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Hanguk-Nippon wrote:

　　　　　　"Certainly, Myehnese people inhabit the islands. Hanguk-Nippon recognizes this and has made efforts to ensure the autonomy of the inhabitants. However, this does not make ethnicity a sufficient cause for eroding Hanguk-Nipponese sovereignty over the islands—let alone a casus belli. State borders ought to be respected, regardless if the people living on either side proscribe to one culture or another. If a human connection with the people of Hyoen and Togebun is what the Myehnese government seeks, then Hanguk-Nippon would be glad to facilitate with Myehn free and unhindered travel, transport, and transaction between the two islands and Myehn."

“Not only ethnicity, the site is home to some of our most important heritage sights. The Rokogi Temple contains the grave of previous leaders of Myehn, including the Queen Kirko, one of the great leaders of Myehn in ages past. Not only this, but the temple is one of the oldest Myehnese Buddhist Temples in the islands chain. Myehn has always considered the islands to be an unofficial territory of Myehn, but the process of claiming the land was repeatedly delayed, and thus was never accomplished. If your country is worried about security, I’m sure our respective I’m sure we could write an agreement to alleviate your concerns that would satisfy both of our demands. “

I declare myself the Lord Protector of TEP.

And from now on I decree that Tea is supreme and should be taken by all. Everyone must obey my law.

I demand that Altys give me a position in the Executive, something like Grand Lord of Tea.

Atrocha wrote:

I declare myself the Lord Protector of TEP.

And from now on I decree that Tea is supreme and should be taken by all. Everyone must obey my law.

I demand that Altys give me a position in the Executive, something like Grand Lord of Tea.

I surrender to the almighty Lord Protector

Atrocha wrote:

I declare myself the Lord Protector of TEP.

And from now on I decree that Tea is supreme and should be taken by all. Everyone must obey my law.

I demand that Altys give me a position in the Executive, something like Grand Lord of Tea.

But tea is flavored water...

Peatiktist wrote:

Better yet, play until around 1069 and the Catholics will start trying to kill you too.

[:enter john wick getting a bunch of guns pointed at him here:]

Nueva gloria wrote:

But tea is flavored water...

correct! I personally dont like tea, so if you force tea upon me, i will disown you as our god protecter. so cheetoes mac and cheese help me

The Holy Rat wrote:

[:enter john wick getting a bunch of guns pointed at him here:]

Certainly feels that way.
Especially when you consider that I stole the Sinai from Egypt to get the third Holy Site I needed to restore the High Priesthood, so they kept invading every ten years.

I've made the decision that the King of Egypt and all of his successors will be living in my dungeon until the Sinai is integrated into Israel, because that's the only way to make them stop.

Peatiktist wrote:

Certainly feels that way.
Especially when you consider that I stole the Sinai from Egypt to get the third Holy Site I needed to restore the High Priesthood, so they kept invading every ten years.

I've made the decision that the King of Egypt and all of his successors will be living in my dungeon until the Sinai is integrated into Israel, because that's the only way to make them stop.

. . . imprisoning their royal family in your dungeon made them stop invading you?

Brethren wrote:

. . . imprisoning their royal family in your dungeon made them stop invading you?

Fun thing about CK3, you can't declare war on someone if you're in their dungeon.

So yeah, the King of Egypt and all his male heirs have been in my dungeon for the past 10ish in-game years. Should work until a regent manages to overthrow them.

The Holy Rat wrote:

Honestly that is pretty smart. Me personally I would keep beating them until something bad happens and I quit. (or erase their royal line)

Let me be clear, I cannot beat them militarily. They have way too many troops.

I stole the Sinai by kidnapping the King before I declared war (Like how I won the dissolution war), and have been winning the wars he declares against me by kidnapping him after the war starts.
The issue is that every time he invades, all of my troops get killed trying to stall for the kidnapping to go through, and the sieges absolutely wreck my county control.
So I decided that his entire family now lives in my dungeon until they all die out. I torture them sometimes, just for the hell of it.

Peatiktist wrote:

I have built everything I can.

My culture started out as tribal in 867, with no military innovations. Besides that, most baronies in the Sinai only have 1-2 building slots.
I have literally built everything I can, and upgraded everything as far as I can. Even then, Egypt has more counties than me anyways.
I've hit the point where I started building the unique county buildings. I spent a total of 3000 gold to build the Third Temple and the temples for my other holy sites.

That is unfortunate mate I have nothing to say that might help.

nvm, looks like Roman got there first

Romanoddle Republic wrote:

Murder

That's illegal