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Kavanos wrote:Heya Serk
Heya vuc

kav kav!

Vuclen wrote:how are you?serk

vuc vuc

Federal newcastle wrote:I need an medic, my head hurts.

tf2_medic_e_button_call.mp3

i-

Vuclen

Federal newcastle

Serkin wrote:i-

I'm gonna listen to a funny Swedish guy ramble about Mug.

"Is Mug any good?"
-Vargskelethor Joel's words before a cataclysm of memes about Mug Root Beer

anyway OOC: How are you doing?

Serkin and Mugland

Alright, I've officially found the dumbest thief ever.

Peatiktist wrote:Alright, I've officially found the dumbest thief ever.

Thief Kaiserreich?

Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich wrote:Thief Kaiserreich?

East lotionlandia wrote:Great algerstonia is the reason I have hope

Aivintis wrote:Eh he's not so great.

Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich wrote:*N00ks Great Algerstonia with garbage filled bombs*

Aivintis wrote:<Wolfabuk opens his trench coat to reveal an assortment of nuclear weapons>

5 bucks. Take it or leave it.

Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich wrote:<Steals it and runs off>

Aivintis wrote:<lego voice> HEY!

<Wolfabuk drops to all fours and chases you down like a madman, pouncing on you and forcing you to provide the most valuable resource the Earth has ever known>

S C R I T C H E S

Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich wrote:<Thief Kaiserreich refuses>

<Super duper villain voice> NO!

<Thief Kaiserreich proceeds to pull out his roblox pistol and oof himself>

Aivintis wrote:<Wolfabuk uses TIME STONE>

<It was super effective>

GIB!

<Wolfabuk uses the Trollce to make Thief Kaiserreich slap himself in the face with his own hands in rapid succession>

WHY R U HITTING URSELF?!?!?!

Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich wrote:<As Thief Kaiserreich painfully hits himself with his glove over and over again he pulls out his roblox pistol and shoots the stone>

<The stone breaks apart and Thief Kaiserreich laughs maniacally>

<Evil villain laugh> Hahahahahahahahahaha

<Suddenly a hippo bursts out of the ground and Thief Kaiserreich gets on it>

<Thief Kaiserreich and evil hippo begin getting away>

The Solar Ottomans wrote:*throws a weed card at the hippo*

Aivintis wrote:<Wolfabuk uses the Trollce to pull Grandmother Marrabuk towards him>

GIDDY UP

<Wolfabuk rides towards the Evil Hippo and his Thievin' rider, the inhuman speed of Marrabuk on all fours easily catching up to Thief Kaiserreich>

S T O P

U H A S V I O L A T E D D A L A W

<Wolfabuk turns on Marrabuk's police siren>

Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich wrote:<Evil hippo stops and Thief Kaiserreich gets off>

<Evil Hippo picks up le Weed Card>

<The evil pair proceed to chill and smoke some joints>

The Solar Ottomans wrote:*joins in, putting five joints in my mouth at once*

Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich wrote:<Thief Kaiserreich proceeds to steal the joints and ride off with Evil Hippo>

<Evil villain voice> Hahaahahahaarharharharhar-Wait what?!

<Not far behind them is Wolfabuk on Marrabuk chasing after them while playing an annoying siren>

<And strangely there is an airplane in the skies>

Slagenseter forn wrote:*The A-47 Sordel begins a quick decent, It's mighty frame aiming for a crash upon the group*

Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich wrote:<Evil high pitched scream>

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH KAMIKAZES!

<Evil Hippo begins running faster>

Aivintis wrote:<Wolfabuk and Grandmother Marrabuk soon catch up>

AHHHHH!

