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Libright libertarianism wrote:Done mate

No one can beat my sports team the Drunk Monks

Volinovia and Libright libertarianism

holy duk my forearms burn

Danelaw Scandinavia wrote:The Dancian Thunderbirds.

Hey I forgot to ask. Did you want to add any domestic teams to the FIFH League? We have international and now domestic team leagues and world cups.

Danelaw Scandinavia and Libright libertarianism

The Many Balkanized States of Valsora
AKA. What Valsora's Countries SHOULD Look Like

this is just a dump of maps i've made to cause as much pain and suffering to as many people as possible. it should be noted that none of these maps are canon although i wish they were. this is just a fun little project that i decided to do so i can procrastinate on other things a little bit longer.

Maps


C'mon, Kurikia! Make this canon already!

If you've been around Valsora for as long as I have, you've known that a big portion of Kurikia's RP's around that time included threats to others and posts that shown just how unstable Kurikia was with many a coup and even a civil war at one point. I think this might be one of the more realistic ones in terms of actually happening.


Just when you thought the Balkans in real life didn't have enough landmines.

Shavara actually wanted me to make a balkanized San Sierra (idk why, maybe they were drunk that day.) First map with the states colored in, might color the others one day.


You shoulda kept your mouth shut, Brex.

Made when Brex said, and I quote, "I mean it cant be worse then the Holy Sierran Empire". Bold choice of words, my friend.


Terrorizing people with this is fun.

I got bored in class, decided to give Karatol eye cancer ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Read dispatch

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls! I'd like to take this time to introduce you all to a collection of my perfect Valsora!

Shavara and Blobon

Ancobristan wrote:
The Many Balkanized States of Valsora
AKA. What Valsora's Countries SHOULD Look Like

this is just a dump of maps i've made to cause as much pain and suffering to as many people as possible. it should be noted that none of these maps are canon although i wish they were. this is just a fun little project that i decided to do so i can procrastinate on other things a little bit longer.

Maps


C'mon, Kurikia! Make this canon already!

If you've been around Valsora for as long as I have, you've known that a big portion of Kurikia's RP's around that time included threats to others and posts that shown just how unstable Kurikia was with many a coup and even a civil war at one point. I think this might be one of the more realistic ones in terms of actually happening.


Just when you thought the Balkans in real life didn't have enough landmines.

Shavara actually wanted me to make a balkanized San Sierra (idk why, maybe they were drunk that day.) First map with the states colored in, might color the others one day.


You shoulda kept your mouth shut, Brex.

Made when Brex said, and I quote, "I mean it cant be worse then the Holy Sierran Empire". Bold choice of words, my friend.


Terrorizing people with this is fun.

I got bored in class, decided to give Karatol eye cancer ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Read dispatch

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls! I'd like to take this time to introduce you all to a collection of my perfect Valsora!

yes

...

Anko

where is the maoren post

Volinovia wrote:Hey I forgot to ask. Did you want to add any domestic teams to the FIFH League? We have international and now domestic team leagues and world cups.

I might! Blodo-mob RDC. Is my team. (RDC=Rol-Dol Club. Rol-Dol=Football)

Volinovia and Libright libertarianism

Shavara wrote:yes

...

Anko

where is the maoren post

somewhere within the void of space, who knows whenever the hell it will emerge again.

Shavara and Myehn

Blobon wrote:I might! Blodo-mob RDC. Is my team. (RDC=Rol-Dol Club. Rol-Dol=Football)

Sounds good. You can add multiple teams to the domestic league. I have 8 there. So if you want to add more at any time let me know.

Blobon and Libright libertarianism

Ancobristan wrote:somewhere within the void of space, who knows whenever the hell it will emerge again.

oh ok

...

How is the Anko

Ancobristan wrote:
The Many Balkanized States of Valsora
AKA. What Valsora's Countries SHOULD Look Like

this is just a dump of maps i've made to cause as much pain and suffering to as many people as possible. it should be noted that none of these maps are canon although i wish they were. this is just a fun little project that i decided to do so i can procrastinate on other things a little bit longer.

Maps


C'mon, Kurikia! Make this canon already!

If you've been around Valsora for as long as I have, you've known that a big portion of Kurikia's RP's around that time included threats to others and posts that shown just how unstable Kurikia was with many a coup and even a civil war at one point. I think this might be one of the more realistic ones in terms of actually happening.


Just when you thought the Balkans in real life didn't have enough landmines.

