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You know what... no.

I'm not starting this again.

Danelaw Scandinavia and Greater felter

Shavara wrote:

What the heck did you just frickin’ say about me, you little whiner? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.

I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the frick out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my frickin’ words. You think you can get away with saying that crap to me over the Internet?

Think again, buddy. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, buddy.

The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re frickin dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands.

Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable butt off the face of the continent, you little poopy-head.

If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your stinking tongue.

But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you big jerk. I will rain fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re in frickin’ trouble, mister.

...../ )
.....' /
---' (_____
......... ((__)
..... _ ((___)
....... -'((__)
--.___((_)
<tosses your american beer into Boston Harbour>
Fuc*ing karma you yankee piece of sh*t wan*er after what you fuc*ing did to our tea...

Shavara, Danelaw Scandinavia, Greater felter, and Levantin

Of Centralist Brexit wrote:...../ )
.....' /
---' (_____
......... ((__)
..... _ ((___)
....... -'((__)
--.___((_)
<tosses your american beer into Boston Harbour>
Fuc*ing karma you yankee piece of sh*t wan*er after what you fuc*ing did to our tea...

https://youtu.be/Sy4pmi90yhY

Greater felter and Of Centralist Brexit

Greater felter

Shavara wrote:cool and good

can you plens read this?
page=rmb/postid=41128296

nice. idk the context but some pretty good writing quality

Greater felter wrote:nice. idk the context but some pretty good writing quality

Thanks!
( ^-^)

Greater felter

Greater felter

Shavara wrote:Thanks!
( ^-^)

maybe ill write something cause i actually am good at writing now

Of Centralist Brexit wrote:...../ )
.....' /
---' (_____
......... ((__)
..... _ ((___)
....... -'((__)
--.___((_)
<tosses your american beer into Boston Harbour>
Fuc*ing karma you yankee piece of sh*t wan*er after what you fuc*ing did to our tea...

Die Azerbaijani fascist invader!

For the Armenian Motherland!

Greater felter and Of Centralist Brexit

Greater felter wrote:maybe ill write something cause i actually am good at writing now

That's good!

Greater felter and Aivintis

Greater felter wrote:maybe ill write something cause i actually am good at writing now

wait

does this mean ur returning?

Danelaw Scandinavia and Greater felter

Levantin wrote:Die Azerbaijani fascist invader!

For the Armenian Motherland!

...
uh no mate, british

Danelaw Scandinavia, Greater felter, and Levantin

Greater felter

Levantin wrote:wait

does this mean ur returning?

probably not. i have irl stuff and i have other online things that are pretty big now i have to do

Shavara wrote:https://youtu.be/Sy4pmi90yhY

nation=of_centralist_brexit/detail=factbook/id=1431841

Greater felter

Greater felter wrote:probably not. i have irl stuff and i have other online things that are pretty big now i have to do

Oof.

Understandable tho.

Shavara and Greater felter

Of Centralist Brexit wrote:...
uh no mate, british

Did I stutter?

Azeri Neo-Ottoman aggressor. Artsakh is Armenia

Greater felter

Greater felter

Levantin wrote:Oof.

Understandable tho.

cool

Kampf Empire, Shavara, and Levantin

The 10th Edition of The North Pacific Vision Song Contest (TNPV)!

Hello The East Pacific!

I am here to tell you about a music competition in The North Pacific that is celebrating its 10th edition. To celebrate it we decided to let all Pacifics join! This song contest has been going for 6 months and we have had many interesting winners and participating songs throughout the previous editions. Do you think you have what it takes to win? Telegram your song to Kartujia.

There are so many ways to enjoy the contest, you can go try-hard and try and win the competition or you can show your nation’s culture! Whatever music genre you like or whatever commitment to music you have there is always a reason to join The North Pacific Song Contest. During all the editions I have participated in I have got a handful of new songs I listen daily to now. My playlist is full of songs I would’ve never heard of if it wasn’t for TNPV!