<Wolfabuk and his Grandmatronly Mount skid away from the plane>

Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich wrote:<Thief Kaiserreich and Evil Hippo decide to jump off the bridge they're on to avoid the plane>

Slagenseter forn wrote:*The plane smashes into the bridge, sending splinters unto the air*

Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich wrote:<Evil Hippo gets several splinters in his behind but nothing fatal>

Aivintis wrote:<Wolfabuk howls in anger and freezes the river that the bridge goes over>

SPLYAT

Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich wrote:<Evil Hippo breaks the ice and they both fall into the water>

<Evil Hippo jumps out of the water onto nearby ground where trees are around>

<The Vietcong may or may not be in the trees>

Aivintis wrote:

<Wolfabuk frowns that his sound effects didn't magically kill Thief Kaiserreich and Le Ebil Hippo>

Ride, Paternal Grandmother!

<When Marrabuk doesn't immediately start galloping, Wolfabuk brandishes a barbed whip>

I said RIDE!

<Le Horsey sprints into the woods>

<Wolfabuk hums "Fortunate Son" and unwittingly scares away the Vietcong>

Slagenseter forn wrote:*The craft lets out a loud screech as it's payload of ketchup bottles spills out onto the cold hard ice*

Aivintis wrote:<Noticing this on his way to the forest, Marrabuk takes a lick at the Ketchup, fuelling him for hours to come>

Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich wrote:<The Evil Hippo starts running deep into the forest while playing anime songs>

<The anime causes the Vietcong to return and start jumpscaring Wolfabuk>

Aivintis wrote:<Wolfabuk screams like a lil' girl and summons his army of Red Pandas to maul the Vietcong>

Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich wrote:<The Vietcong have a moment of "oh sh1t" but continue with their jumpscaring>

Aivintis wrote:<Le Red Pandas, recognizing that their Glorious Warlord is in danger, tear the Vietcong apart and feast on their festering corpses as flies are attracted by the putrid remains>

<Wolfabuk urges his Horsey Grandmother onward, forcing Marrabuk to reach the Evil Hippo>

<The Grandmother and Grandson Pair are now about a hair's length from the Evil Hippo>

Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich wrote:<Thief Kaiserreich screams like a little girl>

<Evil Hippo proceeds to jump onto a passing kamikaze plane>

<Hearing the Anime music play the pilot hugs his anime body pillow as Thief Kaiserreich instructs him>

Aivintis wrote:<Wolfabuk's eyes narrow and he dismisses his Grandmother and howls three different notes>

<Hearing the signal, Wolfabuk's private jet vroooomms to the area>

HIPPITY HOPPITY THE SKIES ARE MY PROPERTY!

<The jet vroooommmss after the Flying Animemobile>

Slagenseter forn wrote:*A deafening, wretched scream fills even the deepest bowels of the forest*

Aivintis wrote:<Wolfabuk dispatches one of his favorite Red Pandas to check it out>

Slagenseter forn wrote:*A massive beast lifts itself out of the trees, It's large arm begins smacking planes from the sky like a flyswatter to flies*

Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich wrote:<The kamikaze plane gets hit and goes down>

<Evil Hippo and Thief Kaiserreich survive due to having parachutes>

<However the pilot went down with his ship and anime body pillow>

<The evil duo salute the burning plane as it goes down and they ride off>

Aivintis wrote:<Wolfabuk's pilot screams in terror and loses control of le jet, sending it straight towards a thousand foot tall statue of Dreamersistan>

<Wolfabuk's Lieutenant turns around and runs towards the rendezvous point, where Wolfabuk is parachuting down carefully>

Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich wrote:<Evil Hippo jumps and begins stomping on Wolfabuk when he lands>

Aivintis wrote:<Wolfabuk howls in pain and claws le Hippo's chonky stomach>

<The Red Panda Crusader Army arrives with the Lieutenant at the front>

<The RPCA attacs the Hippo's unprotected bacc>

Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich wrote:<Evil Hippo stops stomping on Wolfabuk just in time to get attacked from the back>

<However the splinters in his behind hurt both him and the RPCA>

<Evil Hippo begins preparing to stomp again when it sees IT>

<A girly scream by Thief Kaiserreich follows>

Aivintis wrote:<The Red Panda Crusaders take some casualties, but their host is seemingly infinite, and they keep coming>

<Wolfabuk bites Thief Kaiserreich in half while he is distracted and reclaims his nuclear arsenal, which he immediately throws to another Red Panda>

<The Panda readies the weaponry>

Read dispatch

Aivintis wrote:
East lotionlandia wrote:Great algerstonia is the reason I have hope

Aivintis wrote:Eh he's not so great.

Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich wrote:*N00ks Great Algerstonia with garbage filled bombs*

Aivintis wrote:<Wolfabuk opens his trench coat to reveal an assortment of nuclear weapons>

5 bucks. Take it or leave it.

Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich wrote:<Steals it and runs off>

Aivintis wrote:<lego voice> HEY!

<Wolfabuk drops to all fours and chases you down like a madman, pouncing on you and forcing you to provide the most valuable resource the Earth has ever known>

S C R I T C H E S

Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich wrote:<Thief Kaiserreich refuses>

<Super duper villain voice> NO!

<Thief Kaiserreich proceeds to pull out his roblox pistol and oof himself>

Aivintis wrote:<Wolfabuk uses TIME STONE>

<It was super effective>

GIB!

<Wolfabuk uses the Trollce to make Thief Kaiserreich slap himself in the face with his own hands in rapid succession>

WHY R U HITTING URSELF?!?!?!

Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich wrote:<As Thief Kaiserreich painfully hits himself with his glove over and over again he pulls out his roblox pistol and shoots the stone>

<The stone breaks apart and Thief Kaiserreich laughs maniacally>

<Evil villain laugh> Hahahahahahahahahaha

<Suddenly a hippo bursts out of the ground and Thief Kaiserreich gets on it>

<Thief Kaiserreich and evil hippo begin getting away>

The Solar Ottomans wrote:*throws a weed card at the hippo*

Aivintis wrote:<Wolfabuk uses the Trollce to pull Grandmother Marrabuk towards him>

GIDDY UP

<Wolfabuk rides towards the Evil Hippo and his Thievin' rider, the inhuman speed of Marrabuk on all fours easily catching up to Thief Kaiserreich>

S T O P

U H A S V I O L A T E D D A L A W

<Wolfabuk turns on Marrabuk's police siren>

Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich wrote:<Evil hippo stops and Thief Kaiserreich gets off>

<Evil Hippo picks up le Weed Card>

<The evil pair proceed to chill and smoke some joints>

The Solar Ottomans wrote:*joins in, putting five joints in my mouth at once*

Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich wrote:<Thief Kaiserreich proceeds to steal the joints and ride off with Evil Hippo>

<Evil villain voice> Hahaahahahaarharharharhar-Wait what?!

<Not far behind them is Wolfabuk on Marrabuk chasing after them while playing an annoying siren>

<And strangely there is an airplane in the skies>

Slagenseter forn wrote:*The A-47 Sordel begins a quick decent, It's mighty frame aiming for a crash upon the group*

Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich wrote:<Evil high pitched scream>

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH KAMIKAZES!

<Evil Hippo begins running faster>

Aivintis wrote:<Wolfabuk and Grandmother Marrabuk soon catch up>

AHHHHH!

<Wolfabuk and his Grandmatronly Mount skid away from the plane>

Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich wrote:<Thief Kaiserreich and Evil Hippo decide to jump off the bridge they're on to avoid the plane>

Slagenseter forn wrote:*The plane smashes into the bridge, sending splinters unto the air*

Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich wrote:<Evil Hippo gets several splinters in his behind but nothing fatal>

Aivintis wrote:<Wolfabuk howls in anger and freezes the river that the bridge goes over>

SPLYAT

Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich wrote:<Evil Hippo breaks the ice and they both fall into the water>

<Evil Hippo jumps out of the water onto nearby ground where trees are around>

<The Vietcong may or may not be in the trees>

Aivintis wrote:

<Wolfabuk frowns that his sound effects didn't magically kill Thief Kaiserreich and Le Ebil Hippo>

Ride, Paternal Grandmother!