Shavara actually wanted me to make a balkanized San Sierra (idk why, maybe they were drunk that day.) First map with the states colored in, might color the others one day.


You shoulda kept your mouth shut, Brex.

Made when Brex said, and I quote, "I mean it cant be worse then the Holy Sierran Empire". Bold choice of words, my friend.


Terrorizing people with this is fun.

I got bored in class, decided to give Karatol eye cancer ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Read dispatch

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls! I'd like to take this time to introduce you all to a collection of my perfect Valsora!

Is beautiful! I did a beautiful one http://imgur.com/a/dtsjOqn before, Do your Kampf Empire version if you want!

Volinovia wrote:Sounds good. You can add multiple teams to the domestic league. I have 8 there. So if you want to add more at any time let me know.

Aye aye!

Kianhua wrote:Sorry to turn that down as well, our military is doing just fine.

Damn, what do you need?

Volinovia wrote:FIFH MATCHDAY 5

(Commentary on today’s action will come after Game 6 and more to come with tonight’s postgame show!)

The voodoo worked!

Volinovia wrote:FIFH MATCHDAY 4 Game 6

After our second half of the games today we have seen a strong Felsinsel team finally take their first loss of the qualifiers to the host nation who has proven themselves just as every other team has. Every team has scored over 10, or just about 10 goals in this tournament as of Game 6. We have seen all types of goals. From the spectacular to the simple. There is nothing we haven’t seen. The teams at the bottom of the rankings do not lack the skill, that is for sure.

ALSO, there will be no posting of the standings tonight since I have simulated ahead a little bit. (Game 9.) If you would like me to go ahead and post the final scores of those games so we are up to date please let me know. If you would rather keep to the double header schedule that also works. I’ll leave it up to y’all. The post game show will still happen to talk about any developments and just talk about soccer if you like to talk about that stuff.

Nevermind

Danelaw Scandinavia, Volinovia, and The death syndicate

The Foraois wrote:Damn, what do you need?
The voodoo worked!
Nevermind

Not just yet sadly. But there is still plenty of football to be played.

Danelaw Scandinavia, The death syndicate, Libright libertarianism, and The Foraois

Libright libertarianism

Blobon wrote:I might! Blodo-mob RDC. Is my team. (RDC=Rol-Dol Club. Rol-Dol=Football)

Would you like to join my hockey league

Libright libertarianism

Libright libertarianism wrote:Would you like to join my hockey league

You too Kavanos

Volinovia wrote:Hey I forgot to ask. Did you want to add any domestic teams to the FIFH League? We have international and now domestic team leagues and world cups.

Hmm. Well it would make sense for my nation.

Volinovia, Libright libertarianism, and The Foraois

On the western border, there was a Traffic jam of sorts, If you were a person who was blind and oblivious as you were not told what was going on, it would be impossible to tell, but this was no ordinary traffic jam,unless your country has Tanks on the road and supply trucks while at peace,but in truth, this was not to be the the Western Border much longer.

---

The Man in the Lead Truck Looked at his Computer screen, The area beyond was Mostly Barren,well , not barren really, just not many people lived there, There was a dirt road that lasted only a mile, they were lucky these were prepared Vehicles, Very expensive but each could handle the Terrain To A Degree.

His name was Nikowa Niskowski, Pretty average Height, but he had A Large mind, and large Muscles, He Looked at his screen, Very much so indeed, It was going to be Hard, But Humans are good at doing hard things.

---

They had Tanks with them for a Number of reasons.

1.They needed to Test the newest ones
2.Although only 3 Million People and a comparably TINY 1,200 Night and Light fury's, And 90% of that number were the Mini Fury species,Lived there, There were some factions.... Although most of the Population out here was Of their country's descent, a small number were...Barbaric, Some of them had formed Bandit Factions, or even Gangs with base camps, Although some of the latter were more civilized and would join them, They did not want to take any chances.
3.They Looked really cool on camera.

---

They received the Order to go only a few Hours later, The Men at the Watchtower waved at them, and as a symbol of good Luck, 3 Planes Flew Above them, With Neon Blue Smoke that glowed,the planes turned back pretty quick.

They got moving, Nikowa Looked at the Screen, and the Map, The Topography laid out before him, well there was more than 1 map, there was many he did not even want to try to think about, the Truck moved pretty slowly, 12 KPH is not exactly what you would call a epic speed, Slow, But a Hour or so later, near the Crest of a small hill, they stopped, A Small Villiage, The Locals looked at him, One had a really old car, he would guess it was a 69 Charger, he doubted it even worked still.

