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The Empire of Friendship World Census

The Highest Crime Rates in The Empire of Friendship

World Census interns were dispatched to seedy back alleys in order to determine which nations have the highest crime rates.

As a region, The Empire of Friendship is ranked 8,185th in the world for Highest Crime Rates.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Underwater Utopia of Das MetroCapitalizt“Where the Great are not Constrained by the Small”
2.The Commonwealth of Nova EmeriaCompulsory Consumerist State“A productive life”
3.The Empire of AeitiaFather Knows Best State“Passion and Compassion”
4.The Commonwealth of GenlannCorporate Bordello“Mission Accomplished”
5.The Kingdom of Defoko SamaAnarchy“私はデフォルトです”
6.The Republic of An Otter Called SiniarusCivil Rights Lovefest“Exactly What It Says On The Tin”
7.The Kingdom of WestwickportCapitalist Paradise“Love and peace, Dream and hope”
8.The Ponies of Republic of Deae LunaeCivil Rights Lovefest“Deae Lunae Nobis Providet”
9.The Republic of Third KingdomInoffensive Centrist Democracy“The spice must flow!”
10.The Democratic Republic of 2tailsvilleNew York Times Democracy“Nature is to be balanced with technology”