<When Marrabuk doesn't immediately start galloping, Wolfabuk brandishes a barbed whip>

I said RIDE!

<Le Horsey sprints into the woods>

<Wolfabuk hums "Fortunate Son" and unwittingly scares away the Vietcong>

Slagenseter forn wrote:*The craft lets out a loud screech as it's payload of ketchup bottles spills out onto the cold hard ice*

Aivintis wrote:<Noticing this on his way to the forest, Marrabuk takes a lick at the Ketchup, fuelling him for hours to come>

Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich wrote:<The Evil Hippo starts running deep into the forest while playing anime songs>

<The anime causes the Vietcong to return and start jumpscaring Wolfabuk>

Aivintis wrote:<Wolfabuk screams like a lil' girl and summons his army of Red Pandas to maul the Vietcong>

Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich wrote:<The Vietcong have a moment of "oh sh1t" but continue with their jumpscaring>

Aivintis wrote:<Le Red Pandas, recognizing that their Glorious Warlord is in danger, tear the Vietcong apart and feast on their festering corpses as flies are attracted by the putrid remains>

<Wolfabuk urges his Horsey Grandmother onward, forcing Marrabuk to reach the Evil Hippo>

<The Grandmother and Grandson Pair are now about a hair's length from the Evil Hippo>

Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich wrote:<Thief Kaiserreich screams like a little girl>

<Evil Hippo proceeds to jump onto a passing kamikaze plane>

<Hearing the Anime music play the pilot hugs his anime body pillow as Thief Kaiserreich instructs him>

Aivintis wrote:<Wolfabuk's eyes narrow and he dismisses his Grandmother and howls three different notes>

<Hearing the signal, Wolfabuk's private jet vroooomms to the area>

HIPPITY HOPPITY THE SKIES ARE MY PROPERTY!

<The jet vroooommmss after the Flying Animemobile>

Slagenseter forn wrote:*A deafening, wretched scream fills even the deepest bowels of the forest*

Aivintis wrote:<Wolfabuk dispatches one of his favorite Red Pandas to check it out>

Slagenseter forn wrote:*A massive beast lifts itself out of the trees, It's large arm begins smacking planes from the sky like a flyswatter to flies*

Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich wrote:<The kamikaze plane gets hit and goes down>

<Evil Hippo and Thief Kaiserreich survive due to having parachutes>

<However the pilot went down with his ship and anime body pillow>

<The evil duo salute the burning plane as it goes down and they ride off>

Aivintis wrote:<Wolfabuk's pilot screams in terror and loses control of le jet, sending it straight towards a thousand foot tall statue of Dreamersistan>

<Wolfabuk's Lieutenant turns around and runs towards the rendezvous point, where Wolfabuk is parachuting down carefully>

Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich wrote:<Evil Hippo jumps and begins stomping on Wolfabuk when he lands>

Aivintis wrote:<Wolfabuk howls in pain and claws le Hippo's chonky stomach>

<The Red Panda Crusader Army arrives with the Lieutenant at the front>

<The RPCA attacs the Hippo's unprotected bacc>

Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich wrote:<Evil Hippo stops stomping on Wolfabuk just in time to get attacked from the back>

<However the splinters in his behind hurt both him and the RPCA>

<Evil Hippo begins preparing to stomp again when it sees IT>

<A girly scream by Thief Kaiserreich follows>

Aivintis wrote:<The Red Panda Crusaders take some casualties, but their host is seemingly infinite, and they keep coming>

<Wolfabuk bites Thief Kaiserreich in half while he is distracted and reclaims his nuclear arsenal, which he immediately throws to another Red Panda>

<The Panda readies the weaponry>

Read dispatch

Probably the most obscure of 'em all

think I'm a bit addicted to indie football

Federal newcastle

Mugland will be my alternative meme nation lol.

Mugland

Federal newcastle wrote:Mugland will be my alternative meme nation lol.

This is a Mug Moment lol.