"Hello!"He got out of the Truck, Waving at them, he had no gun, although some men in the other trucks and tanks did."We come in Peace..."He said, He Did not know if they even spoke his language.he found out a few seconds later." Who are you, why are you here" The Man, he guessed the Leader of the Town asked him, he also was the One who had the Charger." I am Nikowa, These are my men,we mean No Harm, Only good!"He said, looking at the Men, Then back to the Leader.The leader studied them, then he noticed something, The Symbol on their Trucks, The NFR COA, Then Nikowa noticed something, there were no children in the town.What kind of town is this? he thought, He saw the Motorcycles and guns they had, "OH,THIS EXPLAINS IT" He ducked behind the jeep.

"Smart one" The Leader said, Unhanding his shotgun,"But as the Leader of the Guild of Tears, this and much of the land you are here for is under us"He shouted, He Pumped his shotgun, Shooting a round at the Tank, but that was a mistake, because...well.TANK

The Tank, A M1A abrams, Aimed its Main gun,firing, the Man was torn apart, along with with the Charger,his tent, and quite a bit of ground, The other men ducked as the Rest of the Task force opened fire, the Small Base camp was torn asunder as it was engulfed in fire.

1 Month later
Nikowa reflected that time was the only trouble they had, their ranks had collapsed after that, Rebbelions engulfed and the Guild was torn apart, A Few Steamrollers had just left the Border,slowly Making some Real roads.

But Nikowa was not done yet, one last thing to do.

he was climbing, climbing a Mountain, tallest one, 2,500 Feet high , not very steep, Reaching the top, He took out a long cylinder, driving it into the dirt, At the Top end was a Flag, The Night fury republic flag, it blew in the Wind.

"For my country" He muttered.

Shavara

Volinovia wrote:FIFH Matchday Four

Decided to show y’all what the simulator is showing for the next 2 games. I’ll post the standings later. There are now no undefeated teams. And this is still a really close league. A few wins and anyone can be in the top 16.

I'm gonna need more than a couple of wins

Volinovia wrote:Not just yet sadly. But there is still plenty of football to be played.

And more voodoo rituals to do.

The Foraois wrote:I'm gonna need more than a couple of wins
And more voodoo rituals to do.

I believe you can do it. I'd recommend giving some voodoo to Vuclen, they have hit a very rough patch.

Volinovia, The death syndicate, and The Foraois

Danelaw Scandinavia wrote:I believe you can do it. I'd recommend giving some voodoo to Vuclen, they have hit a very rough patch.

I think I may have lost to them in game 4 or 3 maybe. I'm currently 0-3-5. All I wanted was too beat Kilkire too see who the better Keltic nation is but I ended up tying with them 2-2.

Blobon wrote:Well another thing is going to happen for reals!

The Orphanage incidence

As the world of Cardonia is in bad cause another comes along..

On one of the street of Jaminton a small, white, rusty van cruises side to side in the night. In this van there is man that is not, but a puppet. The driver or drivers of this van are two blobs holding the wheel, two others that are constantly jumping about on breaking and accelerater, and finally the last driver is the eyes of this van, it looks on a small tablet that connects to a camera in the right eye of this mannequin he is allway blabbering orders to all of them.

1st part done what do you think?

pretty good, Just dont know how to respond.

Danelaw Scandinavia, The death syndicate, Blobon, and The Foraois

The Foraois wrote:I'm gonna need more than a couple of wins
And more voodoo rituals to do.

Actually the last qualified team has 9 competition points. You have 3. That’s 2 wins and you would have 9 comp points.

Danelaw Scandinavia wrote:Hmm. Well it would make sense for my nation.

Well if you want to add them let me know!

Volinovia wrote:Actually the last qualified team has 9 competition points. You have 3. That’s 2 wins and you would have 9 comp points.

Well if you want to add them let me know!

Okay I will.

Of Centralist Brexit wrote:pretty good, Just dont know how to respond.

No response is good until Blobon tells you. Blobon will do peace 2 tomorrow because time.

Volinovia wrote:Actually the last qualified team has 9 competition points. You have 3. That’s 2 wins and you would have 9 comp points.

Well if you want to add them let me know!

*intensifies voodoo rituals*
Also, would you like to add an international team for the Rugby? Domestic starts on the 1st of July (AEST) while I'm deciding whether or not to do the International a week after or when it finishes.

Danelaw Scandinavia, Volinovia, and The death syndicate

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