To join you telegram a YouTube link to your song. Make sure your song fits the rules:
• It has lyrics
• No political or patriotic songs
• Since The North Pacific Song Contest is a bit of a replica from Eurovision all songs who have participated in Eurovision are forbidden.
• All past songs from TNPV.( I will publish a dispatch with all songs on Tuesday)
• Vote. When all nations have joined there will be a voting period when all nations telegram their top ten to the host, Kartujia. There are 2 voting systems. They will be shown in separate spoilers down below. If you do not vote within the voting period you will automatically end the competition with 0 points no matter how many points everyone gives you. This is to make voting more important.

After that all you can do is sit back, relax and listen to beautiful music from your balcony here at The East Pacific. No moving regions needed!

If you have any uncertainties feel free to check out these factbooks:

THE NORTH PACIFIC VISION X:
SPECIAL EDITION!
(Feeder Vision)

Hello, Fellow North Pacificans!

Welcome (again) to another edition of this FANTASTIC contest!

I'm glad that we reach the tenth edition!

THIS WILL BE A SPECIAL EDITION!
This time the contest will expand its frontiers thru the whole Pacifics, including countries from The North Pacific, The East Pacific, the West Pacific, the South Pacific and the Pacific!!

City: Verdust, New Tikartia

Motto: "Music has no frontiers"

• ▪ ° 》 ° RULES ° 《 ° ▪ •

• Please send me your song by telegram, and I'll tell you if the song is allowed or not.

• No songs from the Eurovision Song Contest or previous editions of North Pacific Vision.

• No political, religious, hateful or discriminatory messages.

• Songs should be 4:30 or less and have lyrics.

• Make sure to read any telegrams the host sends you.

• Participate with two or more nations (puppets) managed by the same person is STRICTLY FORBIDDEN.

• You can’t change your song so choose wisely, just in the case your song doesn't follow the rules.

• If yoy don't vote at time, your points will be reducted to 0.
Voting:

• ▪ ° 》 ° DATES ° 《 ° ▪ •

October 14th to October 22nd: Inscribing (also Sending Songs)

October 14th to October 25th: Sending Songs

October 25th to November 1st: Voting

[b]• ▪ ° 》 ° SYSTEM ° 《 ° ▪ •

Very important

12 points: Country
10 points: Country
8 points: Country
7 points: Country
6 points: Country
5 points: Country
4 points: Country
3 points: Country
2 points: Country
1 point: Country

Contest itself:

• ▪ ° 》 ° HISTORY OF THE CONTEST ° 《 ° ▪ •

page=dispatch/id=1429674

• ▪ ° 》 ° SONG THAT ALREADY PARTICIPATED ° 《 ° ▪ •

page=dispatch/id=1448711

• ▪ ° 》 ° CONTESTANTS OF THIS EDITION ° 《 ° ▪ •

THE NORTH PACIFIC:

Country: Kartujia (TNP)
Song Link: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eVcOBYtJ12M

Country: Mitarii (TNP)
Song Link: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7Kuwwta_Mms

Country: Federal republic of america and the cari (TNP)
Song Link: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Fw21lF9chYE

Country: Animu Place (TNP)
Song Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kWFRyQ5VU8

Country: Railroad crossing (TNP)
Song Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTSAZAHiOa8

Country: Reischbach (TNP)
Song Link: https//youtube/watch?v=GGuC_0HBNVM

Ceased to Exist

Country: Zazumo (TNP)
Song Link: https://youtu.be/-WDXOO3VM-0

Country: Republica Guilleana (TNP)
Song Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JnfIa84TnU&list=PL-6PaAHZEV8_62mylpIwjK9koxOpHz7SM

Country: Konolas (TNP)
Song Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elizAugXVcI

Country: Santamar (TNP)
Song Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nmb80HXWsFQ

Country: Ethnon (TNP)
Song Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzEFh9L424E

Country: Cokoland (TNP)
Song Link: https://youtu.be/gUfL4cAv8g8

Country: Katuda (TNP)
Song Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nf4ufekHjeg&list=PL0-qTKNEZNfCV-LN1HMuy2kWHtGW_DyZR&index=13

Country: New ihese (TNP)
Song Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-M1AtrxztU

Ceased to Exist

Country: Archangelis adherents (TNP)
Song Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcrlZbGd3mM

Country: Anne of Cleves in TNP (TNP)
Song Link: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pSQk-4fddDI

Country: The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg (TNP)
Song Link:

