! Our new Regional Officer!

Your dedication helping revive dying regions and co-operating has finally paid off! Let us hope you'll serve this region proudly! Congratulations!

Head Chembaron wrote:Congratulations to The Immortal Fire Nation! Our new Regional Officer!

I will not take these powers for granted despite the Fire Nation’s history of doing such. Being honest, if this title was bestowed upon my cousin or grandfather, this would be a different conversation.

With Sincere Regards,
Fire Lord Hanzō

PhilTech and Cyberarch corporation

F in the chatistan

The F in today's chat goes to Novak Djokovic, who... you know.

PhilTech and Saint b

Good Greetings.

The great, sovereign, totally-not-fragmented-and-run-by-warlords nation of Saint B aka Bebonistan joins your alliance as a measure against the tyranny of the World Assembly and their moral absolutism.
After all, every intelligent and successful warlord in history was a moral relativist, and statistics don't lie.
Our Most Serene Chieftain Gabil Habindo sends you eggs of an endangered ostrich species as a token of friendship, and hopes to establish a peaceful and fruitful relationship.

Be rest assured,
Chief Ambassador Gomeb.

PhilTech, Cyberarch corporation, and The Immortal Fire Nation

Saint b wrote:Good Greetings.

The great, sovereign, totally-not-fragmented-and-run-by-warlords nation of Saint B aka Bebonistan joins your alliance as a measure against the tyranny of the World Assembly and their moral absolutism.
After all, every intelligent and successful warlord in history was a moral relativist, and statistics don't lie.
Our Most Serene Chieftain Gabil Habindo sends you eggs of an endangered ostrich species as a token of friendship, and hopes to establish a peaceful and fruitful relationship.

Be rest assured,
Chief Ambassador Gomeb.

Ambassador,

I welcome you and your sovereign realms into the Glorious Evolution. We are all moral relativists United in a common goal, which is to achieve progress on our own away from the eyes of the WA. I have received your gift and I must say, it’s the first time I or anyone in Caldera City has seen these kind of eggs up close. We look forward to collaborating with your realms in the future.

With Sincere Regards,
Fire Lord Hanzō of the Fire Nation

PhilTech, Cyberarch corporation, and Saint b

My Dear Glorious Evolved,

We are pleased to announce to all of you are latest Black Market establishments, Scandanavia and Chinki. Please, do enjoy their tasty offerings.

Regards,
Head Chembaron

Cyberarch corporation

The Immortal Fire Nation wrote:Roleplay

(In the Fire Nation Palace, the Fire Nation's Minister of State Security reports the news to Fire Lord Hanzō.)

"Hmph. It was only a meagre drug dealer. I have little interests in the likes of those vermin!"

(The flames surrounding Hanzō's throne turn red and intensify as Hanzō thundered.)

"You know what you must continue to do, Minister."

"Yes my Lord, State Security is keeping tabs on our ports of entry. We have not had an epidemic of drugs since Lord Sozin dismantled the drug trade."

"Let's keep it that way. Besides, we have no need for those. The comet is on the way again."

"Sozin's comet, my Lord?"

"Precisely."

"So soon. It has not been a full year since it last came. What are you planning to do this time my Lord?"

"Leave that to me. We are going to try something new and unprecedented. For now, we wait."

Roleplay:

(In Head Chembaron’s underground facility, the undercity’s other Chembarons are discussing their future plans for PhilTech’s Drug Trade)

(The Room is filled with silence as the Chembarons are waiting for Head Chembaron’s words of the day.)

“It has come to my attention that a successful Black Market of our military-grade narcotics have been established in Ketri, is that right?”, said the Head Chembaron

“Yes, the narcotics have already been delivered in their Military city of Militärmajor and business will surely flourish”, grins Baron Takeda

“Good.”

(The Room is filled with silence once again but after some time, Head Chembaron suddenly stands from his chair and circles around the room – at this point, everybody knows that discussion will about to get serious.)

“I have decided to try establishing a drug trade in The Immortal Fire Nation once again, plans are already in place – it will commence a week after.”, the Head Chembaron said calmly.

“Am I hearing this correctly? YOU DID WHAT?!”

“Out of all the countries out there, you chose the Fire Nation?! We already tried and we failed! Have you lost your goddamn mind on this?!”

“Calm down. We will avoid igniting their Fire at all cost. Remember we are here to establish a business, not a fight.”

“And what is this plan exactly?”

“We use our strength and their weakness. What is our strength? Under. What is a Fire’s weakness? Water. Combine them and you’ll know exactly what I meant…we will go Very Deep Underwater---we’ll use submarines. Near their shores, very deep on the ocean floor---undetected, there we will start doing what we do best, digging. We'll start creating networks of underground tunnels into the Heart of the Fire Nation, this is where we will conduct the drug trade.”, said the Head Chembaron

“This…this is indeed a good plan; but what if the plan failed?”

“We move on like we used to, fighting them was never worth it. Now I want votes, who’s in favor?”

(Convinced, all of the Chembarons around the room raised their hands in approval.)

“Very well. Meeting dismissed.”

Cyberarch corporation, The Immortal Fire Nation, and Ketri

Cyberarch corporation

PhilTech wrote:My Dear Glorious Evolved,

We are pleased to announce to all of you are latest Black Market establishments, Scandanavia and Chinki. Please, do enjoy their tasty offerings.

Regards,
Head Chembaron

What weird regions. One of them is a misspelled Scandinavia and the other is a slur for people of Chinese ethnicity.

Cyberarch corporation wrote:What weird regions. One of them is a misspelled Scandinavia and the other is a slur for people of Chinese ethnicity.

Ikr, I laughed when I realized their names haha.

Cyberarch corporation

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