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Miss baltimore crabs wrote:*The Empress brandishes her claws before opening up a cauldron of steaming hot water.*

Get in, resistance is futile.

Nope.

Konahiwa wrote:Nope.

Get in the soup. I crave human.

Kampf Empire wrote:Get in the soup. I crave human.

O.o

Kampf Empire wrote:Get in the soup. I crave human.

Valiraisia wrote:O.o

You may NOT eat me.

Kampf Empire wrote:Get in the soup. I crave human.

Why is this the first thing I see.

Konahiwa wrote:You may NOT eat me.

I didn't ask for permission.

Aivintis wrote:Why is this the first thing I see.

Seconded this question

Konahiwa wrote:You may NOT eat me,

I'm not gonna :T

you should be worried about Kampf Empire tho...

Miss baltimore crabs wrote:*The Empress brandishes her claws before opening up a cauldron of steaming hot water.*

Get in, resistance is futile.

Btw ...you still Haven't explained what you are? Talking crabs or.....no.... a hive mind of crabs Perhaps?

Aivintis wrote:Why is this the first thing I see.

Because I like crab soup.

Kampf Empire wrote:I didn't ask for permission.

I donít care. Iím not gonna get eaten any time soon.

Aivintis wrote:Why is this the first thing I see.

Kampf is an enlightened being. You canít escape Kampf.

Konahiwa wrote:Because I like crab soup.

I donít care. Iím not gonna get eaten any time soon.

*concern PNG*

We're on a roll. Three QOTDs in three days? If you guys keep being this funny, maybe Quote of the Day will become a daily thing.

Aivintis wrote:We're on a roll. Three QOTDs in three days? If you guys keep being this funny, maybe Quote of the Day will become a daily thing.

Maybe. Who knows!

Konahiwa wrote:Because I like crab soup.

I donít care. Iím not gonna get eaten any time soon.

Aivintis wrote:Why is this the first thing I see.

there were other qotd's recently? goddamn

Euricanis wrote:there were other qotd's recently? goddamn

Yesterday it was the Devil was playing Skyrim with his sister, and the day before was the NFTs joke.

Miss baltimore crabs

Order of the Saint Dumas wrote:Btw ...you still Haven't explained what you are? Talking crabs or.....no.... a hive mind of crabs Perhaps?

The nation is run by Queen-Empress Velma Von Tussle, her crabbiness herself. Its crab denizens are afforded few rights and exist to please the Empress via service to the country.

Aivintis wrote:Why is this the first thing I see.

Calvinist Predestination

Miss baltimore crabs wrote:The nation is run by Queen-Empress Velma Von Tussle, her crabbiness herself. Its crab denizens are afforded few rights and exist to please the Empress via service to the country.

How much for Royal Surf-n-Turf?

Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich and Miss baltimore crabs

Miss baltimore crabs wrote:The nation is run by Queen-Empress Velma Von Tussle, her crabbiness herself. Its crab denizens are afforded few rights and exist to please the Empress via service to the country.

So basically a country ran by abominations...... lord above,

Miss baltimore crabs

Order of the Saint Dumas wrote:So basically a country ran by abominations...... lord above,

There is no lord above, only her crabbiness below the tide.

Miss baltimore crabs wrote:There is no lord above, only her crabbiness below the tide.

Miss baltimore crabs wrote:There is no lord above, only her crabbiness below the tide.

Excuse me ? What in blue berry hell did you say

Order of the Saint Dumas wrote:Excuse me ? What in blue berry hell did you say

Why do blueberries have Hell? Do they have consciences? Can blueberries sin?

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