Country: Tringapore (TNP)
Song Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S--WI8PUVVo

Country: The Backwardest Nation You Know (TNP)
Song Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vv2DSmy3Tro

Country: Vyata Temor (TNP)
Song Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubNY-CPAp_I

Country: Nordic-British Union (TNP)
Song Link: https://youtu.be/A1BenTNNJ0A

Country: Mon Island (TNP)
Song Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ci9kHFl0OEs

THE EAST PACIFIC:

Country: Free sovereign soviet socialist republic (TEP)
Song Link:

Didn't send the song link

THE PACIFIC:

Country: Embauba (TP)
Song Link: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Eab_beh07HU

Country: Wrangleria (TP)
Song Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWfY9GRe7SI

THE SOUTH PACIFIC:

Country: Unojo (TSP)
Song Link: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=igDP_5KqF_o

THE WEST PACIFIC:

Country: Sheepsvery (TWP)
Song Link: https://youtu.be/1GlvjGn131o

Read factbook


Credits to Ihese for creating the logo and credits to Republica Guilleana for founding this amazing show
Guide to the NPV


Basic info:
The North Pacific Vision is a song contest where every country picks a song to represent their country. It is a replica of the Eurovision Song Contest, the world’s biggest music competition. The purpose is to bring together The North Pacific to a wonderful night with beautiful music. During the contest there will be a voting system with televoting for the countries who aren’t participating and jury voting for the participating countries who rank the songs from best to worst. The song which gets the most points wins! The winner gets to host the next edition!

Rules for your song:
• Competing with more than one nation will lead to a lifetime ban from the competition
• This is a replica of the Eurovision Song Contest so all songs from The Eurovision is banned
• Don’t use songs who have already been in the competition! All songs that have been used as of the ninth edition:

page=dispatch/id=1448711

• No political, religious or any message which could be counted as discrimination is allowed.
• The song has to have lyrics!
• No threatening or other similar things that for an example Country number B has to give you top points because if not you will declare war against him
• Telegram your top ten (excluding your song) to the host during the voting period.

1 - Your favourite song
2 - Your second favourite song etc.
3 -
4 -
5 -
6 -
7 -
8 -
9 -
10 -

• If you don’t vote on time you will be deducted back to 0 points
• If it feels like cheating it probably is cheating. Don’t take the risk! You will get caught
• Please keep to update and read the telegrams/ messages on the rmb the host will send to you.
• Please try and keep your song at least under 5 minutes.


History:
It was Republica Guilleana who came up with the splendid idea of making our own Eurovision.
Republica Guilleana then hosted the first edition of the North Pacific Vision. 8 countries decided to participate including The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg who won the contest with the song Kom. ( Come)
For more info read this:
nation=republica_guilleana/detail=factbook/id=1372591


The second edition was hosted by Skaraborg in a city called Lidköping. The winner was Santamar who received 118 points. The winning song was called Echao Pa Lante ( check this out)

nation=the_democratic_kingdom_of_skaraborg/detail=factbook/id=1374479



The third edition was held in Llanura in Santamar and won by Kartujia with the song alone:

nation=santamar/detail=factbook/id=1378165



The fourth edition was hosted by Kartujia in the city Dalli Xitát. The contest was won by Railroad Crossing with the song Blinding Lights performed by The Weeknd. Check out the factbook for the fourth edition:

page=dispatch/id=1384001



The fifth edition was hosted by Railroad crossing in Economica. It was won by Cowbridge with the song September. It was performed by Earth, Wind and Fire. The fifth edition’s factbook:
page=dispatch/id=1395568


The 6th edition was hosted in Sarbagne, Cowbridge. After some drama Duncan Laurence with the song “Love, don’t hate” stood on top of the podium, giving the founders, Republica Guilleana their first ever victory after many editions of being close.

nation=cowbridge/detail=factbook/id=1404734



Ihese snatched the win in Vellavista, capital of Republica Guilleana. The artist behind the song was the famous Alexander Ryback and the winning song was Oah! Winning with only three points the 7th edition was an edition to remember because of the dramatic ending.
The winning song:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=o4sfh2u8cgU
Dispatch for 7th edition:
page=dispatch/id=1413972



