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<a generic conversation-starting post>
Rejoice, citizens. The Fourth Hegemony has freed you from the yoke of Marxism.
<a generic reply>
It looks like we were raided during my absence. Someone removed all our tags and closed all the embassies.
Praise for The Flying Spaghetti Monster.
<self-effacing capitulation>
<excessive gloating>
I haven't rebuilt the embassies since the last raid. Any suggestions?
<obsequious sarcasm with inexplicable addition of dancing banana emoji>
Expediting?
Banana emoji is way to specific for this thread
<Noncommittal shrug>
<Luke-warm greeting with listless wave>
<Slight nod of acknowledgement in your general direction>
<strained smile, while indicating the new embassy with a jerk of his head>
<half-hearted thumbs-up with no eye contact>
<Enthusiastic hand clap followed by finger pistols, but after an assessment of the mood, a rapid withdrawal>
<golf clap>
<a lengthy and elaborated toast to the consensus that appears to have been reached>
<superficially compliant, but internally resentful, though even more deeply a sense of relief>
A priest, a rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. They order drinks, play some darts and talk about sports. Later, they have some burgers, the duck having fish and chips instead. After more drinks and watching a college basketball game, they call it an evening, walk outside and say goodbye, the priest and the rabbi sharing a cab while the duck goes back to its pond in the nearby park.
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light-bulb?
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