Federal newcastle

Serkin wrote:kav kav!

vuc vuc

i-

How are ya?

Serkin

Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich wrote:Thief Kaiserreich?

So the person who works the dorm counter on Saturday is responsible for collecting the quarters from the washing machines and dryers.

So one of the people on the weeks they work was pocketing some of the quarters they collected. 3 quarters from each.
Well that would be fine because there's a total of 10 machines which makes 30 quarters, which is totally believable.

Except this week one of the machines was broken, but they still took their usual amount from each.
So they took 27 quarters, from machines that only work with increments of five.

You may ask: 'Why did you make an meme nation from an American root beer brand you know from an Swedish streamer on Twitch.tv?'

I say: Why not.

Federal newcastle

Danelaw Scandinavia wrote:Astros-Braves World Series. Let the Salt Fall.

I was kinda hoping the Braves would blow a 3-1 series lead to thee Dodgers.

Again.

Euricanis wrote:all the seismologists who "can't predict earthquakes" aren't trying hard enough, i straight called it last night

You live in California, it is an acquired power.

Also, that earthquake was probably caused by Dodgers fans raging.

Peatiktist wrote:So the person who works the dorm counter on Saturday is responsible for collecting the quarters from the washing machines and dryers.

So one of the people on the weeks they work was pocketing some of the quarters they collected. 3 quarters from each.
Well that would be fine because there's a total of 10 machines which makes 30 quarters, which is totally believable.

Except this week one of the machines was broken, but they still took their usual amount from each.
So they took 27 quarters, from machines that only work with increments of five.

Okay so they're caught, but like. Is anyone going to care?

Brethren wrote:Okay so they're caught, but like. Is anyone going to care?

B R E T H.

Aivintis wrote:There was an earthquake last night?

The Dodgers lost.

LMAO.

That should do it.

Brethren wrote:Okay so they're caught, but like. Is anyone going to care?

Maybe not, but they've been doing this for the three years they've worked.

So that adds up to $540 per year they've stolen.

Federal newcastle

Aivintis wrote:There was an earthquake last night?

According to USGS there was an 3.1 magnitude earthquake in Puerto Rico at La Parguera.
https://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/map/?currentFeatureId=pr2021297006&extent=14.31229,-70.72449&extent=18.98941,-61.93542

Marrabuk wrote:I feel betrayed. You've betrayed the trust of the maned and horseless.

Betraying my favorite zebra? I would never! Come now I have a special treat for you. A nice Turkish Dondurma your favorite! Ignore the reins in the corner they are strictly for decoration, just look at this Dondurma your favorite flavor!

Serkin wrote:kav kav!

vuc vuc

i-

hello serkling

Serkin

Federal newcastle

Saint Cinder wrote:Betraying my favorite zebra? I would never! Come now I have a special treat for you. A nice Turkish Dondurma your favorite! Ignore the reins in the corner they are strictly for decoration, just look at this Dondurma your favorite flavor!

*Kazakh happy noises intensify*

SOMEONE HAS DONDURMA?
(Dondurma means ice cream in basically nearly all the Turkic languages)

Also is it Kahramanmaraş style dondurma then it's super worthy as Kahramanmaraş(one of the 81 states in Turkey) has the best dondurma(ice cream).

Danelaw Scandinavia

https://www.reddit.com/r/nhl/comments/qehhoi/ahl_players_when_they_play_the_maple_leafs/

Peatiktist wrote:Maybe not, but they've been doing this for the three years they've worked.

So that adds up to $540 per year they've stolen.

Wtf

Komplete Chad

Federal newcastle wrote:*Kazakh happy noises intensify*

SOMEONE HAS DONDURMA?
(Dondurma means ice cream in basically nearly all the Turkic languages)

Also is it Kahramanmaraş style dondurma then it's super worthy as Kahramanmaraş(one of the 81 states in Turkey) has the best dondurma(ice cream).

Yes I have to tease customers by stretching and yanking it out of their hands! What else are ice cream tucks for besides making a clean getaway?

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