The eight edition was hosted in Vissette, Ihese. During this time we got to see a record 52 nations participating! Because of the large amount of nations semifinals where introduced and the nations where divided into two semifinals with 26 nations in each to avoid making the nations having to listen through all 52 songs. Due to heated relationships between Ihese and The North Pacific government Ihese was banned from talking through the rmb and telegrams. So instead of using the rmb, the semifinals were released through a factbook. Ihese later left the region in a protest and the final was also released through a factbook. The winner of the contest was Kartujia with the song Viva la Vida by Coldplay. Kartujia was the first nation to win the contest twice. What a spectacular edition!
Song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opPV1-IUmGw&app=desktop

Factbook:

nation=ihese/detail=factbook/id=1421120



Kartujia then managed to win it for a second time in a row with a song about the climate changes. Kartujia was therefore the first hosting nation that won the competition. This hasn’t even happened in the real Eurovision since the 1990s! The competition was hosted in Endike City. The winning Song:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=m-PJmmvyP10

Factbook:

nation=kartujia/detail=factbook/id=1429659



Past winners:
1st edition: The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg
2nd edition: Santamar
3rd edition: Kartujia
4th edition: Railroad crossing
5th edition: Cowbridge
6th edition: Republica Guilleana
7th edition: Ihese
8th edition: Kartujia
9th edition:
Kartujia


Want to join the next edition?
TelegramKartujia

This edition all nations located in any of the Pacific regions will be allowed to join! C’mon and join the party! Also check out this edition’s factbook:

nation=kartujia/detail=factbook/id=1446584

Read factbook

I also recommend you to check out what the Eurovision is because this competition is very similar to Eurovision.If you’re still uncertain you can telegram The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg (Me), Kartujia (The host) or Republica Guilleana (The founder)

12 points - your favourite song
10 points - your second favourite song etc
8 points
7 points
6 points
5 points
4 points
3 points
2 points
1 point your 10th favourite song

Or

1- your favourite song
2- Your second favourite song
3-
4-
5-
6-
7-
8-
9-
10- Your 10th favourite song

Levantin wrote:
Did I stutter?

Azeri Neo-Ottoman aggressor. Artsakh is Armenia

... okay...
still not from Azerbaijan, I've got the disease that is britishitis

Of Centralist Brexit wrote:... okay...
still not from Azerbaijan, I've got the disease that is britishitis

i think coffee cures that

Of Centralist Brexit wrote:... okay...
still not from Azerbaijan, I've got the disease that is britishitis

hmmm

Greater felter wrote:this is nostalgic

Felter! : D

The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg wrote:The 10th Edition of The North Pacific Vision Song Contest (TNPV)!

Maybe contact Altys, our Minister of Culture if you want more exposure for this.

War Preparations

As means of Preparing a War, T-80U-FMUs were now Being Mass produced along with Rifles, and AA guns, State controlled Media Outlets has Shown footage of Weapons being Built, T-80 Turrets being Attached to their Hulls, Aircraft being Built, and Artillery Firing and Large Explosions occuring, all this However is not just means of Propaganda, but also War, Military strategies were now being Planned if an Homeland Invasion occured again, if an Revolution or Resistance was to occur, this was all being Simulated to be able to Fight back Threats.

Karatol-Advenra wrote:War Preparations

As means of Preparing a War, T-80U-FMUs were now Being Mass produced along with Rifles, and AA guns, State controlled Media Outlets has Shown footage of Weapons being Built, T-80 Turrets being Attached to their Hulls, Aircraft being Built, and Artillery Firing and Large Explosions occuring, all this However is not just means of Propaganda, but also War, Military strategies were now being Planned if an Homeland Invasion occured again, if an Revolution or Resistance was to occur, this was all being Simulated to be able to Fight back Threats.

Your flag makes you look like some walmart north korea knock off.

Euricanis wrote:The Interuniversal Civilization of Aivintis

so, you are the vice delegacy, rather than the vice delegate?

I am the Vice Delegacy

Levantin wrote:Your flag makes you look like some walmart north korea knock off.

Yea thats the Point, be a North Korea knockoff, then Make ICBMs, and Nuclear Weapons and show them in a Parade.

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