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The Flying Spaghetti Monster Lands RMB

WA Delegate (non-executive): The Matriarchy of Korotania (elected )

Founder: The Republic of Pastalands

Last WA Update:

Board Activity History Admin Rank

Nudest: 784th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,052nd Most Nations: 1,210th+3
Best Weather: 1,915th Largest Welfare Programs: 1,931st Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,154th
World Factbook Entry

Welcome to The Flying Spaghetti Monster Lands. We are a region devoted to the FSM. We generally don't care. Please remember to celebrate talk like a pirate day (September 19) and FSMas (December 25).
May you forever be touched by his noodly appendage.

Our tags:
Anti-Fascist, Casual, Eco-Friendly, Fandom, Liberal, Magical, Pacifist, Parody, Silly, Snarky, Social, Surreal, and Video Game.

If your nation was ejected by invaders, please, feel free to rejoin.

Embassies: The Bar on the corner of every region, The Doctor Who Universe, Penguia, Gypsy Lands, The Great Universe, Nordur, Rogue CONclave, Lardyland, SECFanatics, Weeks Auto Repair, Hollow Point, NationStatesHolics Anonymous, Misanthropic Bloc, The Embassy, The Peaceful Coffee Shop In Chicago, The Sands, and 10 others.Thanksgiving, The Flying Fishes Bait Shop, The Dumpster Behind the Coffee Shop, The NewsStand, Monarchist and Democratic Alliance, Pangea Oceania, Fredonia, The United Multiverses, Meatpackers union, and The 1st Entente.

Tags: Anti-Fascist, Casual, Eco-Friendly, Fandom, Featured, Liberal, Magical, Medium, Pacifist, Parody, Silly, Snarky, and 3 others.Social, Surreal, and Video Game.

The Flying Spaghetti Monster Lands contains 12 nations, the 1,210th most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Largest Manufacturing Sector in The Flying Spaghetti Monster Lands

World Census bean-counters tabulated data from across several industries in order to determine which nations have the largest Manufacturing sectors.

As a region, The Flying Spaghetti Monster Lands is ranked 15,297th in the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Empire of ApisteviaFather Knows Best State“Infinite Diversity in Infinite Combinations”
2.The Empire of Imperial GeorgiaFree-Market Paradise“Patience makes the heart grow fonder.”
3.The Republic of Northern Estux RomeradrahothoCompulsory Consumerist State“Unity, Discipline, Work”
4.The Holy Empire of JapazitopiaInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Mission Accomplished”
5.The Constitutional Monarchy of OtruaCorrupt Dictatorship“The queen knows best”
6.The Most Serene Republic of Spaghetti MarinaraScandinavian Liberal Paradise“In the Name of the Pasta, the Sauce, and the meatballs”
7.The Ivy League University of CornellLeft-wing Utopia“Where any person can find instruction in any study.”
8.The Queendom of VeselicaDemocratic Socialists“If there's a miracle there's a way”
9.The Free-ish Land of LampastanPsychotic Dictatorship“The Light Must Shine”
10.The Holy Empire of RyaktadisFather Knows Best State“May FSM grant us unlimited supply of beer”

Last poll: “It seems we might have enough members that we can hold elections”

Regional Happenings


The Flying Spaghetti Monster Lands Regional Message Board

The time traveler rex

Gypsy Lands wrote:Merry Christmas from our region to yours!

**Sends a large tray of homemade Christmas cookies**

*The newly appeared traveler helps themself to a cookie*

Hey, thanks!

Happy Noodly New Year!

I hope everyone had a great FSMass, and I will you all the best in 2020.

Read all about it!
- What on Eurth? It's the Eurth News Network
- Nazis, nukes, and North Pacificans in the Crazybloxian Times
- World politics in The Times
- Voted News Operation of the Year: NS Today -
- Almost impeachment in the Force Flyer
- Clean, Green Tigers in Macau Week
- Update from The Independent
- Unpublished interviews - the Gameplay magazine that never reached the press
- Get your Daily Line and place a sports bet

Stream Spotify Playlists
Play 🔺Higher or Lower?🔻 at the Sands
Choose our Charity of the Year

Lampastan, why are we closing embassies?

Korotania wrote:Lampastan, why are we closing embassies?

For violations of zoning regulations. Plus they've been cooking a lot of cabbage and the neighbors were complaining about the smell.

Lampastan wrote:For violations of zoning regulations. Plus they've been cooking a lot of cabbage and the neighbors were complaining about the smell.

Good catch!
I checked out documentation, and I found this:

We love interacting with other nations and regions.

We will accept all embassy requests, except:
1. Regions actively involved in raiding now or in the past
2. Regions that promote or approve of raiding in their
- description
- pinned dispatches
- message board
3. Regions with one or more of the following tags:
- fascist
- raider
- invader
4. Regions that have embassies with one of the well regions known for raiding, including:
- The Black Hawks

Once embassy is approved, it can be revoked if
- it comes to our attention that the region meets one or more of the exclusion criteria above, or if
- one of the region's officers posts stuff on our message board that violates one of I'd Rather You Didn'ts.

If one of your members posts crap on our message board, we will let the officers know. If it doesn't stop, we will revoke the embassy.

Exceptions to rule #4 may be granted. The decision is based on the ineffable FSM's opinion, as revealed to rev. Pastalands.

List of current exceptions:
- The Bar on the corner of every region - the region has been touched by a noodly appendage, and the leadership is following the 8 I'd rather you didn'ts

Read factbook

The cabbage definitely violates one of the I'd Rather You Didn'ts

Korotania wrote:The cabbage definitely violates one of the I'd Rather You Didn'ts

Cabbage and spaghetti together are a culinary crime against nature.

I see someone accidentally approved embassy with Codex Ylvus. Thanks for fixing that Lampastan.
They are just a puppet storage.

Pastalands wrote:They are just a puppet storage.

Massive puppet storage.

When you have trouble logging in and the game bogs down, remember that those 2,055 nation accounts are controlled by one player taking up server space and computational resources. I've no problem with players having three or four accounts or even a hundred, if they're using them to constructive ends, but two thousand accounts that serve no purpose other than to artificially pump up your region's stats should be looked into by the game's staff.

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