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The Genesis Corporation RMB

WA Delegate: The Third Republic of Salish-Cascadia (elected )

Founder: The Corporate Administration of Swarmlandia

Board Activity History Admin Rank

World Factbook Entry

Welcome to The Genesis Corporation
Founded March 2011. #1 in the World in Procrastination!

TGC Bulletin Board
10 September 2016 - The Star of Jorj is reinstated to the Chief Executive office.
6 May 2016 - The Star of Jorj ceased to exist, ending a reign of 1043 days.
31 Oct 2015 - Zombies prove no match for the might of TGC.
5 Oct 2014 - Jorj elected WA Delegate (ending Salish-Cascadia's reign of 339 days).
29 Sep 2014 - Salish-Cascadia resigns as CEO
31 July 2013 - TGC is Featured Region!

LinkHistorical Ruin of Forum

Embassies: The Ascendancy, Capitalist Paradise, The Bar on the corner of every region, Avadam Inn, East of West, Sonnel, Ebola Quarantine Zone, Bear Country, Union of Confederate Regions, The Embassy, Pandoran States, and RGBN.

Tags: Democratic, Large, Anti-Fascist, Anarchist, Libertarian, Casual, Regional Government, Featured, and Snarky.

Regional Power: High

The Genesis Corporation contains 64 nations, the 231st most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Longest Average Lifespans in The Genesis Corporation

Nations ranked highly have lower rates of preventable death, with their citizens enjoying longer average lifespans.

As a region, The Genesis Corporation is ranked 11,036th in the world for Longest Average Lifespans.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Republic of BulbuderNew York Times Democracy“Path to success is paved with sweat and persistence”
2.The Third Republic of Salish-CascadiaLeft-Leaning College State“United virtue is stronger”
3.The Kingdom of Playball758Father Knows Best State“Half the lies they tell about me aren't true”
4.The TSP Branch of TORCHWOOD 18Inoffensive Centrist Democracy“Torchwood TSP Branch”
5.The Genesis Corporation Branch of Torchwood 37Inoffensive Centrist Democracy“Torchwood TGC Branch”
6.The Principality of The Errant Mind of TerrikLeft-Leaning College State“What secret weapon?”
7.The Jingoistic States of HyfafaNew York Times Democracy“Silence is golden”
8.The Republic of CalveInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Nuts!”
9.The High Proof of Strategic Nuclear MooseLeft-Leaning College State“And God said 'Let them have beer'”
10.The Incorporated States of JarnCapitalist Paradise“Upside down!”
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Regional Happenings


The Genesis Corporation Regional Message Board

Guys... its been 5 years since I last talked to some of you. How's life?

Torchwood 37

It's been Kosher boss. Sales are up, costs are down, and none of us have had to do any strenuous labor in years. TGC is excelling at it's purpose.


TREMENDOUS. BELIEVE ME. We've been making the best deals using all the best words. BELIEVE ME.

Torchwood 37 and Swarmlandia

Wow I missed Swarms return. Oh well, these things happen when Torch keeps using my receptionists as test subjects. And not returning them...

I guess it's a good thing we are sitting out of the nuclear war. Some of the experimental warheads down in the lab would make their best look like firecrackers. Totally unfair.

Those are our firecrackers down in the lab. We would be selling them, but Marketing needs to do a better job convincing people that nuclear weapons make for spectacular pyrotechnic displays.


All personnel are encouraged to take part in the Genesis Corporation Nuclear Sales program. Those who successfully sell 1000 units get a bobble head for their office. Take it as God Kek's blessing as our faction link contains the numbers 1337. Get to it folks.

As we climb from the fallout shelter on sublevel six we find that our sales campaign was not particularly profitable. While setting up the minibar my puppets came under attack by the Conventium faction owned by United Confederacy of Regions . Although four branches were lost we ultimately gained the upper hand when their main shield nation went offline. Hundreds of Genesian Postal III nuclear missiles battered and destroyed key enemy nations. Unfortunately the outcome of the battle will never truly be known as the Impetu faction finished off both Conventium and us...Almost.

With 1660 successfully delivered nuclear missiles I win the bobble head.

Salish gets an extra vacation day for actually joining, and since Salish was not destroyed we technically survived.

Now back to planning to plan on doing something. Eventually.


Hello! Everybody!

Torchwood 37


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